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Chapter 347: Crazy Criticism of the Emperor's Uncle, He Lives Well Chapter 1

After accompanying Song Wenqi through this life, Si Mo returned to Jiuqing Mountain in the God Realm and carefully placed his things in order next to the 'tokens' of previous lives. The medal was shining brightly in the first sunrise after the snow.

After finishing all this, the fox god went to that place again to find his lover. He lay down among the splendid flowers and gradually closed his eyes. Here he could always dream of the person he wanted to see.

Benben helplessly stood guard at the entrance of the barrier and couldn't stop sighing. He felt a little sorry for the fox master...

Yanchen cleverly pretended to be "passing by" and secretly plucked Benben's ears when he was sad. After chasing Yanchen for three days and three nights without sleep, Benben no longer cared about being sad, and his emotions were completely covered by anger.

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"Father, I don't want to go to Namgyelung!" "Yes, we all don't want to!"

"Father, in the current situation, Namkyung is the only powerful country among the five countries. In order to please them, the other four countries will send a princess for them to choose.

But everyone knows that the Emperor Nanliang has no real power. To put it bluntly, he is just a puppet emperor. In the end, isn’t it his uncle, the King of Qinghe, who has the power to make the final decision? ! "

"It is estimated that the girls sent by the four countries will not enter the harem. Instead, they will have to pass through the gate of Qinghe Palace first."

"We have already found out who that person is. Qinghe King Xiaosi is not interested in women at all. He is also ruthless and would kill people without blinking an eye.

He is an absolute lunatic. If we send my little sister to him and fail to win his favor, we will be humiliated and even lose our lives!"

The ethereal sound continued in his ears, from hazy to clear, and Si Mo was sure that this was not his dream.

"what sound??"

[Master, you are awake!] Benben ran to Si Mo with a grunt, and only spoke with relief when he saw that he did not look angry at being disturbed: [This is the plane we are about to go to, I will explain it to you later.]

Si Mo nodded in agreement and let Benben continue to play the sound.

The voices were those of both men and women, and their tones were filled with indignation, but they were probably young people who were fearless.

The second prince said, "Father, grandmother. Although our Nanyue Kingdom cannot defeat Nanliang, it is still outstanding among the five kingdoms. Even so, I dare not guarantee that the Qinghe King of Nanliang will let my little sister go!"

The Third Prince also echoed, "Yes, my Princess Nanyue has many princes, but each one of them is the apple of my father's eye, and each one was raised by my grandmother. No matter which sister is sent away, I cannot bear to see such a separation of life and death."

Everyone knows that they were said to be sent for 'marriage', but in fact they were sent to warm the bed of Prince Qinghe. Even so, the prince might not look down on them and could take their heads with just one word. All the princesses have royal blood. To put it bluntly, Nam Kyung wants to slap the faces of the four countries this time!

After playing the emotional card vividly, they looked at each other and said, "It seems... it really is true?"

"I remember that the one in the cold palace gave birth to a demon a long time ago..."

The prince glared at his outspoken brother, but his expression did not show much blame. Instead, he secretly glanced at his father's expression:

"Why are you saying this? Have you forgotten that Father hates to be mentioned?!"

It was obvious at a glance that this set of rhetoric had been prepared before everyone came to the Palace of Tranquil Longevity.

"If everyone in the world knew that my father actually had such a son who was neither male nor female, and that he was born to a lowly foot-washing maid, he would be laughed at by everyone in the world!

So I can only let my younger brother, whom I have never seen since childhood, grow up in the cold palace..."

The prince deliberately emphasized his tone: "My son's brother must have been malnourished for many years and is skinny... It is even more difficult to tell whether it is a boy or a girl, right?"

"That's enough! Are you done yet?" The Nanyue Emperor, who had been keeping his hands folded, flew into a rage when he heard the word 'him' and overturned the memorial on the chopping board.

The Empress Dowager glanced at him calmly, then picked up the lid of the porcelain pot with her long nails and said slowly, "Emperor, don't be angry."

"In fact, I think what the children said is not unreasonable."

When the people in the hall saw that there was a chance, they all cast their hopeful eyes towards the Empress Dowager. Many princesses even rushed over to her, wiping their non-existent tears and whining to their grandmother, saying that they did not want to go.

"Speaking of which, I haven't seen that child for a long time. I don't know what he has grown into in the past few years." The Queen Mother took a sip of tea leisurely and said, "Why not... let him dress up as a princess and send him to Namgyeong."

The emperor stared at her hesitantly.

The Empress Dowager patted his hand and consoled him, "It's just a sacrifice after all. Besides, doesn't the Emperor want to keep that shame in the palace?"

For so many years, it was a blessing for him to be able to keep his life in this harem. Now that the country is in trouble, it is time to repay him!

The voice in his mind suddenly stopped. Si Mo was listening with great interest when Benben appeared at the right time:

[Master, you...]

"Hush..." Si Mo made a motion to silence him, raising his eyebrows. "Let me guess, will I become the cannon fodder shemale sent to Namkyung when I go there?"

[…That’s right, the chief is very good at predicting things. ]

[However, I am not a shemale~ It is just because the original owner is born with a petite and thin body, and a beautiful face that is difficult to tell whether it is androgynous, although sometimes the body is sickly... those idiots are just jealous! ]

【???o????? ? o????????】

When Benben got anxious, he couldn't help but speak for the original owner. How should he explain to the fox master that in fact, the 'original owner' of each plane has a connection with him...

But when I thought about what Si Mo said about 'shemale' meaning in disguise...Benben couldn't help laughing.

Si Mo sang a long tune, yawned after closing his eyes, and then lay back lazily: "Go on, I'm listening."

【Oh, okay. 】

[The timeline of the next plane world is in an imaginary ancient dynasty. The five kingdoms are Nanliang, Nanyue, Youmeng, Zhaiye, and Lingjiang. ]

[As mentioned in the previous conversation, South Korea is the only powerful country on the mainland, and their emperor is indeed a puppet emperor, timid and cowardly, and was pushed to the throne. ]

Si Mo asked him: "Let's talk about something interesting first, such as——"

The god's fox eyes suddenly opened: "That King Qinghe."

Benben was shocked again. Did the fox master install some kind of husband-chasing radar? !

[Qinghe Prince Xiaosi is the puppet emperor's uncle. He just returned from leading troops in the frontier. Less than two months after returning to Kyoto, he has already taken charge of the court affairs. Now, all the memorials sent to the emperor in the palace have been diverted to the Qinghe Prince's Mansion.]

[Master...if you have nothing to do, don't provoke him for no reason. ]

When Benben thought of the scene in the previous video where Xiao Si returned to the capital, he waited for the city gate to open with the bloody heads of the enemy soldiers on his sword... He promised that he would never have the leisure to peek at the past of the Lord God's clone again! !

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[The original owner's biological mother was originally a legitimate concubine, but unfortunately she was framed. Somehow the rumor that spread in the end turned out to be that she was originally a foot-washing maid of Concubine Duan, and she shamelessly climbed onto the dragon bed while her master was away, and she was pregnant with the dragon's son.]

[Emperor Nanyue has so many women that he naturally doesn't care which one he has slept with. Concubine Duan's family background is powerful, so she was turned a blind eye.]

[The original owner had no idea how she had lived in the cold palace since she was a child. She had no nutritious food, and when she got sick, there was no imperial physician to treat her. Over time, she became like this.]

[He was in such a miserable state, but these people still didn’t let him go. According to the original timeline… he died tragically on the first night after being sent to Namkyung—]

[Wow, wow, wow~ Chief, he is so pitiful, we must seek justice for him!!] When Benben said this, he drooped his ears and sobbed sadly.

Because there is no infusion of spiritual consciousness, the 'original owner' of each plane lives an ordinary life and has a very unfortunate fate.

"Don't worry." Si Mo didn't know the truth, but he felt a little sympathy for the original owner: "They won't have an easy time."

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Half a day later, the original owner was taken out of the cold palace and put on a set of specially made clothes and makeup. If he didn't open his mouth, you couldn't tell that he was a man.

The worry that Emperor Nanyue had felt for many days finally disappeared. He nodded with satisfaction and finally smiled at his "son".

In front of the city gate, the princes and princesses who had been clamoring to exclude him were now completely stunned. They had originally wanted to mock him and lied that they were reluctant to see him off, but now they were all amazed by the young man.

"No, she is indeed an annoying shemale! Even dressed like this is... so disgusting!" The second prince said stumblingly, but no one around him agreed.

Everyone could hear the surprise and admiration in his tone. Even though he was only fifteen years old, his ears turned red and he felt a stuffy feeling in his chest when he saw his "little brother" dressed like this.

"Don't look at it anymore. From now on, there will be no such person in my Nanyue! Go away, go away..."

But the young girl sitting in the carriage was wearing a veil, so we couldn’t see their expressions and could only hear those heart-wrenching words.

He sighed, closed his eyes painfully and felt a wetness on his face. The carriage swayed away from the Nanyue Kingdom, which was full of dark childhood. Tired of crying, the boy didn't know when he closed his eyes sleepily and gradually lost consciousness.

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