The Adventures of the Crying Princess

After Su Xiaobei left, Lu Yikuan took his wife back to Yumen Villa. Dragon Valley Master lived in the courtyard where Doctor Guo used to live. The place was chosen by old man Guo himself. Although it was remote, the scenery was pretty good.

It would be a bad idea to disturb his daughter-in-law who was in confinement after childbirth, so Emperor Chengde ordered someone to call Yuwen Ji into the palace.

In the imperial study, Emperor Chengde pretended to be nonchalant and asked, "How is the little monkey?"

"Her master and uncle took good care of her. After taking a medicinal bath for half a month, she has gotten better, but she is still very weak."

Emperor Chengde nodded. "It's a good thing if there's progress. Do Ping An and Xi Le like their brothers and sisters? Have they been well behaved recently?

Don’t neglect peace and happiness just because you have a child. If you can’t take care of him, it will be the same if you leave him to me.”

Ping An Xi Le was raised by the old emperor since he was born. The old emperor had many children, but none of them had enjoyed this honor.

Since having these two children, Emperor Chengde has become less interested in state affairs and is eager to retire as soon as possible so that he can take care of his grandchildren.

"Replying to Your Majesty, Ping An and Xi Le have been very well behaved recently. The three little ones don't have names yet, and the princess asked Your Majesty to give them names."

As soon as Yuwen Ji said this, Emperor Chengde laughed so hard that he couldn't close his mouth. "Did the little monkey really say that?"

"I dare not lie to you, father. It is indeed the child's idea." Yuwen Ji knew his father, the emperor, too well. He had chosen the name Ping An Xi Le without his consent. He did not say anything. At most, he would not call her by that name. He would just call her by the nickname he had chosen.

The old man had no say in the names of the three kids this time, and he would probably get angry.

Yuwen Ji also planned to give all five babies to the emperor father after the children were out of confinement in a few days, so that he could spend time with his wife. Before that, he had to make the old man happy?

"I knew you didn't have time. I have already thought about it for you." Emperor Chengde took out the name cards that he had prepared long ago. On them were three names written neatly. They were, in order, Yuwen Chen, Yuwen Ting, and Yuwen Lin.

Three nicknames: Fubao, Manbao and Xingbao.

Yuwen Ji touched his head with the name card and could tell that the nickname was completely in line with Bai Yimeng's style. He knelt down and kowtowed, "Your son thanks the emperor on behalf of the children."

"I don't need you to thank me. When you are out of confinement, just bring them to me. Ping An and Xi Le should also come. I miss them. You are too ignorant. After entering the palace, you didn't even bring Ping An and Xi Le with you."

The emperor almost said what was in his heart: Do you think I let you into the palace because I miss you? I miss my grandchildren. You have no sense of taste.

Yuwen Ji hurriedly explained, "Ping An and Xi Le love their brothers and sisters too much and don't want to be separated. The two children are too young to be reasoned with."

Ping An and Xi Le, who were far away in Prince Yi's mansion, sneezed. Xi Le lay on Bai Yi Meng's belly, her little butt bouncing up and down, laughing non-stop. Ping An rode on her face and farted, startling himself and burst into tears.

Bai Yimeng was worried about being scolded, so he quickly put Ping'an next to Xile and took Xile's hand to grab Ping'an's hair.

After faking the crime scene and pretending to sleep, Longgu Master was boiling some medicine when Yinsi came in. Upon seeing the situation, she quickly took Ping'an away and finally coaxed him back to health.

"Valley Master, your acting skills have deteriorated. Your eyelashes are only moving. You don't look like you're asleep at all. You made the little princess cry. You are her mother. You can't bully a child. If the old Valley Master finds out, he will scold us again."

Bai Yimeng wanted to cry and pointed at Ping An to complain, "Now that you have a little one, you don't care about me anymore. She was the one who farted on my face and scared herself. She cried by herself, it has nothing to do with me."

"Mom, hug... hug..." Before Bai Yimeng could finish, Ping An climbed onto Bai Yimeng's head again, patted her, and chanted "Mom, hug! Hug!"

"That's a beating, not a hug." Bai Yimeng pulled Ping An down, and before the little guy knew what was happening, he held him in his arms and kissed him, "That's called a hug."

Then he looked at Yinsi, as if to say: Don't worry, I will treat the child well.

Yinsi really thought she was acting, but it was difficult to expose her, so she had no choice but to go find Master Longgu.

"Mom, kiss me." Xile came up and spit on Bai Yimeng's face.

Bai Yimeng kissed his little face, "This is called a kiss." Ping An stepped on Bai Yimeng's belly and crawled over, "Mom, I want one too."

Bai Yimeng felt like she was about to be trampled to death by her. She took a breath and kissed Ping'an on the forehead.

Xile also came over and spit on her sister's face. Ping'an raised her hand and slapped Xile in the face. Xile grabbed her hand and put it in her mouth.

Bai Yimeng did not try to stop the fight. She found it quite interesting to see the two little guys fighting without crying or making a fuss. Anyway, the two little kids were both chubby and would not get hurt by a fight. They could just fight for fun, just as a show for their mother.

Xile couldn't beat Ping An, so he held Bai Yimeng's hand and gave it to Ping An, "I'll beat you."

It seems to mean: I can't beat you, but my mother can.

Bai Yimeng touched Xile's head and felt that this child had potential and was like himself.

Unexpectedly, the next second, Ping'an kicked Xile in the stomach, pulled his hair, and made some babbling sounds as if he was cursing someone.

Bai Yimeng was in high spirits. These two children looked so much like her. How come she hadn't noticed it before? She patted the heads of the two children, held them in her arms, and gave each of them a kiss on the head.

Long Guzhu went up to the second floor and laughed when he saw this scene. "I was saying, how could my Xiaoqi not like his own child?"

Bai Yimeng told Master Longgu about the fight between the two children, "Master, Xile is so smart to think of using my hand to scare his sister at such a young age."

"He's just a bully, just like his mother." Lord Longgu cursed him, but in his heart he acknowledged Xile's intelligence. After all, he was still less than two years old.

Then I thought, who is a good person who would watch two kids fighting coldly? I suddenly felt that my apprentice's brain circuit was indeed not normal.

"Master, give me a hug." Ping An opened his little hands and hugged Master Longgu's neck.

Longguzhu came over and patted her on the back, "Ping An is so good, Master will carry you to play outside, okay?"

"No, I want my mother." Ping An turned his head and threw himself into Bai Yimeng's arms, hugging her waist, "Mom, kiss me."

Bai Yimeng kissed her perfunctorily. Ping An refused and stepped on Bai Yimeng's legs to spit on her face. He said in a baby voice, "This is called a kiss."

Xile also spit again at the place where her sister had spit. Bai Yimeng felt that she didn't need to wash her face anymore as she was almost drowned by the spit of the brother and sister.

Longgu Master wanted to take the children away and let Bai Yimeng sleep for a while. Unexpectedly, the two little ones actually liked their unreliable mother.

After feeding, the wet nurse carried the three babies upstairs. When their younger brothers and sisters came, Ping An and Xi Le basically ignored their mother, so Bai Yi Meng could take a nap.

Maybe that's how her parents raised her when she was little. Children should play with children, and adults should do adult things, like sleeping.

I didn't know how long I had slept when I suddenly found someone beside me. "You're back?"

"Do you feel better today? Are you ready for the medicinal bath later?" Yuwen Ji played with her lips and kissed her on the cheek, "Why do you smell so sweet?"

"You've been marinated with the saliva of peace and joy. When you get back, let them play with you, and you'll be as fragrant as milk." Bai Yimeng turned around and lay on Yuwen Ji's belly. "What names did the emperor give the three children?"

Bai Yimeng felt very aggrieved that she didn't get the right to name her child. Yuwen Ji hugged her and said, "Father said that he wanted you to review it before reporting it to the Zongzheng Temple."

After that, he took out the word cards and showed them to Bai Yimeng, "The third child is called Yuwen Chen, the fourth child is called Yuwen Ting, and the fifth child is called Yuwen Lin. Look, there are also their nicknames here, which are Fubao, Manbao, and Xingbao, respectively. Do you like them?"

"I don't like it, but let it be. You're right, it's just a name, as long as father is happy. In about half a month, I'll send them to the palace. They're too annoying one by one."

Bai Yimeng hugged Yuwen Ji and complained in a low voice, "How come Ping'an and Xile are so stable? I see they don't cry easily. Are they really my children? You didn't switch them, did you?"

Yuwen Ji didn't expect that a little crybaby could give birth to two emotionally stable children. It was really magical.