Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

Wuwuwu (┯_┯) - Xiaolinzi, you are my God! "

A magical scene appeared at the door of a remote public toilet.

A boy threw himself into the arms of another boy with tears in his eyes, crying and rubbing his face into the boy's arms. The boy who was thrown into the arms was full of disgust, and his eyelids couldn't stop twitching wildly.

There was another girl next to them, who had an expression that said, "What about me?" She looked at them with a complicated and ambiguous expression, and seemed to be extremely unhappy.

"Okay, stop crying."

Lin Yi reached out his hand in disgust, pressed it on Ye Feng's head and pushed him out, cursing under his breath.

Why do so many of them like to snuggle into his arms?

Forget Magikarp, it's just a simple Pokémon after all. Ruan Yaoyao, a cute girl, Lin Yi is also happy to accept it. But Ye Feng, you are a grown man, what are you doing jumping on me? !

Snot, snot has all over my clothes! !

When Ye Feng heard this, he cried even more sadly.

"Wuwuwu - Xiao Linzi, you have changed. You were not like this before..."

"Go away!!!"

Ruan Yaoyao looked at Lin Yi who was having a headache and raised her chin thoughtfully.

Well, it seems that Lin Yi is not good at dealing with people who like to act like a spoiled child. Then should I...

A dangerous idea came into the girl's mind.

After a long time, Ye Feng finally stopped crying and started to complain about his grievances.

"This is the first time in my life that I know that public toilets also have to lock their doors. Damn!"

Ye Feng became more and more excited as he spoke, and his neck turned red and warm.

"Couldn't he just yell into the toilet before locking the door and ask if anyone was there? I was trapped in the toilet for a whole morning! Damn it, I really don't understand, do you lock the door of a public toilet to prevent someone from stealing your shit?!"

"So you didn't even pass the exam?" Ruan Yaoyao showed sympathy, "Then you can only take a make-up exam, poor kid~"

"Who could have thought of this..." Ye Feng sat down on the ground with a dejected look on his face.

Lin Yi thought about it for a moment, and asked curiously, "Why don't you let Charmander out and remove the lock?"

If he was locked in the toilet, he would definitely not sit there and wait for death. Even if the toilet was blown up, he would not want to stay with a pile of excrement for several hours.

When Ye Feng heard this, his already droopy face became even uglier.

"Don't mention it. I just let Charmander out, and it thought the toilet smell was too bad, so it went back into its Poké Ball and refused to come out no matter how I called it."

Lin Yi looked him over and didn't notice that he had anything with him, so he asked, "Where's your Poké Ball?"

"It's in my bag."

"What about your bag?"

"What the hell!" Ye Feng turned around suddenly and exclaimed.

"I left my bag in the sink."

Lin Yi: “…Tsk…”

Since he couldn't find the contact information of the public toilet's administrator, Lin Yi climbed up the window to help Ye Feng and pulled him out of the toilet.

That means the toilet door is still locked, and he has to climb through the toilet window again.

Looking at the wall covered with yellow unidentified objects, Lin Yi had never wanted to break up with Ye Feng as much as he did today.

"or……"

Lin Yi thought of a clever idea, and looked at the neglected girl with shining eyes, "Yaoyao, can you smash the lock with one punch?"

"No!" =@~@=

Ruan Yaoyao's face was full of resistance, "It hurts when your bare fist hits iron."

Lin Yi fell silent when he thought of the Magikarp, whose injury had not yet healed.

That's not what you said when you smashed Magikarp's skull in with your punch.

Well, let Litten out to break the lock? No, picking the lock yourself and commanding Pokémon to destroy public facilities are two different things. The former may not be punished, but the latter will definitely be held accountable.

After discussing it for a while, they finally decided to pick the lock.

"Can you do it?"

Seeing that Ye Feng couldn't come up with anything to say for a long time, Lin Yi couldn't help but laugh at him.

Ye Feng was not happy and threw the wire he had picked up directly into Lin Yi's hand, "If you can do it, go ahead."

"I'll go up, I'll go up."

Lin Yi pinched the wire and inserted the other end of the wire into the keyhole. He fiddled with it twice with the "Lock Picking Encyclopedia" he had obtained from some previous mission, and it opened with a "click".

"Pfft!"

The sudden noise coming from behind made the three of them look back in unison, and they saw an old man standing there stupidly with a bucket and cleaning tools.

The old man was so shocked that his bucket dropped and his jaw couldn't close. He looked at the open door lock of the public toilet, and then looked at the wire in Lin Yi's hand, his expression gradually changed from astonishment to horror.

He has been in this business for many years, and this is the first time he has seen a thief stealing from a toilet.

The three men and the old man looked at each other, and no one spoke for a moment because of the awkwardness.

After a brief silence, the old man took out a walkie-talkie with trembling hands and feet, took a deep breath, and shouted.

"Someone come quick! Someone is stealing shit!!"

Three people: "!!!"

――hehe~――

The three of them explained for a long time, but the old man still didn't believe it. He still firmly believed that Lin Yi was here to steal shit.

Lin Yi: “I’m really…”

The farce finally ended when Lin Yi stated that "I am the son of the gym leader and it is impossible for me to steal from a public toilet", but the old man's expression when he looked at him was always wrong.

"Alas! You are such a pitiful poop-stealing kid. How could the child of Master Lin stoop to be a thief? And you came to a place like this to be a thief."

As the old man spoke, he took out a hundred-dollar bill and stuffed it into Lin Yi's hand, warning him kindly, "You can't eat that! Take the money and buy some food. Look how thin you are."

Lin Yi's expression froze on his face. He touched Chenglong's diving ball through his pocket, and cold murderous intent gradually emerged in his eyes.

Noticing that Lin Yi looked like he was going to kill the man, the two men hurriedly grabbed Lin Yi and ran while thanking the old man.

Looking at the three people going away, the old man sighed.

"Ah, poor kid, he's so hungry that he's eating shit. Alas! His parents don't care about him... Could he be parentless?"

The old man thought about Lin Yi's miserable life experience and looked at the toilet door, wondering whether he should leave the door unlocked to make it easier for Lin Yi to come and eat again.

……

"Fuck! I can't take it anymore! Didn't you see the way he looked at me? I'm going to kill him!!"

Lin Yi's eyes were red, and he wanted to run back with the diving ball in hand to silence the witness, but he was stopped by the two of them... To be more precise, he was pinned to the ground by Ruan Yaoyao alone and could not move.

"Calm down, they mean well..."

Ruan Yaoyao tried to persuade him, but when she put herself into Lin Yi's perspective, she fell silent again.

"Good intentions?"

Lin Yi became even more excited, and he rarely roared loudly: "What do you mean 'that thing can't be eaten'? He eats that thing, and his whole family eats that thing!"

Ye Feng wanted to go forward and say something to comfort him, but when he saw Lin Yi's dangerous look that wanted to kill him, he shrank his neck and hid in the corner, pretending to be an ostrich.

After all, the cause of the incident was still his fault. Who could have known that the old man would come back by chance and just happen to see Lin Yi picking the lock? No one would be happy about such a big mistake.

Ruan Yaoyao looked down at Lin Yi, who was struggling to get away, and suddenly puffed up her cheeks. She leaned down, put her free hand next to Lin Yi's neck, and pressed her full chest against Lin Yi's back.

Such an ambiguous action made the boy who was pressed under the girl's body suddenly change his expression.

Feeling the softness behind him, Lin Yi's anger turned into fear, as if he guessed what would happen next.

"Wait, Yaoyao! I've calmed down..."

“Crack—”

The world was quiet, with only the crisp sound of bones breaking seeming particularly abrupt.

Lin Yi calmed down completely, in a physical sense.

Litten hiding in Lin Yi's backpack subconsciously wanted to jump out to protect the trainer, but when he recalled Magikarp's tragic experience, he shrank back into the bag in fear.

I always feel that this human is so dangerous. Anyway, the master’s life won’t be in danger, so it doesn’t matter...right?

Ignoring the shocked looks around, Ruan Yaoyao skillfully connected the broken bones. Lifting up the collar, she carried Lin Yi on her shoulders and told Ye Feng, "Take his bag and go back to school directly. The lunch break will be over soon."

"Huh? Oh."

Ye Feng nodded obediently and took the two bags in his hands. He glanced at Lin Yi who was unconscious and motionless like a corpse, and then quickly looked away.

A petite and cute girl carrying a boy who is much bigger than her on her shoulders easily and walking forward with great strides can be said to be quite visually impactful.

Ye Feng didn’t know what others thought, but as a playmate since childhood, Ye Feng inexplicably had a sense of familiarity that “my youth is back”.