Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

Ruan Yaoyao opened her arms and stood in front firmly like a hen protecting her calves, while Lin Yi hid behind and tried to shrink into the corner of the bed.

Opposite them, Ruan Tianli's face was dark blue, and his eyes flashed with dissatisfaction and anger.

The tense confrontation was caused by Lin Yi's injured right arm. Ruan Yaoyao was sitting beside the bed, carefully feeding him food one spoonful at a time.

However, Lin Yi suddenly had a whim and half-jokingly suggested that Yaoyao feed him with her mouth.

Although Ruan Yaoyao blushed, she shyly agreed.

Just when Ruan Yaoyao was about to bite the fried chicken gently with her teeth and put it into Lin Yi's mouth, the door opened with a click, and Ruan Tianli saw this scene.

"Yao Yao, you go out first."

After a long time, Ruan Tianli raised his head and spoke to Ruan Yaoyao in a low voice.

"I do not!"

Ruan Yaoyao pouted and refused immediately. She had a hunch that if she left, Lin Yi might end up in a miserable state, and would most likely end up dead on the street.

Ruan Tianli choked and almost choked. His expression became somewhat helpless, and he took a deep breath, trying to calm himself down.

"I swear, if I do anything to him while you're not around, God will punish me with lightning!"

"Others swear that the sky will strike with five thunderbolts because thunderbolts can really kill people, but if you swear that the sky will strike with five thunderbolts, does that really mean the sky will strike with five thunderbolts?"

Lin Yi hid behind Ruan Yaoyao, as if he had found a backer. There was a hint of provocation in his tone, and he took advantage of the power of the person and roared loudly.

"That's called Lightning Body Tempering! Every punch you land has an elemental reaction!"

"..."

Ruan Tianli's expression was as if he had eaten Lin Yi. He took a few deep breaths, obviously trying hard to control his emotions.

"I swear on my wife...is that okay?" Ruan Tianli changed his strategy, with a hint of helplessness in his words.

The two looked at each other hesitantly, and after a brief discussion, they agreed.

It's not that Ruan Yaoyao's elbows were all pointed outward. If Ruan Tianli couldn't control it well, it could really be fatal.

Before leaving, Ruan Yaoyao did not forget to give a warning.

"Dad, please don't make it too hard on him."

Although Ruan Yaoyao's voice was gentle, there was a hint of unquestionable firmness in her tone. "Otherwise I'll tell my mother!"

Ruan Tianli, who is dominated by his wife and a daughter, twitched his mouth and seemed a little helpless, but he still nodded, agreeing to his daughter's request.

Ruan Yaoyao then slowly walked out of the room and gently closed the door. Only Ruan Tianli and Lin Yi were left in the room.

Lin Yi's heart was in turmoil. He didn't know how Ruan Tianli would treat him, but he could feel that he might have really gone too far this time.

After Ruan Yaoyao left, Ruan Tianli's eyes turned and finally stopped at Lin Yi. His momentum gradually became dangerous, like a lion about to explode, and he might pounce on Lin Yi at any time.

"Meow!"

"Leo!"

The flamingo and Riolu, who were left outside to eat, cried out at the same time; they both noticed the tense atmosphere in the house.

The red cat instinctively stood in front of Lin Yi, but when it saw that the other person was Ruan Tianli, it immediately pretended that it saw nothing. It shrank back into the corner and began to look up at the ceiling at a 45-degree angle, as if it had a strong interest in the texture of the ceiling.

Oh, this ceiling is really a ceiling!

But Riolu was different. Even though it was also frightened, it still suppressed its fear and stared at Ruan Tianli as if it was a great enemy. Its small body contained indomitable courage.

When Lin Yi saw this scene, his eyes revealed an expression of extreme grief and anger.

How dare you run away, Fire Cat? Look at the new puppy, and then look at yourself!

Litten was also speechless and decided not to pay any attention to Lin Yi.

"If it were anyone else, I would have dared to high-five him, but you're telling me how to beat this thing? Are you so stupid?!"

The flaming cat muttered to itself, its eyes revealing a hint of helplessness and grievance.

"Have you always liked hiding behind others like this?"

There was obvious sarcasm in Ruan Tianli's voice, and his eyes pierced Lin Yi like a sharp sword. He was obviously dissatisfied with Lin Yi's behavior of hiding behind Ruan Yaoyao at every turn.

Lin Yi was unmoved by Ruan Tianli's intimidation and ridicule. His expression was calm and he answered slowly:

"It is the trainer's duty to hide behind and command Pokémon to fight. Not everyone can tear apart a quasi-god with bare hands like you."

"Ah!"

Ruan Tianli sneered, and a complex emotion flashed in his eyes, "To be honest, I am not satisfied with you as a son-in-law."

As soon as this sentence came out, the atmosphere suddenly became more tense. Lin Yi unexpectedly showed a very touched expression, "You finally admit that I am your son-in-law?!"

Lin Yi's reaction left Ruan Tianli speechless for a moment, and his expression looked as if he had eaten a fly.

“…F*ck me!”

"Well, I wonder what kind of son-in-law would satisfy you!"

Lin Yi coughed lightly, trying to ease the tense atmosphere by tactfully clearing his throat. "In other words, what are you dissatisfied with about me? I will definitely change it!"

“There’s only one reason why I’m dissatisfied.”

Ruan Tianli's expression was still ugly, and there was a hint of contempt in his words, "It's just because I'm not happy with you, a stupid bastard who kidnapped my daughter."

Lin Yi: “…”

Hold on, hold on, this is your father-in-law, you can’t curse back!

"I know you two are in love with each other," Ruan Tianli continued, with a hint of dissatisfaction in his tone.

"But it's so easy to get away with it, and it always makes me upset. I want to hit you." As he said this, he clenched his fists, making a crackling sound.

"So I have to put forward a condition." Ruan Tianli's expression suddenly became serious, and there was a hint of unquestionable determination in his words.

The atmosphere suddenly became a little quiet, and the two people's eyes met in the air, as if they were engaged in a silent contest.

"Sign Yaoyao's name on the house, and the child can take Ruan's surname. If anything happens, I will protect you."

"……what?"

Ruan Tianli was stunned by Lin Yi's words. He seemed to be weighing his words, and finally, he couldn't help asking, "Why are you so skilled?"

Lin Yi smiled slightly, with a hint of pride in his eyes, "Maybe it's because I have already guessed what conditions you want to propose?"

His answer surprised Ruan Tianli. He didn't expect Lin Yi to be able to guess what he was thinking. But Ruan Tianli had experienced many ups and downs, so he quickly regained his composure.

"Then you guessed wrong."

Ruan Tianli shook his head, his expression suddenly becoming serious, "Be good to Yaoyao, don't let Yaoyao suffer any grievances, I won't mention such basic and reasonable things. I only have one condition."

Lin Yi's heart tightened. He knew that Ruan Tianli's conditions would definitely not be simple. But he still pretended to be calm and asked, "What is it?"

"Let me give you a good beating." There was an unquestionable determination in Ruan Tianli's words.

…Fuck ≥=@$￡￥#％&%!!!

Lin Yi was silent at first, then answered very seriously.

"Then I'll have no choice but to elope with Yaoyao."

"Is it that serious?" Ruan Tianli seemed a little surprised by Lin Yi's reaction.

"What do you mean by that?" Lin Yi frowned, with a hint of helplessness in his voice, "If I let you beat me up, will it really kill someone, okay?"

"Let me change the terms."

Ruan Tianli listened to Lin Yi's words and thought they made sense. He knew that if he punched Lin Yi, he would probably become "Lin Yi Sauce", so he raised a finger and proposed a new condition.

"I want you to break away from the category of rookie trainer and become a junior trainer, and win the championship in next year's China Men's Championship." There was a hint of seriousness in Ruan Tianli's voice, and his eyes flashed with expectations for Lin Yi.

"Okay." Lin Yi answered without hesitation, his tone was firm, without a trace of hesitation.

Lin Yi's answer surprised Ruan Tianli. He originally thought that Lin Yi would hesitate, but Lin Yi's confidence made him feel a little insecure.

"You just agreed to this?" Ruan Tianli frowned slightly and reminded Lin Yi,

"As China's only international competition, there will be many talented people from not only China but also foreign countries participating. The Pokémon levels of the players who usually participate in the Huaxia Men's Tournament are at least at the level of professional trainers. Your Pokémon level is still a little different, right? And not everyone is qualified to represent China in the Huaxia Men's Tournament."

"Yeah, I know." Lin Yi nodded, his expression still calm.

"But if I become the champion of the Little Phoenix King Cup, I will be eligible for recommendation. The rules state that the trainer must be under 25 years old and have at least reached the top 8 in an open competition. If I win the Little Phoenix King Cup, won't I be eligible?"

Ruan Tianli looked at Lin Yi with a hint of admiration in his eyes. He knew that Lin Yi was not someone who would easily make promises, and once he agreed, he would definitely go all out.

But Ruan Tianli was still a little confused, "Are you so confident that you can win?"

"Ah? No, I'm so confident only because I have a guarantee."

"Guarantee?"

"correct."

Lin Yi smiled and said.

"It doesn't matter if I lose. At worst, I can go find my mother-in-law. She will definitely support me and Yaoyao being together."

Lin Yi and Yaoyao have already settled the matter, and this attitude of not welcoming Lin Yi is just his last bit of stubbornness.

Anyway, both families now understand each other well and are satisfied with each other. It’s just that Ruan Tianli is always infatuated.

Considering that Ruan Tianli is a henpecked husband, how could he really disagree in the end?

Ruan Tianli: “!!!”

It's hard, the fist is hard.

He understood Lin Yi's meaning in an instant, and the key point was that he couldn't fucking refute it!

Ruan Tianli took a deep breath and forced himself to stay calm. "I just don't understand why you must be with Yaoyao?"

Lin Yi pondered for a moment and showed a matter-of-fact expression.

"Because Yaoyao is the best in the world!"