Siheyuan starts a 100,000-acre farm
Chapter 463 Duan Peng: Do you really think I don’t know?
Xu Damao also realized that his behavior just now was a bit too much, and hurriedly responded in a panic: "No, it's really not that funny..."
However, looking at Xu Damao's miserable appearance, Duan Peng couldn't hold back his anger and shouted:
"If you don't have it, then why are you still hesitating? Are you waiting for me to beg you to speak? Humph, I think you are just itching for trouble and you deserve a beating!"
Duan Peng was so angry that he was fuming. He thought that after all, he was a famous military god, but now he was just asking about a small matter, but he was being evaded like this. It was really a loss of face!
Seeing Duan Peng getting angry, Xu Damao was startled. He knew that this matter could not be delayed any longer, so he quickly apologized with a smile and said, "Brother Duan, calm down. I am really ashamed. I didn't mean to hide it, but I just don't know where to start!"
Since Xu Damao had made up his mind to confess, he simply told him the reasons so that Duan Peng would not harbor any grudge and seek revenge in the future.
After all, if you accidentally offend this evil star, you might be severely beaten one day just because you step into the office with your left foot first. The consequences would be disastrous.
Hearing what Xu Damao said, Duan Peng frowned slightly and said in a deep voice: "What do you mean? Stop talking nonsense!"
At this moment, Xu Damao suppressed his inner joy, a hint of flattery appeared on his face, and he asked in a servile manner:
"Brother Duan, when we entered the room just now, didn't you notice any strange noises?"
Xu Damao raised his eyebrows, with a nasty smile on his face that made people want to beat him up.
Duan Peng frowned and asked suspiciously, "What's the noise? Why didn't I hear anything?"
Seeing that Duan Peng had no clue at all, Xu Damao couldn't help but reveal a hint of contempt in his eyes.
Although this trace of contempt was fleeting, it did not escape Duan Peng's keen observation - you know, he used to be a scout, so he does have some ability.
Duan Peng's eyes suddenly became sharp and fierce.
Xu Damao has always been good at observing people's expressions. Seeing that the situation was not good, he quickly smiled and comforted them:
"Brother Duan, don't be angry, Brother Duan, don't be angry. I'm telling you, it's all right, right? Actually, it's very simple. Think about it. Don't men and women have to wash after making love? This is especially true for women.
Besides, it is the height of summer now, and how can you sleep when you are sweating all over! It is only natural for Wang Liping to come out and take a shower! "
Xu Damao spoke with a smile on his face, but his appearance made people feel that he was a little vulgar no matter what.
After hearing what Xu Damao said, Duan Peng finally came to his senses:
"Yeah! Even if you don't do anything sexual today, you should still take a cold shower!
What’s more, you just experienced such intense exercise?
Many things are often like this. If you don't pierce through that thin layer of window paper, you may never figure out the reason.
But once you get past it, the answer is so simple that even a fool can see it.
This situation is just like what the fortune tellers in the park do many times. They can actually calculate whether the car you are driving is a manual or automatic transmission.
To put it bluntly, the logic here is not difficult to understand. In fact, when driving a manual transmission car, you must use your left foot to step on the clutch, so the left heel of your leather shoe will be worn to a certain extent.
But if you switch to an automatic car, since you don't need to step on the clutch, there will naturally be no signs of wear on the left heel of the leather shoe;
Instead, there will be wear and tear on the right heel, but this wear and tear is relatively light - after all, the accelerator and brake strokes are relatively smooth, far less than the depth of the clutch.
In fact, this situation has something to do with how strong a person's observation ability is towards the things around him.
If a person observes carefully and can see details that others cannot notice, then his ability to understand the truth and essence of things will definitely be stronger; on the contrary, if he is not careful enough, then his ability will be slightly worse.
Xu Damao is one of these people. He is very good at reading people's faces. No matter what happens, he always likes to secretly figure out what other people are thinking.
I think it might have something to do with the bullying he suffered from Shazhu since he was a child!!!
Speaking of Xu Damao, he is really a tough guy. He fights with Sha Zhu all day long. The two of them are simply natural enemies! Neither of them will forgive the other.
Normally, a guy like him who gets beaten every day should have learned his lesson long ago, but he didn't! As time went by, hey, he really developed a unique skill - reading people's expressions!
Every time Sha Zhu wanted to beat him up, this guy would immediately run away and disappear in a flash. No one else has such a skill in observing people's words and expressions.
If you really can't run away, then kneel down and beg for mercy. This mouth is getting more and more slippery. So, a person's character is really a product of the acquired environment.
At this moment, Duan Peng heard Xu Damao's words, and his mind suddenly became clear:
No wonder this guy remained silent and had such a weird expression on his face. It turned out that he was mocking himself for never having experienced the joy of love between men and women!
In fact, Duan Peng himself has experienced these things, but he has never thought about it in that direction before.
To be honest, is there anyone in the world like Xu Damao, whose mind is full of evil thoughts?
It would be fine if he just had this kind of thought, but what's even more amazing is that he can actually guide these wrong thoughts onto the right path.
However, Duan Peng was feeling very uncomfortable at this time. He felt very aggrieved, but he had no way to say it out.
A grown man can accept criticism of his poor work ability or low social skills, but he absolutely cannot tolerate others questioning his physical condition!
Or you can't say he is a virgin, which is simply a shame for a man. However, Duan Peng really didn't know how to refute Xu Damao for the time being.
Duan Peng drove on for a while, then suddenly turned to Xu Damao beside him and said:
"Hey, Damao, do you really think I don't know that Wang Liping went out to take a shower?
Even the dumbest person knows that you have to take a shower after doing that.
But I actually just want to know if there are any other ways to know these things, such as divination or something like that.
Who would have thought that your mind is full of such disgusting thoughts? I am so disappointed......!"
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