Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

"Well……"

Ruan Yaoyao slowly woke up, and with sleepy eyes she saw the phone screen on the bedside table flickering faintly, as if a new message had been delivered. She looked closely and it was indeed the case, but she had no idea of ​​the specific content.

Looking around, I saw clothes scattered all over the bed and the floor, a scene of disarray. It was obvious that many pleasing things must have happened last night.

Ruan Yaoyao tried to stretch out her jade-like white and delicate hands to grab the phone, but it was difficult to reach because of the distance. If she wanted to successfully get the phone, she had to leave the warm and comfortable bed.

However, between these two dilemmas, Ruan Yaoyao did not hesitate for too long before making a decision - she wanted both!

Poke! Poke! Poke!

When Lin Yi opened his eyes, he saw Ruan Yaoyao curled up in his arms, her big watery eyes blinking at him, looking extremely adorable.

Perhaps because she found it interesting, Ruan Yaoyao actually became playful and stretched out her finger again, aiming directly at Lin Yi's cheek.

Lin Yi grasped Ruan Yaoyao's small fist and asked with his eyes lowered.

"what happened?"

Ruan Yaoyao pointed at the phone with her other hand.

"Help me get my phone, I can't reach it."

"You can reach it if you get up."

"I don't want to think about it, it's cold~"

"..."

This is a reason so strong that it cannot be refuted!

Lin Yi's mouth twitched slightly, and he moved his body to the side a little distance, then reached out to grab the phone that was placed far away. While taking the phone back, he accidentally glanced at the screen, and his face suddenly became gloomy.

Ruan Yaoyao noticed Lin Yi's unusual reaction and was very confused. When she saw the content on the screen clearly, the expression on her face froze instantly.

It turned out to be a message from a WeChat friend named "Buliang". The content of the message was very simple, just a series of "beautiful girl, beautiful girl, beautiful girl! Date, date, date, date, date?"

"This is a classmate I met when I was studying in the imperial capital." Ruan Yaoyao quickly explained to Lin Yi and replied to the other party in front of him.

Ruan Yaoyao: Sorry, I have a boyfriend.

Not long after, the other party quickly gave a reply.

Buliang: I know. It’s the childhood sweetheart you talk about every day. Who doesn’t know him if they know you?

Hearing this, Lin Yi stared at Ruan Yaoyao with suspicion. Could it be that this little girl has been talking about me all the time when I was not around?

Ruan Yaoyao felt a little embarrassed when Lin Yi looked at her, and she looked away awkwardly.

Ruan Yaoyao: Then you...

Buliang: I saw your Moments yesterday. Who is the maid in the photo with you? She is so pretty and cute! Especially those legs in white stockings. They are just too perfect, right?

Lin Yi: “???”

Hearing Bu Liang's words, Ruan Yaoyao on the side couldn't help but look at Lin Yi, then burst out laughing.

Ruan Yaoyao: Haha, she is my best friend, is there any problem?

Buliang: Ahem, actually there is nothing special about it. I just want to ask casually, does your best friend have a boyfriend?

Seeing this, Ruan Yaoyao showed a malicious smile on her face.

Ruan Yaoyao: Oh, I see. He doesn't have a boyfriend right now. What's going on? Are you interested in him?

Buliang: Hehe, you also know that I have always been single, and I think I am pretty good in terms of appearance and other aspects. If I can be with her, she shouldn’t suffer any loss, right?

Finally, Buliang added a special sentence.

Buliang: Oh, by the way, please don't make typos again. It's "she" not "he". Don't use this word to insult the goddess in my mind!

Ruan Yaoyao was so amused by Buliang's words that she fell backwards and laughed, and rolled over on the bed. As Ruan Yaoyao's laughter grew louder, Lin Yi's expression became uglier and uglier.

After a long while, Ruan Yaoyao finally managed to stop laughing, but the corners of her mouth still couldn't stop curling up.

"Should I tell him I didn't make a typo?"

Lin Yi held out his hand expressionlessly, "No need, give me the phone and I'll reply to him."

......

At this moment, in the boys' dormitory of the high school affiliated to the Imperial Capital University, a handsome boy was staring at the chat history on the screen of his mobile phone with a frown on his brow, with a puzzled expression on his face. He even subconsciously reached out and scratched his messy hair that had been a mess since he woke up in the morning.

"What exactly did she mean by sending this [****]? Could it be that she was angry with me because I was too hasty and too straightforward in my words just now, and Ruan Yaoyao felt that I was insulting her best friend?"

At this moment, a student with yellow hair and dressed like a bad boy appeared at the door of the dormitory and said in an extremely cold tone: "Hey, it's time to go, Zhuge An."

Faced with the classmate's cold attitude, the boy behaved very calmly. He just waved his hand casually to signal the other party to go first and said he would leave later.

"You go first, Li Ye, I can still make it in time if I go over later." The boy called Zhuge An responded.

However, Li Ye obviously didn't buy it. He still had a stern face and said something coldly before turning around and leaving:

"Today we are going to other schools for academic exchanges. If we are late and the class loses points, the consequences will be serious." After saying this, Li Ye walked out of the dormitory without looking back.

"What's your attitude? Wasn't it just that I snored last night and kept him awake all night?"

Zhuge An muttered to himself, then frowned as he looked at the 60-second voice message.

"Why did Ruan Yaoyao send a voice message?" Wei Congliang clicked on the voice message without thinking too much.

"I**********************!" A cold and slightly irritable male voice suddenly rang out in the empty dormitory.

Zhuge An was dumbfounded, this series of insults without any repetition was truly astonishing!

Oh~ I see. The world is so vast that there are all kinds of strange things. There is actually such a way to curse people...

When you insult someone, you should use their mother as the center, their relatives as the radius, their father as the fulcrum, their vitals as the weapon, and YY as the main skill, radiating in all directions in 360 degrees, and destroying the entire family tree!

I see, I've learned something. Wait, I'll save it and study it later when I have time.

He could clearly sense that at the last moment, the other party seemed to still have a lot to say.

Sixty seconds is the upper limit of the duration of a WeChat voice message, but it is by no means the limit of Lin Yi's performance.

After listening to the full sixty seconds of scolding, Zhuge An couldn't calm down for a long time.

What on earth is going on? Who is this man? Could it be that... he is Ruan Yaoyao's boyfriend?

Because he saw his girlfriend talking to a strange man early in the morning, he was jealous and turned his anger on me to get an explanation?

Thinking of this, Zhuge An couldn't help but feel his heart tighten. Then, five or six voice messages as long as sixty seconds each popped up in the chat interface again.