Siheyuan starts a 100,000-acre farm

"Humph, isn't it just to deal with a country woman? Is it necessary to mobilize so many troops? Maybe people will mistakenly think we are going to plot against that little emperor!"

Although he thought so in his heart, Xu Damao did not dare to say these words out loud, and even the expression on his face did not change at all.

After all, he has always been a man who says one thing and means another. At this moment, he forced a smile and said to Duan Peng:

"Brother Duan, thank you so much! Learning one more skill means one more way to make a living. Please teach me now. From now on, you are my master!

"In the future, I will obey your orders. If you tell me to go east, I will never go west; if you tell me to beat a dog, I will never chase a chicken. In short, I will obey your orders in everything!"

Xu Damao is famous for his ability to adapt to the situation and go with the flow! Just when Duan Peng was about to teach him some real skills, this guy immediately shouted that he wanted to become his disciple! After all, for Xu Damao to become Duan Peng's disciple, it would be a hundred benefits and no harm to him!

It really was like something in a TV series - Xu Damao almost fell to his knees with a thud, and yelled at the top of his lungs:

"Brother Duan! You see, I am helpless and I want to serve you till the end of my life! Please be kind and accept me as your apprentice!!!"

But Duan Peng was not the kind of fool who would let others fool him. He knew exactly what kind of person Xu Damao was, so how could he be willing to accept such a thing as his apprentice?

So Duan Peng responded with a fake smile:

"Come on, forget about becoming my disciple and all that. We should just call each other brothers from now on. As for you, just call me brother. If there is anything I can teach you, I will definitely not hide it..."

If you want to walk quietly, you have to learn the gait of cats. Have any of you ever seen a tiger walk?"

Duan Peng quickly changed the subject because he was really worried that Xu Damao would really kneel down and become his disciple.

You know, he never wanted to take in such a burden. Once he did, this guy would definitely stick to him like a sticky piece of gummy candy, and it would be extremely difficult to get rid of him.

However, Duan Peng's question left Xu Damao puzzled. What was the purpose of asking a tiger how to walk for no reason?

To be honest, he had never witnessed the steps of a tiger. "To be honest, Brother Duan, I have never seen one. I would appreciate your guidance."

Hearing this, Duan Peng was speechless. This guy is really a fool who knows nothing! Although he has never tasted pork himself, he must have seen the way a pig runs.

"It doesn't matter if you haven't seen how a tiger walks, but what about a cat? Have you ever seen how a cat walks?"

Xu Damao was confused, but he nodded subconsciously and said:

"I have. Cats are very common after all. I once kept one to catch mice!"

Duan Peng couldn't help but frowning when he saw Xu Damao's expression, but he still nodded patiently and said:

"It's good that you have seen it before. Then you can learn from me."

Hearing this, Xu Damao was stunned. He muttered to himself, why did he suddenly ask himself to walk like a cat?

Although he was full of doubts and reluctance, he did not dare to refuse directly, for fear of angering Duan Peng and getting a beating.

With no other options, Xu Damao had to bite the bullet and lie down under Duan Peng's astonished gaze. He supported himself with his hands, raised his buttocks, and assumed a position similar to doing push-ups, except that he raised his buttocks a little higher than usual.

Duan Peng looked carefully, his eyes widened and his eyeballs almost popped out of their sockets.

He was dumbfounded, unable to believe what he was witnessing, and the rage in his heart was instantly ignited. He was furious, raised his foot and fiercely kicked Xu Damao in the buttocks, while roaring in exasperation:

"I told you to learn to walk like a cat! What the hell are you doing lying there? You're shaking all over, I don't know what you're doing! If someone didn't know, they would think you were going to have a baby with a dog here!"

Duan Peng was so angry that he was fuming. He thought that Xu Damao was usually quite smart, but how could he be so stupid at the critical moment!

Xu Damao looked aggrieved, lying on the ground pitifully and defending himself:

"Brother Duan, it was you who told me to walk like a cat! I am just following your instructions. But cats have four legs and I only have two. I have no choice but to lie down!"

After hearing what Xu Damao said, Duan Peng's face turned pale, and he felt as if a large group of crows were flying over his head. Faced with such a dilemma, he was really speechless and didn't know how to respond.

In fact, we cannot completely blame Xu Damao. After all, this was not the era when the Internet was highly developed.

If we were in the 21st century, even young children would probably understand what Duan Peng meant.

Duan Peng seemed to realize that the knowledge he imparted was too profound and difficult to understand, so he couldn't help but explain again:

"There are two main reasons why cats walk silently. First, they have thick foot pads.

Second, they move by touching the ground with their toes first. So, when I asked you to imitate the cat's gait, I wanted you to learn to support your body weight with your toes. Hey! You idiot, do you understand now?"

After hearing Duan Peng's words, Xu Damao finally understood.

It turned out that Duan Peng asked him to learn the cat walk for this reason. He had previously mistakenly thought that the other party just wanted to tease him.

Thinking of this, Xu Damao blushed and muttered to himself:

"Oh my god, why am I still a little embarrassed?" But he quickly got up from the ground, patted the dust off his body, and grinned:

"Haha, I see! Brother Duan, why didn't you tell me earlier? I thought you wanted me to crawl like a dog! Hehe, what a misunderstanding!"

It must be said that Xu Damao has a strong learning ability. Duan Peng had just taught him how to walk, and he immediately understood the trick and began to imitate him, and he learned it quite well.

But his movements were not elegant enough, and there was a sense of vulgarity no matter how you looked at him, just like a Japanese soldier entering a village.

I saw him hunching his back, standing on tiptoe, and groping forward with his hands, just like a thief.

Duan Peng looked at him and shook his head, secretly complaining in his heart:

"Come on, just make do with it. Don't expect this guy to be serious. It's a good thing I didn't accept him as my apprentice just now, otherwise I would have suffered a lot!"

At this time, Xu Damao shouted excitedly: