Peter Parker had always been bullied by school bullies before, but he had never encountered such a situation.

Deadpool's excessive enthusiasm scared Peter Parker, making him think that Deadpool was gay, and his anus couldn't help but tighten.

I wanted to escape but couldn't, so I could only muster up the courage to say:

“I recommend you try the dumplings and vinegar at the Chinese restaurant.

However, the rest of the food in the Chinese restaurant is also very delicious.”

"Dip dumplings in vinegar, and the more you eat, the more you will have."

"Peter, you are so cute. How did you know I like dumplings?"

"Then I'll listen to you. First, have some dumplings with vinegar. If that's not enough, I'll order some other things."

......

Peter Parker felt like Deadpool's mouth was about to touch his face. He stretched his neck back desperately and looked at Li Jie with a pleading look:

"Boss, please give this gentleman one portion of dumplings and one portion of vinegar."

"What is this gentleman?"

"Peter, did I ever tell you my name is Wade?"

"Now that I've said that, why don't you call me Wade?"

"Peter, do you know how sad this makes me?"

"Oh no, my heart is breaking."

......

Deadpool talked a lot and added some overly exaggerated action performances.

"Boss, please give Wade one portion of dumplings and one portion of vinegar."

Peter Parker quickly changed his words and then forced a smile and said,

"Wade, that's one hundred and ten dollars."

"What, one hundred and ten dollars?"

Deadpool exclaimed in surprise,

"Peter, are you trying to trick me?

Even when I go to a fancy restaurant, it's never been this expensive.

Tell me, what kind of dumplings can cost one hundred and ten dollars?

Is it a flying pig? "

Peter Parker pointed to the menu on the wall and said:

"Wade, I'm not cheating you. This is how the prices are in Chinese restaurants. If you don't believe me, just look."

"It really is."

Deadpool frowned, touched his pocket with a bit of heartache, and complained in his heart,

“The food here is really expensive.

Even vinegar is charged extra.

One hundred and ten dollars, enough to buy a lot of instant noodles.

Why don't I go home and eat some instant noodles?"

Eddie Brock, who was in the process of creating the character, couldn't stand Deadpool's nagging and started to speak:

"Wade, the food at the Chinese restaurant is a bit expensive, but it's definitely worth it.

As a food writer, I assure you that you will never eat such delicious food outside of a Chinese restaurant.

Compared to Chinese restaurants, the fancy restaurants you call them are just garbage and the food they serve is just pig food.”

After hearing this, Deadpool sighed helplessly:

“Well, I’ve heard a lot of people say that the food in Chinese restaurants is the most delicious.

It’s okay if it’s expensive.

Peter, this is the meal money, a total of one hundred and ten dollars.

Here is your tip, take it.”

Deadpool took out a bunch of change from his pocket, counted out one hundred and ten dollars and handed it to Peter Parker, took an extra dollar, put it to his lips, kissed it, and stuffed it into Peter Parker's pocket.

As a mercenary, Deadpool, like most mercenaries, will spend his money on women and wine as soon as he earns it.

Saving money?

It is impossible to save money, and if you can stay out of debt, you are already a noble mercenary.

Coupled with the fact that he is suffering from cancer and has no work recently, Deadpool is a typical pauper.

This money can be said to be all of Deadpool's assets.

Peter Parker frowned.

People usually give tips of dozens or hundreds of dollars, and it's ok for you to only give one dollar, but you actually take advantage of me.

It seems that being a waiter is also a high-risk occupation.

Peter Parker decided to protect himself.

"Sir, please find a seat."

Peter Parker said as he ran away from Deadpool.

It was impossible to get Deadpool to sit down obediently, so he turned and came to Eddie Brock.

“Hey man, did you just say you were a food writer?”

When talking about his identity, Eddie Brock said proudly:

“Yes, I’m a food writer with a column in the best-selling newspaper in New York City.

Plus, the articles I wrote were breaking records.”

“It’s amazing.

Can I admire your work?"

Deadpool asked.

"of course."

Eddie Brock took out his cell phone and found an article on the Internet to show Deadpool, thinking he had met a close friend or a fan.

The dumplings weren't even out of the pot when Eddie Brock changed his mind.

"Wade, can you please shut up and listen to me?"

Eddie Brock yelled.

The foul-mouthed Deadpool can always drive people around him crazy. This is probably his second superpower.

"Forget it, I'm leaving now, okay?"

Eddie Brock raised his hands in surrender, holding his laptop and camera and found a seat in a corner.

Fortunately, the dumplings were served at this time, and Deadpool gave up pestering Eddie Brock.

In fact, Deadpool has a very close relationship with Peter Parker and Eddie Brock.

After the three of them were possessed by the venom one after another.

The difference is that Venom almost had a mental breakdown because of Deadpool.

Peter Parker successfully broke free from Venom's control.

Only Eddie Brock made peace with Venom and became an anti-superhero.

"Mmm, it smells so good."

Deadpool almost drooled just by smelling it. Then he picked up the chopsticks, picked up a dumpling, dipped it in vinegar, and put it into his mouth.

As a result, when the dumpling was less than ten centimeters away from his mouth, it suddenly fell to the ground.

Deadpool stared at the dumplings and frowned.

A serving of dumplings costs one hundred dollars, so on average, how many dollars does each dumpling cost?

As a mercenary, would you give up on a dumpling just because it fell to the ground?

will not.

Think about the scene of eating in order to survive in harsh conditions while on a mission, the dumplings that fall on the ground are so clean.

Thinking of this, Deadpool decisively bent down, picked up the dumpling and put it into his mouth.

Peter Parker…

Eddie Brock...

Deadpool widened his eyes, looking incredulous.

Is there such a delicious food in this world?

Li Jie successfully received system feedback.

"Congratulations to the host for receiving Deadpool's recognition and receiving Deadpool's feedback reward - the immortal physique."

Surprise, an absolute surprise.

After obtaining the Green Goblin's self-healing ability, Li Jie no longer had any ideas about similar skills, thinking that he just needed to continue to use enhancement points to improve his skills.

But he didn't expect that he would obtain Deadpool's immortal physique.

Among all the superheroes, Deadpool's self-healing ability is undoubtedly the strongest.

It can even be said that it goes beyond the scope of self-healing.

As long as he is given a single cell, he can be resurrected again.

Now Li Jie also possesses the same skills. Theoretically, Li Jie has reached the state of immortality.

No one can kill themselves using physical attacks.

What’s even more exaggerated is that Li Jie can also use enhancement points to improve this skill.

The awesomeness is booming.

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