Rebirth: My Mother is a Virgin Mary

"What's going on in your head?" I tapped Jinxuan's little head. "Xiao Wen already has his own ambiguous partner, and his sexual orientation is normal. How can he get me? This is too outrageous!"

"She has a crush on someone?" Shu Yu yelled, "Who? Li Mantang?"

Li Mantang is the sixth student in Yang Liang’s dormitory.

"That was Xiao Ya forcing the match, how could there be any ambiguity?"

"But I see that their daily interactions and behaviors are quite intimate...and didn't Xiao Ya bring them together because she saw that Xiao Wen was interested in Li Mantang?" I said in confusion. Did I understand wrongly?

"They are intimate, but it seems like they are just playing with each other. You believe what Xiao Ya said that Xiao Wen is interested in him, but it is just Xiao Ya's wishful thinking~" Shu Yu continued.

"What do you mean they were just playing around? They...had played around before?" I was a little confused...

Jin Xuan returned to her usual gentle and sweet self, covering her mouth and laughing: "I don't let you go back to the dormitory often, so you haven't tasted so many melons, right? This is not a secret? Xiao Wen himself admitted it. My boyfriend and I have seen them check into a hotel~"

"Huh?" That's a lot of information, a lot of which I don't know...

"I am...naive again?" I smacked my lips. "Why did you tell me before?"

"We always thought you knew!" they both said in unison.

"And you still say she wants to get me!?" I hugged myself in "horror".

"This is the truth! I've been in love for so many years, and I believe my analysis is correct. The way she looks at you is full of desire!" Jin Xuan nodded.

"She...isn't she just...trying to imitate me? Buying the same things as me...how come...she's lusting after me?" The more I listened, the more outrageous it sounded.

"Anyway, that's my guess. She definitely has more thoughts about you than what she has in mind!" Jinxuan said affirmatively.

"Then since...she has...desires for me, why would she object to my birthday?" My impression of Xiao Wen has been completely overturned. She is Xiao Ya's follower, and she also has a misunderstanding with Shu Yu. Now she says she has other ideas about me...It's been two years, and I don't understand this person at all. She is so complicated...

"Well... my intuition tells me that she may not agree..." Shu Yu answered me, and Jin Xuan nodded in agreement.

intuition?

ha?

I'm totally messed up...

"If she objects to my birthday, then I can't hold it... or..."

"Do it! Of course we have to do it! Her opinion is no longer important! We have to go whether we want to or not!" Shu Yu jumped up from the bed, stood barefoot on the ground and said domineeringly.

So what is the significance of the big wheel we just discussed???

There is no escape...

It’s not that I feel bad about spending money. After all, I have money now and my wallet is quite full.

It just reminds me that every time I held a birthday party, there would be all kinds of "strange things"...

On Xia Rui's birthday, he forcefully kissed the waiter and smeared cake all over him. The waiter was a junior from the same school who came here to work and study. He forced him to resign and was traumatized...

On Yang Liang’s birthday, the leader of his dormitory almost ran naked on campus. Seven or eight people couldn’t hold him back, and he even climbed onto the campus confession wall... As for why he almost ran naked, it was because he was only wearing a pair of underwear...

On Shu Yu's birthday, the birthday cake was not only delivered an hour late, but also delivered to the wrong person. The deliveryman delivered two cakes at the same time, and gave Shu Yu a cake with a sly and suggestive design. Although the cake shop owner apologized and doubled the compensation afterwards, Shu Yu's good mood for birthday was completely ruined...

And Jinxuan, she wanted to have a barbecue for her birthday in her sophomore year, so a group of people found a lively open-air barbecue stall. A table of people next to us came over to toast and argued with Shuyu and me, causing some unpleasantness. The police came, and it almost escalated into a criminal dispute...

……

Now that I think about it, few birthdays go smoothly...

For the people in our two dormitories, celebrating birthdays is like going through a tribulation...

"Well..." I raised my hands and protested softly, "Based on past experience, I'd better not celebrate my birthday..."

"I know what you're worried about!" Jin Xuan patted my shoulder, "Don't ask Yang Liang and the others in the dormitory. Just the five of us, find a good restaurant nearby, order a small cake, and be happy!"

Shu Yu also responded, "Ah Lin, we don't have any extra thoughts. We just want to celebrate your birthday and celebrate your escape from the misery of your original family!"

"Well... okay..." I couldn't refuse, but I also didn't want to reject their kindness.

"Hey...we have a lot of melons here, maybe you don't even know about them. Do you want to hear about them?" Shu Yu snapped his fingers and asked me proudly.

“Yes, yes, yes!” I nodded wildly with my eyes shining, “This doesn’t count as talking bad about people behind their backs, right? Hehe~”

"Whatever you say about others, it's all true that happened in our class~" Shu Yu said.

"You know that too?" I asked Jinxuan. He's been out of our class for a year and a half, and you still know that?

"Of course! I never miss any gossip in my former class!" Jin Xuan chuckled and raised his eyebrows, "Law students have a lot of gossip, and we business students have a lot of gossip too! Do you believe that we can tell you all day and night?"

"letter!"

"Then let me tell you something you definitely don't know!" Shu Yu quickly climbed up and sat on the other side of me, "Xue Linlin is already married."

"What?!" Is the first one so fierce? "Does he have a girlfriend when he's not in school?" Yes, Xue Linlin is a boy, a 191cm tall strong man...

"That's his wife. They're legally married and have a marriage license, which is a bonus!" Shu Yu said with a grin, "I heard his wife is pregnant. By the time he graduates, he'll have a wife, a child, and a degree. That's the pinnacle of life~"

"Awesome!" I gave a thumbs up.

"Xu Xiaoyue and Zhang Sihao are a couple." Shu Yu continued.

"Who and who?!" I was so shocked that I couldn't express it in words. "The two of them?! How?! When?!"

"It's been almost a year..." Shu Yu recalled.

"It's no wonder you're shocked. I was also shocked when I heard them say that." Jin Xuan touched my head. "Who would have thought that they would be together? Xu Xiaoyue's appearance is indeed... um... a little curious... Zhang Sihao was ranked in the top two on the school's list of handsome men at the time. Now many girls in my class have asked me about him... The combination of the two of them... It's not an exaggeration to describe them as Sister Pomegranate and Daniel Wu... God knows how many girls were heartbroken and confused when Zhang Sihao's relationship was made public!"

I closed my shocked mouth manually, "I don't judge their love... Even if they have other purposes, it's a matter of willingness..."

"What purpose could there be? Seeing how generous Xu Xiaoyue is, everyone can see what Zhang Sihao did to her. There are many people who look down on him..." Shu Yu curled her lips.

I shook my head: "Don't underestimate Xu Xiaoyue, she comes from an extraordinary family..."

"Anyone who can cover all the expenses for the whole class's dinner, drinks and entertainment is definitely not ordinary!" Shu Yu nodded.

I stopped at that point and didn’t say much more. It’s really hard to say… How should I tell them that in my last life, when I was a junior working part-time in the school cafeteria, one day I saw the school leaders escorting a big shot to inspect the cafeteria. I heard from the people around me that this big shot was an important leader from the province, and his rank was not low. Next to this big leader was a girl, Xu Xiaoyue… From their looks and behavior, they are clearly father and daughter! It was after this that our professional mock trial had a makeover, because it goes without saying who…

In her previous life, Xu Xiaoyue got married after graduation. I heard that the man’s family background was average, but he looked pretty good… So it seems that he should be Zhang Sihao…

Right!

I just recovered from my shock, but my features twisted when I heard another piece of news...