Crazy host sweet temptation, cold licking the main god and acting coquettish

【??? What the hell, is this a lucky draw?】

[This playmate may be...skilled but not intelligent. Maybe I chose the wrong label.]

[No, it’s first come first served! The price is cheap and you can take it with you, I’m going to queue up! ]

[The next one is me!!!]

[Wait, why can't I search? Show private accounts?]

[Yeah, I can’t search it either. It seems that only Mobao can do it. Is it a bug?]

……

As we were discussing, the game on the screen had just begun.

"Can the assistant turn on the microphone?" Si Mo's voice came out clearly from the headset, but there was no response for a long time.

Just when fans began to question what he would choose if he didn't open the microphone and "would provide emotional value", the next second a deep and pleasant general attack voice came from the receiver: "Okay."

Si Mo was suddenly stunned for a moment, because he could tell that this voice did not seem to be Song Wenqi's.

Now I finally understand why he didn't answer for so long. It turns out that he went to find a voice changer.

Moreover, the price of this voice changer must be very high. You can’t hear the false voice of inferior voice changers at all. It’s as if the person on the other side is supposed to have such a voice.

However, after answering Si Mo's question, the assistant disappeared again, just like a robot, answering each question one by one.

"Why do I feel like you're a little dull?" Si Mo let out a light click of his tongue. Although he didn't mean to express disdain or blame, it was enough to make Song Wenqi reflect.

"What does your name...Huang Hun Xiao mean?"

The boy asked casually as he controlled the hero forward.

Then, Song Wenqi was heard saying, "It's a natural phenomenon that got its name because I watched it with someone I liked."

Just today.

[You have been slain]

[Enemy Double kill]

In a daze, Si Mo died when the opposing jungler cut off his core. As his 'exclusive support', Song Wenqi also lay peacefully beside him.

"..."

"Sorry, mine," said the highly strategic general attack voice.

Seeing the face of the 'big boss' in the live broadcast darken, Si Mo avoided his gaze and said, "... just shut up."

[Hahahahahahahaha I am laughing so hard, this is the first time I see Mo Bao with this expression. ]

[Not only does this person not know how to play the supporting role, he also doesn't know how to be a good companion. He doesn't even say anything sweet after playing for so long. ]

[That’s right, whoever orders a little help doesn’t do it to listen to his younger brother’s pampering and praise. ]

[…But it’s probably not appropriate for this person to call me Mo Bao, right?!]

After resurrecting, because the economic gap was quite large after being killed in the previous wave, Si Mo unconsciously straightened up and focused on clearing the jungle and trying to catch up.

However, it turned out that someone was not suitable for the support position. After being a few seconds slow in refreshing the shield for several consecutive times, causing teammates to fall asleep one after another, someone couldn't stand it anymore and started deleting words.

"Why is there a dog, barking all the time?"

"If you had that much time to play games properly, you wouldn't be 1-9."

"How dare you criticize others for your actions?"

"Transfer to manual."

"Is it because of social phobia that you don't play in a group?"

"I'm the assistant, stop talking nonsense, I have everything."

"I told you I can carry you, how can you just lie down?"

Si Mo's words hit the nail on the head. Even though the incompetent and furious teammate was unwilling to give in, he had no choice but to calm down.

Because Si Mo really did what he said, he only died once in the whole process, and even later on his economy was half higher than the opponent's, and he easily led the team.

Every great player has a rookie assistant by his side, commonly known as the boss’s little wife.

reasonable.

"Thank you, boss. It's my problem today. I'm a little... nervous." Song Wenqi said.

After he had just finished speaking and vented all his anger, Si Mo felt much better. He consoled her, "It's okay—"

The hero who performed combos under him bravely rushed into the enemy group alone, staging a one-on-many battle.

[first blood]

[double kill]

[triple kill]

[quadra kill]

[Ramppage]

"..."

The air was silent again.

Under the gazes of hundreds of thousands of people, Si Mo's pentakill was snatched away by the assistant who had just come to "help" from behind.

You can hear a pin drop in the room.

[Emm, who turned on the air conditioner in the live broadcast room? Why do I feel a little cold (touching my neck)]

[Well, I have something else to do, so I’ll just…]

The host in the picture is still smiling at the camera, but this smile is... so forced!

He gritted his teeth and posted a "?" on the game's public screen.

"I'm really sorry, this wave is still mine." Song Wenqi's voice changer in the receiver was full of deep apology, and then he fell silent for a while.

Just as Si Mo was forcing himself to suppress the emotions that were about to erupt, he saw the small microphone next to the auxiliary avatar in the upper left corner of the screen flash.

Immediately, a more real voice suddenly came from my ear: "Brother, I'm really sorry, I accidentally grabbed your head, don't blame me..."

Before he finished speaking, on the high ground after the enemy team was wiped out, a small auxiliary circled around his jungler in a fawning manner.

Because his hero has a skill whose special effect after activation is a flying heart, and the CD time is only two seconds.

So you can see a heart floating over from all directions around Si Mo, and then another one floating over.

[Holy crap? ?! Am I blind? ? ]

[Who was talking just now? Why is the assistant in the voice change period? ]

[Don’t mention it, this voice sounds like my Qi Shen’s. Since he didn’t start the show tonight, I came to see his wife.]

[I think so too. I declare you to be Qi Shenping's replacement.]

[Why is Zhu Bo silent? Is she in a trance? She thinks her voice sounds very similar to her husband's! ! ]

"You, what did you call just now?" Si Mo asked tentatively after a moment of silence.

"I didn't call you, brother." Song Wenqi said.

As an auxiliary player, it is normal to call the boss "brother". Some even have to create atmosphere throughout the whole process and exaggerate the boss's praises.

Even if the boss's ultimate is completely empty, which is a huge flaw in the universe, we still have to praise him: he walked through a sea of ​​flowers without getting a single leaf on him. Not everyone can perform such a move!

"Oh..." Si Mo responded expressionlessly. The machine turned a few circles on the spot, and when the soldiers arrived, he led the little assistant to win the game.

"Are you still playing, brother?" After it was over, Song Wenqi looked at the time and felt that time had passed very quickly, but in fact it was only about thirteen minutes.

He tried his best to promote himself: "It's not even an hour yet, the first order can be free."

I was only making three dollars originally, and now it's free. I have no idea what the point of playing with others is.

“…It’s all right. Go ahead.”

Si Mo's expression looked extremely calm. He moved the mouse and calmly clicked on the team invitation.

Before accepting, Song Wenqi looked at the 99+ friend requests and chose to clear them all without hesitation.