The movie world has a beautiful ghost

Chapter 72 Uncle 9's Romance

"Ah? Where?" the fat nun exclaimed in surprise.

"Here, it is in here."

"Ah, what can I do?"

"Here you go." Uncle Jiu calmly picked up a stone from the side and handed it to the fat nun.

The fat nun took the big stone without hesitation and smashed the rusty lock open.

"boom!"

As the lock was smashed open, the door fell to the ground, crushing the talisman paper.

"Where's the fire? Where is the fire?" The fat female cultivator lifted the door panel to look for it, but Uncle Jiu quickly stepped on it with his foot.

"Maybe we saw it wrong just now." Uncle Jiu said seriously.

"Oh! Really?" The fat nun looked confused.

Uncle Jiu looked up and saw garlic hanging from the beams, so he asked, "Is this room the kitchen?"

"Uh, no, these garlics are used for exorcism." The fat nun explained.

Zhang Haoran, who had been following behind, stepped forward and said, "Master, the exorcism methods of Western missionaries are different from ours. Do you remember the Western zombies we encountered before? They are called vampires. They hate the smell of garlic, and silverware is also what they fear the most.

Besides these, there are Bibles and water soaked in a cross, which they call holy water, which they use to exorcise demons.”

Uncle Jiu nodded: "So that's how it is, Haoran, it seems that you know a lot about those Western ghosts. When you go back, record them and compile them into a book. Maybe it will be useful in the future."

"Don't worry, Master. I will." Zhang Haoran said with a smile.

When the fat female cultivator heard them say that they had encountered vampires, her eyes became a little different.

"Huh? Who is this?" Uncle Jiu suddenly saw a man in missionary clothes kneeling in front of a choir, but he had already turned into a skeleton.

"Ah!" The fat nun saw it then and was immediately shocked.

Zhang Haoran suddenly noticed a photo frame hanging on the wall: "Master, look, the person in this photo is wearing the same clothes as this corpse."

"Ah? This is...Father Qi?" The fat nun recognized him at a glance, walked towards the corpse and said: "Father Qi was the previous missionary."

The fat nun knelt in front of the corpse, drew a cross on her chest, and said, "It turns out that you did not give up your priesthood and have been guarding here. The church thought you were away from your post, but you were fighting against the evil spirits.

I will help you explain to the church, rest in peace, Father Qi." Then she drew a cross on her chest, and it was obvious that the fat nun admired this so-called Father Qi very much.

"Master, look, there is another photo here. Maybe there should be another person here." Zhang Haoran said.

Uncle Jiu walked over and took a look: "You are right, there should be another Taoist friend here." Uncle Jiu did not hold any prejudice against those who fought against evil spirits and called them Taoist friends.

The fat nun took a look and explained, "Two priests came here to preach ten years ago. Father Qi was attacked by the devil. I think the other priest is probably doomed as well."

Zhang Haoran didn't say anything. He knew that the devil the fat nun was talking about was actually another priest. Father Qi was unfortunately bitten when he fought with the priest who turned into a vampire. In order to prevent himself from becoming a devil, he hanged himself.

However, before his death, Father Qi suppressed the priest who had turned into a vampire and buried him deep underground.

At this time, Uncle Jiu saw a sarcophagus in the corner of the wall, so he walked over and opened it, only to find that there was nothing inside.

After hearing that what the fat nun said was right, he said: "It is difficult to escape without high magic power, but how can you be sure that the two of them encountered the devil?"

"I believe I will not be wrong." The nun pointed to the stone platform and said, "Look, the Bible on it is burnt, the holy water is broken, and there are garlic hanging everywhere, which are all used for exorcism.

It just seems that they lost the fight and their lives were taken away by the devil.

"Logically, this shouldn't happen?" Uncle Jiu wondered, and then added: "If he lost the fight, how could the villagers down the mountain have been able to travel safely for more than a decade? In my opinion, he should have won, but why did he commit suicide?"

Uncle Jiu is indeed Uncle Jiu, and he immediately thought of the key point. Zhang Haoran interrupted and said, "Master, is there a possibility that although he won the fight with the devil, he was also injured, just like being bitten by a zombie.

I was afraid that I would become a devil, so I chose to commit suicide. "

Uncle Jiu nodded when he heard this: "What you said is not impossible."

"Ah? Did he commit suicide?" The fat nun was puzzled, wondering why Uncle Jiu thought so.

"Look, there's a cross stuck in his chest." Uncle Jiu said as he wanted to pull it out.

However, he did not expect that the corpse would fall over after he moved it, and it landed right on the fat nun.

"Ah! Hallelujah! Save me." The fat nun was crushed by the skeleton and was so scared that she didn't know what to do.

"Hey, sorry, let me help you." Uncle Jiu said as he went to pick up the corpse. However, the finger bones of the skeleton just happened to hook the fat nun's clothes, and with a pull, the fat nun pressed Uncle Jiu directly under her.

What a coincidence that the two of them had such a mouth-to-mouth encounter.

"Ah!" the fat nun exclaimed.

"Don't blame me, it's all its fault!" Uncle Jiu said, holding up the skeleton in his hand.

The fat nun stood up shyly and hid in a small room nearby.

Uncle Jiu was very embarrassed.

"Master, I didn't expect you to be so lucky!" Zhang Haoran tried to hold back his laughter.

"Pa~" Uncle Jiu slapped Zhang Haoran on the head: "You little bastard, you even tease your master! Let's go and see if Wencai and the others have found anything."

After saying that, he hurried out. There was nothing he could do. He was too embarrassed to stay any longer.

Zhang Haoran followed him out with a smile.

The fat nun was still thinking about it in the corner, looking embarrassed: "Lord, please forgive him, he didn't mean it, punish me if you want to."

Well, it looks like the Fat Nun was won over by an old kiss from Uncle Nine.

The fat nun then walked out, but what she didn't notice was that there was a group of bats hanging upside down above where she was just now, with their bloodshot eyes wide open, taking in everything that had just happened.

The group then went down the mountain, but before leaving, Aliang was a little angry and had someone post a notice on the wall of the church.

The general meaning is that there are bats in the church and the place should be burned down.

"Am, what should we do? If the church burns down, where will we live?"

Several nuns gathered together and started chattering.

The fat nun touched her lips, as if she was savoring something, and said with a look of a young girl in love: "I have thought of a good idea. As long as we can make Master Lin believe in our religion, our church can be saved."

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like