The Eighth Wise King became addicted to eavesdropping on the silly princess' thoughts

The news of how Rong Yanran and Zhao Zhiya were taken away from the palace reached the Prince of Qin's Mansion in the evening.

The upright gentleman, Prince of Qin Zhao Defang, laughed so hard that he covered his eyes!

I thought to myself that this silly princess I married would always do some tricks that would make people laugh to death. It would be really fun to have such a wife!

Yun Yi also laughed so hard that his shoulders shook, and he had to hold back from laughing out loud!

After Qin Wang Zhao Defang had laughed enough, he ordered Yun Yi, "Go to Ning Xin Garden! She hasn't enjoyed the fun created by the princess yet! I want to go to Ning Xin Garden to share it with her."

Before the dinner at Ning Xinyuan was served, His Royal Highness the Prince of Qin arrived early.

Yingxue, who was standing guard at the door, knelt down hastily and whispered, "The princess is in a good mood today."

The King of Qin raised the corner of his lips and nodded, then walked in with a dignified and elegant pace.

I will help cheer up the princess who is in such a good mood!

Ruhua, Siyu, Yingchun and Banxia were serving the princess in the house. When they saw the prince coming, they all knelt down and bowed.

After King Qin Zhao Defang sat down, he took the fragrant tea handed to him by Yingchun and took a sip.

Then he smiled and said, "Princess, do you know how Rong Yanran and Zhao Zhiya finally left the palace?"

Luo Li looked up at him, taking the opportunity to admire his beauty while asking, "How did you leave?"

Prince of Qin Zhao Defang narrated slowly, "Rong Yanran was tied up with her hands, stuffed into a sedan chair and carried out of the palace.

Prime Minister Zhao went to pick up Zhao Zhiya in person, and asked the queen to let the Zhao family carriage enter the palace.

But! ..." The King of Qin kept it a secret.

Seeing the princess staring at him with great interest, the corners of the King of Qin's lips curled up into a sneer.

"However! The Queen Mother generously gifted the Zhao family two chamber pots from the palace and placed them on the Zhao family's carriage!"

Luo Li was stunned!

Then he bent over laughing, holding his stomach.

Ruhua Siyu and Yingchun Banxia also hugged each other and laughed, with tears in their eyes!

"Oh my god! You're killing me with laughter!... I wonder if the Zhao family... will treat the two chamber pots given by the Queen as treasures and worship them at home?" Luo Li laughed so hard that she held her stomach and said breathlessly.

The King of Qin was overjoyed to see his princess so happy for the first time!

Then he cheered the princess up: "The reward from the palace is the highest honor, and the reward of a toilet is definitely an unprecedented favor, and it is unique to Scorpion Poop!

Maybe the Zhao family will treat the two commodes given by the Queen as a family heirloom and pass them down from generation to generation!"

Luo Li wiped the tears from her eyes and said, "It should be passed on to Zhao Zhiya's children and grandchildren."

"What the princess said is absolutely right! It should be put into Miss Zhao's dowry."

His Royal Highness the Prince of Qin and the Princess have such a rare harmony and understanding.

Ruhua pushed Yingchun away, who was laughing on her. "Have you laughed enough? Let's serve the meal!"

Yingchun laughed so hard that she couldn't straighten her back. "Set the table... set the table!"

.........

King Qin Zhao Defang picked up another piece of vegetable and put it in the bowl, eating it with rice with relish.

Seeing that the princess was in a good mood today, the King of Qin pointed at the new dish with his chopsticks and asked.

"Princess, this dish is delicious. The shredded pork in the dish should be pork. I didn't taste any fish shreds. Why is the dish called Fish-flavored Shredded Pork?"

Luo Lixin said: [You ask me, who should I ask? The first time I ate this dish, it was called Fish-flavored Shredded Pork. The only difference is that the side dishes used were carrots and green peppers instead of white bamboo shoots and chili peppers. ]

Luo Li rolled her bright black eyes and started to wander!

“Legend has it! …This dish originated from a remote small country in the desert overseas.

The people there can only eat pork, mutton and chicken.

Their king heard from his ancestors in his dream that the most delicious and best-tasting meat in the world is fish.

So the king ordered the royal kitchen to find delicious fish and meat for him, otherwise the entire family of the royal kitchen manager would be executed.

The head steward of the imperial kitchen was so worried that he tried to cook pork with various seasonings. Finally, he found a way to cook it with a unique meat flavor.

The steward used pork to pretend to be fish and made this dish, named it Fish-flavored Shredded Pork and presented it to the king.

The greedy pig king ate with gusto, and was very pleased. He rewarded the head of the imperial kitchen and ordered that this dish of shredded pork with fish flavor be served as a state banquet delicacy.

The corners of King Qin's lips curled up with a hint of evil intent, "Well! Then the greedy stupid pig king will use this fish-flavored pork shreds to entertain a distinguished guest like me!"

Luo Li was stunned!

: [Fuck! I tried so hard to use this as an excuse to call you a greedy fool! But you were so cunning and mean to take the lead and put the hat of a fool on my head?! ]

Luo Li was so angry that she hit the back of King Qin's hand with a chopstick!

"Stop eating! Don't even think about eating my stupid pig's food from now on!"

Prince Qin Zhao Defang didn't care about the elegant dining etiquette and shoveled the food in the bowl into his mouth in two or three bites.

He took the handkerchief handed to him by Yingchun, who was covering her mouth with her hands and laughing, and wiped his mouth with a smile of victory on his brows, eyes and lips.

He stood up and walked out, "Princess, enjoy your meal! I have to go back to Chunfeng Residence to rest early!"

I saw the dog King Qin eat and drink for free, and then leave with a smug smile of a winner.

Luo Li glared at the maids who were laughing so hard! Like a defeated hen, she lowered her head and continued to eat.

……

After King Qin returned to Chunfengju, he drank two cups of tea and estimated that it was about time, so he glanced at Yun Yi.

Yun Yi didn't wait for the prince's instructions. He understood what he meant and hid a smile in his eyes. He said respectfully, "Prince, I will guard the house. You can go and have a rest!"

The experienced Prince Qin calculated the time very accurately. When he arrived at the tunnel entrance, he just heard the sound of water being poured into a bathtub from inside.

Luo Li untied her belt and asked Hong Gu who was searching carefully in the house.

"Hong Gu, we have searched for the tunnel switch in this room many times but there is no clue. Why don't you think differently and find out where the most unexpected place is?"

Hong Gu responded, "I understand!"

His Royal Highness the Prince of Qin thought to himself that it was bad! According to the princess's instructions, he could find the switch of the tunnel in two or three attempts.

The next time I come to eavesdrop on the princess's thoughts, I'll have to be more careful! Don't get caught in the act.

Luo Li lay in the warm water, relaxing her body and mind comfortably.

"This old disciple, Ghost Hand, is quite capable. The itching powder and laxatives he made are quite useful.

I only used a tiny amount, but it caused Rong Yanran and Zhao Zhiya to suffer from excruciating pain for two or three days. I wonder how effective those bottles of poison are?"

The King of Qin in the tunnel suddenly realized!

[Oh! So it was the medicine given to her by her uncle. I wonder where she hid it? Isn't she afraid of getting covered in itching powder? ]

Ruhua smiled and said, "Miss, you are too kind-hearted. If you gave them a little more medicine, they would be in agony for the rest of their lives!"

Luo Li raised the corner of her lips and said, "Your young lady has nothing to do with being kind and soft-hearted!

Rong Yanran and Zhao Zhiya have no deep hatred against me, so I just punished them slightly!

If anyone dares to harm our lives, I will never show mercy!

I will kill the Fourth Prince Zhao Yuanfen who dared to send people to pretend to be bandits to rob and injure people on the farm when I find a chance!" Luo Li's voice was domineering.

Yingchun was shocked!

He hurriedly advised, "Princess, please don't act rashly!

The Fourth Prince is the Emperor's biological son. Killing him would be a heinous crime that would involve extermination of all nine generations of his clan.

If you are so angry that you really want to kill him, you should discuss it with the prince and find a proper solution."

"Don't be afraid, Yingchun! If I take action, I will definitely think of a way to escape in advance.

As for discussing with the King of Qin before taking action, there is no need. I am a self-reliant person with a straight back! I don’t want to owe him a favor.”

Yingchun grumbled worriedly, "The prince arranged for people to protect the manor last time. Don't we already owe the prince a favor? What's the harm in owing him a little more?"

Luo Li felt a little nervous!

She argued with specious arguments, "He forced me to marry into the Qin Palace, so isn't it normal for him to help me?

Besides! Even if I owe him a favor, I will pay him back when I have the chance."

The King of Qin secretly laughed in his heart!

[I will make you owe more and more, and make you pay it back with your whole life! ]

Ruhua saw that the young lady was a little unhappy because she felt guilty, so she quickly changed the subject.

"Zhao Zhiya has been suffering from diarrhea for most of the day. I don't know what kind of pain it is."

Luo Li looked up at the roof and imagined in her mind, "The little face should be sallow, the plump body should have lost weight, the sewage should be red and swollen, and it hurts to wipe the buttocks...

Ruhua, I have thought of another way to make money!" Luo Li's legs splashed with excitement.

Ruhua was amused by the young lady and laughed, "Miss, when you think of Zhao Zhiya's swollen and red discharge area, you think of another way to make money. Miss Zhao is really honored!"

Yingchun smiled and hurriedly urged, "Princess, please tell me! What new way have you come up with to make money?"

: "Toilet paper! Toilet paper for wiping your butt after pooping!

Ruhua, send a message to my second brother tomorrow and ask him to find out if there is any paper-making workshop for sale. It doesn't matter if he spends a little more money.

This lady wants to let the people of Song Dynasty enjoy the blessing of having toilet paper to use after going to the toilet!"

Ruhua agreed and then asked curiously, "Miss, what is toilet paper? How is it made?"

Luo Li: "Toilet paper is soft and absorbent. It is comfortable and easy to use for wiping nose and buttocks. It is also more convenient and hygienic than cloth strips for women during menstruation.

I don’t know how to make it either, but we can slowly research and experiment!”