Siheyuan started as an unlicensed knight and became a hero of justice

Chapter 45: A battle of wits between Shazhu and Uncle 3

Except for a very few people, everyone was satisfied with Wu Zhen's proposal for a punishment against He Yuzhu, which was not really a punishment at all.

After all, even if He Yuzhu was unlucky, it wouldn't benefit anyone, and it's also good that everyone has free melon seeds, peanuts and fried soybeans to eat during the New Year.

However, the shrewd uncle Yan Bugui immediately heard the loophole and put forward a weight requirement for the total weight of these roasted nuts. You can't just fool people with three or five kilograms, right?

Wu Zhen thought so too. According to He Yuzhu's character, he could really do this! He is worthy of being the third uncle Yan Bugui. He had calculated all this!

Seeing He Yuzhu's somewhat exasperated expression, Wu Zhen directly stipulated that the total weight of the roasted nuts must not be less than 20 kilograms!

He Yuzhu thought about it and didn't have any objection. He had a lot of peanuts and soybeans at home anyway, and they were all given by others as a thank you to Wu Zhen. So he immediately agreed.

Wu Zhen doesn't cook, so all the things that people sent to thank Wu Zhen were left at his home, so it wouldn't be a big deal to fry them.

Although there are no melon seeds, you can just buy some yourself. There is no specification on what proportion of melon seeds should be in the dish!

He Yuzhu felt that he was really smart. As for the punishment, he just thought that he was greedy and wanted to eat some fried snacks!

Moreover, it was exactly what He Yuzhu wanted to let the third uncle Yan Bugui distribute it. After the third uncle had made the distribution, he would expose the third uncle's true identity.

Can the third uncle Yan Bugui resist eating more and taking more? He Yuzhu firmly doesn't believe it! He Yuzhu is ready to expose him after the third uncle has distributed the roasted food!

He Yuzhu deliberately tried to cause trouble, and after frying the nuts, he asked Wu Zhenlai to help him check the portions.

Wu Zhen took a look and thought, hmm, there were exactly 29 kilograms of roasted nuts. He Yuzhu was still reliable. He said it would be no less than 20 kilograms, and it was exactly 9 kilograms more.

He Yuzhu also asked Wu Zhen to help deliver the roasted nuts to the home of the third uncle Yan Bugui, as a proof for himself that he had successfully completed the task.

Wu Zhen didn't expect that He Yuzhu had any ulterior motives, and thought this was very reasonable.

However, he felt that the third uncle Yan Bugui would not deliberately frame He Yuzhu. If he got the snacks, he would say he didn't get them. He didn't expect that He Yuzhu wanted to secretly cheat the third uncle Yan Bugui.

He Yuzhu and Wu Zhen together delivered the roasted nuts to the home of the third uncle Yan Bugui.

He Yuzhu even deliberately shouted at the door of Third Uncle Yan Bugui's house:

"More than 20 kilograms of roasted nuts, the portion is more than enough, you can see it clearly! I didn't give you less, don't come to me if you don't get enough!"

The third uncle Yan Bugui has a sharp eye! He can tell at a glance that there are indeed more than enough!

The third uncle Yan Bugui also had a plan on how to divide the property. He had a large family and the right of distribution was in his hands, so of course everyone should be given an equal share!

Uncle Yan Bugui weighed the roasted nuts and found that they were nearly 30 kilograms.

Who is the third uncle Yan Bugui? How could he not know about He Yuzhu's tricks?

Thinking that He Yuzhu was willing to spend blood to trick him this time, the third uncle decided to let He Yuzhu become a clown again!

No wonder he wanted to bring Wu Zhen along, no wonder he deliberately called out at the door, this silly Zhu has grown up and is good at tricking people! You look down on your uncle too much!

My third uncle, Yan Bugui, was able to take advantage cleanly and in accordance with the rules under fair and just conditions, and you can't find any fault with him!

You idiot, you want to scheme against me and trick me into making a mistake? You are still a little naive in this regard!

Not long after, the third uncle Yan Bugui distributed roasted nuts to everyone. He said that in order to be fair, he would distribute them according to the number of people. After all, everyone needs to eat roasted nuts, and distributing them according to the number of people would be the fairest.

No one had any objections. Uncle Yan Bugui gave each person three taels of roasted nuts, and wrapped each three taels in newspaper into a package, and everyone could take them themselves.

Since no one can see it, it is relatively fair. He Yuzhu, a petty guy, even opened his own and Wu Zhen's portions and weighed them. Three taels was indeed the net weight, not including the weight of the newspaper.

Sha Zhu's action also made the third uncle Yan Bugui certain that Sha Zhu really wanted to take the opportunity to retaliate against him and cause trouble for him.

However, He Yuzhu's move failed to gain anything, and he was mocked by Xu Damao and his wife:

"The Third Uncle is not a fool like you. He is used to eating more and taking more. You are just being too considerate, right?"

"The Third Master is being fair! You are just an idiot!"

Sha Zhu was too embarrassed to back down, so he made jokes and shouted at Xu Damao:

"How dare you not eat what I cooked? I even put poison in it. I'm going to poison you to death, you bastard!"

Everyone was given some roasted nuts and watched a lively show. The courtyard was filled with the joy of the New Year!

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