Naruto: If I ask you to practice gentle fist, will you drive a Gundam?

Inside a small tavern on Konoha Street, the first-floor hall was filled with guests, most of whom were members of the Hyuga family's Konoha Guard, as well as some other Konoha villagers.

The second floor of the tavern is the owner's private living room. On the stairs leading to the second floor, a white-haired ninja was talking to a yellow-haired boy.

"Why?"

Naruto asked with some dissatisfaction.

When he heard that Jiraiya didn't let him go up either, it seemed that he thought Jiraiya was hiding something good from him.

"because..."

Jiraiya looked around quickly while thinking about how to answer. Suddenly he saw the menu on the wall, so he said to Naruto:

“Because they have a huge bowl of delicious ramen!”

The tavern not only provides alcoholic beverages, but also serves some home-cooked meals, such as ramen, rice bowls, sushi and other basic dishes.

Jiraiya said as he pointed at the menu on the bar, mentally hoping that this trick would work.

Hearing Jiraiya's words, Naruto's attention was indeed drawn to the bar, but he quickly turned his head back.

"Why? Don't you love ramen?"

Jiraiya was puzzled to see that Naruto actually resisted the temptation of ramen.

Naruto stretched out a small hand and said to Jiraiya:

"Give me the money this time, or what if you run away again!"

When Jiraiya saw Naruto asking for money, he remembered that he seemed to have had such experiences a few times before.

"Okay, okay, take it, take it!"

Jiraiya casually took out a thousand dollar bill and handed it to Naruto.

"Ah! You actually are treating us! And there's so much money!"

Naruto was surprised to see that Jiraiya really intended to treat him to ramen and even took out such a large denomination of banknotes.

In his impression, Jiraiya had never even treated him to an ice lolly, and he was truly a miser. Therefore, in Naruto's mind, Jiraiya had always been seen as a poor man.

"Hey, you lecherous immortal! Did you steal this money?"

Naruto, who was about to take the money, suddenly stopped his hand in mid-air. He hesitated as he thought about the origin of the money.

Of course Naruto didn't know that Jiraiya, a literary giant in the ninja world, had many best-selling books and could make a lot of money doing nothing every day. This was also the capital for him to travel around the country all year round.

"You little brat! What impression do you have of me?"

Jiraiya was furious when he heard that his apprentice actually questioned his master like this.

"Peeping Tom, lewd old man, old pervert, tricking children..."

Faced with Jiraiya's question, Naruto didn't even think about it and calmly told him all his impressions of Jiraiya.

"Stop, stop, stop! Stop it!"

Hearing these words describing himself, Jiraiya suddenly felt overwhelmed, and threatened to take back the money:

"You little brat! Come on! Forget about eating your ramen. Just sit here and starve!"

Seeing this, Naruto quickly grabbed the money and said:

"That won't do!"

After saying that, he ran towards the bar happily.

Seeing Naruto sitting there obediently and ordering the food, Jiraiya felt relieved this time and continued to go upstairs.

The stairs were very short and it only took a few steps to reach the second floor. Jiraiya followed the direction where the woman's laughter came from and walked towards the largest room in the middle.

Listening to the conversation between Neji and the woman in the room, Jiraiya had a bad feeling in his heart and continued to walk forward.

The door was not closed tightly, leaving a gap. Through the gap, Jiraiya looked into the room.

I saw a plump woman sitting with her back to the door, and Neji was actually resting his head on the woman's thighs and enjoying the woman's ear cleaning service.

"Hahaha! Lord Neji really knows how to joke."

"I'm not kidding. Sister Xun is in her prime. She runs the tavern in perfect order and is very capable! It would be a blessing to be your husband!"

"Haha! Lord Neji is really good at talking. I would like to thank you..."

At this time, Neji slowly sat up, grabbed the woman's wrist and said:

"You're welcome. From now on you are mine."

After Neji finished speaking, he and the woman looked at each other affectionately. The two of them were so affectionate with each other that Jiraiya felt very envious.

Good boy, you always get good things, right?

When I was practicing at the waterfall before, I saw a beautiful woman always by my side.

But that person seemed to be from the Hyuga family, and since she was Neji's maid, that was fine.

But this woman today definitely has nothing to do with the Hyuga family, right? Not only is she not related, she is someone else's wife!

However, what Jiraiya didn't know was that the conversation between Neji and the woman was just an explanation of the work content and an affirmation and appreciation of excellent employees, and there was no other emotion.

As for the ear-cleaning service, it was just something Ningci tried out because he thought it was fun. After all, there were many fun new postures unlocked in the system, so it would be a waste not to try it.

Of course Jiraiya didn't know all this. In his eyes, Neji was just a playboy, flirting with women everywhere and living the life he had always dreamed of.

Looking at the two people in the room, Jiraiya became more and more angry. Why was he so unpopular with women, while Neji was so popular with everyone? "Ahem!!!"

Jiraiya deliberately coughed loudly a few times and waited for a few seconds before pushing open the door.

"Lewd, oh no, Jiraiya-sensei, you're here!"

Neji sat there calmly, with the same relaxed smile on his face as usual.

"Since Lord Neji has guests to see, I will take my leave..."

The woman straightened her clothes and let down the sleeves of her kimono that she had rolled up to make it easier to clean her ears.

Jiraiya watched the woman's movements. Her manners were very elegant and her appearance was very decent. Her clothes were not as messy as he had imagined, and even her breathing was not disordered.

"Sister Xun, this is your home, how can you let the host be driven away by the guests?"

Neji said, smiling at the woman.

"Lord Neji, from today on you are the master here, and Hikage Kaoru will serve you wholeheartedly!"

The woman said as she bowed respectfully to Neji before turning and leaving.

Hearing the words "service" and "master", Jiraiya thought that this boy was playing around quite extravagantly.

After the woman left, Jiraiya put on a serious expression and said to Neji:

"Ningji, I'm telling you, it's better not to do this kind of thing!"

Jiraiya shook his head and sighed as he spoke, as if he was extremely disappointed with Neji.

"As a teacher, although I have seen countless flowers, I have always followed the values ​​of the ninja world! I have never violated ethics and morals!"

Listening to Jiraiya's words, Neji knew what he wanted to say, and said with a smile:

"Teacher Jiraiya, you may have misunderstood. The lady just talked to me and got along well. We are just doing simple business cooperation and there is no deeper relationship."

"What!? You want to go deeper? You little brat! Don't think you can do whatever you want just because you're a little handsome!"

Obviously, Jiraiya only picked out the words that interested him, which made Neji speechless.

"Oh, forget it, just take your blind guess..."

"Hey! You kid! What do you mean by blind guessing? Let me tell you! Do you know the three ninja rules? Alcohol, women, and money, these are obstacles that will hinder the ninja's training!"

"Three Ninja Rules? Are you sure it's not the Three Ninja Rules? Forget about the three rules, you've already mastered them all!"

"You kid! You're talking back at me! I'm going to teach you a lesson today!"

Neji didn't expect that Jiraiya, who was usually cynical, could be so serious. Maybe it involved the part he cared about most.

Seeing that Jiraiya was about to start a long speech, Neji immediately changed the subject and said:

"By the way, Master! Is there something else you want to talk to me about today?"

After hearing this, Jiraiya finally remembered that the purpose of his trip was not to investigate Neji's private life.

"Cough cough!"

Jiraiya cleared his throat and then spoke:

"That's right, I'm going to take Naruto out for training, and Naruto insisted on asking you, so I came to ask you..."

"I go!"

Before Jiraiya could finish, Neji agreed immediately.

Hearing that Neji agreed so readily, Jiraiya looked relieved:

"You are really interested in cultivation, kid!"

Training? This might be enough to fool Naruto, but Neji wouldn't fall for it.

Of course, Neji agreed so readily not for training, but for the real purpose of this trip, which was---

Looking for Tsunade!