Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

"..."

Kunlun Mountain, the originally beautiful scenery is now enveloped in the flames of war, with traces of fighting everywhere, like a hell.

Ruan Tianli, whose clothes were torn in several holes and looked a little disheveled, sat down on the ground without any hesitation, took a fruit picked from a nearby tree and took a bite of it.

"Tsk, it's so damn sour! It's not cooked yet."

Ruan Tianli stretched his body to stretch his muscles after taking a bite of the fruit, but his eyes were still fixed vigilantly on the humanoid Pokémon not far away, ready to take action if there was anything wrong.

"Thank you for your help."

Lin Guochang stretched out his hand to signal Ruan Tianli not to act rashly. He asked the cautious-looking Water Arrow Turtle to stay where it was. He walked up alone and talked in a low voice.

[……Um.]

Chaomeng, who was originally looking at the sun and wondering what he was thinking, came back to his senses and looked at Lin Guochang coldly.

[It's okay, I'm just passing by.]

"I heard that you escaped from your previous laboratory. Can you tell me the reason?"

Lin Guochang tried his best to choose his words and said.

As soon as these words came out, Mewtwo shuddered all over as if something had been said.

Ruan Tianli couldn't sit still anymore, so he slowly stood up, his muscles bulging.

As if responding to Ruan Tianli, light blue superpowers emerged from Mewtwo's body and it stared at Ruan Tianli coldly.

"Tianli!"

In such a tense atmosphere, Lin Guochang shouted to stop Ruan Tianli and shook his head at him.

From the battle just now, the fighting ability displayed by Mewtwo is no less than that of ordinary legendary beasts. If they were in their prime, the two would still have a chance to fight, but after the melee just now, they are exhausted and are no match for Mewtwo.

"Tsk!"

Ruan Tianli was naturally aware of this. He let out a displeased sound and took two steps back to show weakness.

Chao Meng saw this and returned to normal.

[You and those other powerful humans have told me before that there are many beautiful sights in this world.]

Mewtwo looked up and answered expressionlessly.

[I wanted to see the scenery that would fascinate you, so I left that place.]

"I see. So what do you think of the scenery?"

[It’s beautiful.]

Mewtwo thought about it seriously and replied.

[It is so beautiful that it can calm my heart.]

"……what?"

Lin Guochang didn't understand what he was saying. Shouldn't the scenery be so beautiful that it would shock the heart? Why did he feel calm?

Could it be that it’s so beautiful?

[I invaded the brains of these humans and deleted my existence from their memories.]

Mewtwo pointed his finger at the humans lying half dead around him. Some of them were from the Hunter Association, and some were members of the Alliance who came with Lin Guochang.

[In their minds, it is you who defeated the enemy.]

"……I see."

How could Lin Guochang not understand what Mewtwo meant? This was to tell Lin Guochang not to tell anyone about Mewtwo's whereabouts.

It seemed that Lin Guochang's promise was not enough, and Chaomeng turned his gaze to Ruan Tianli, who was crossing his arms and looking alert.

"What are you looking at?"

I don't know why, but Ruan Tianli feels unhappy when looking at Mewtwo. He knows that he will be the one who will suffer if they fight, but he just feels that he and the other party are not compatible.

Lin Guochang's eyelids twitched and he quickly explained.

"He's not very good at talking, but don't worry. Although his brain isn't working well, he's very trustworthy and won't tell anyone about you."

Ruan Tianli immediately went berserk: "Who the hell are you saying has a bad brain?!"

Chaomeng was speechless and just looked at Lin Guochang silently.

"If you don't believe me, I can swear."

Lin Guochang raised three fingers and made a swearing gesture.

"If I, Lin Guochang, don't keep my word, then my son Lin Yi will be struck by lightning!"

(Lin Yi, who was far away in Qinghai City, sneezed for no apparent reason.)

Lin Guochang seemed to think that this incident was not vicious enough, so he added.

"If I tell anyone about you, my son will be born without an asshole! My son will be hit by a car when he goes out! My son will lose his hair if he stays up late! My son will get the lowest price when he draws a card, and he will get the wrong price when he gets the lowest price!"

(Lin Yi sneezed constantly and had sufficient evidence to believe that someone was saying bad things about him.)

"..."

Such a loving father and filial son scene made Chaomeng and Ruan Tianli present silent.

After a long while, Mewtwo couldn't help but "speak".

[Your son is the rebellious son you mentioned before who stole your private money?]

"hold head high!"

Lin Guochang nodded in agreement without any hesitation.

[……well!]

No one knew what Mewtwo was thinking. It looked at Lin Guochang with a complicated expression, and then mobilized its superpowers to gradually rise into the air, disappearing in front of the two of them in an instant.

Lin Guochang finally breathed a sigh of relief after seeing Mewtwo leave.

"Guochang, the oath you made..."

Ruan Tianli walked over, handed over a cigarette, seemed to want to say something but hesitated, wanted to know more, and finally gave a thumbs up.

"That's damn good!"

"right?"

Lin Guochang nodded in agreement, a slight smile appeared on his lips, and then he put the cigarette into his mouth, but did not light it. Instead, he simply held it in his mouth and played with it.

"But what a pity! Damn it, Hunter J and several other key figures escaped."

Ruan Tianli muttered softly, kicked the unresponsive hunter lying on the ground with his toes, and then sighed heavily.

"We only caught these small fry and couldn't get any useful information out of them." He spread his hands helplessly, looking a little frustrated.

"But at least the Cocoon of Destruction was not taken away by them. This is already considered lucky. If Mewtwo hadn't arrived in time to help us fight against the Three Pillars, I'm afraid both of us would have found it difficult to escape."

With a cigarette in his mouth, Lin Guochang bent down to pick up the Poké Balls scattered on the ground, put the Pokémon that had lost their combat effectiveness back into the balls, then stood up and stared at the huge and strange cocoon not far away that was constantly wriggling as if it had life.

"However, who could have expected that the God of Destruction, Ifertal, was hiding in the Kunlun Mountains?" he sighed.

"The alliance just received the news as well." Ruan Tianli echoed, spreading his palms.

"There have been too many things going on recently, and isn't it time to unify the motherland? There are always foreign forces and bastards from other countries trying to interfere, and the alliance simply can't spare the energy to investigate this matter.

The news of the Cocoon of Destruction was brought to the Alliance by an undercover agent planted in the Hunter Association at the risk of his life."

"These days are really chaotic..."

Lin Guochang couldn't help but shook his head. He suddenly seemed to think of something and turned around to ask.

"By the way, weren't you the one who received the President of Fifi when he came to China? I heard that it was to fight for the coastal issue in the South China Sea. How did you handle it?"

"How else can we deal with it?"

Lin Guochang rolled his eyes, "What a bunch of bullies! Those civilians have been playing Tai Chi the whole time, making Feifeiguo think that we are easy to bully.

I couldn't help but yelled at him, "Fuck your mother!" But he didn't give in and even dared to yell at me in Chinese, "You idiot?"

"How did you respond?"

Lin Guochang asked curiously, he knew that his old friend was not someone who would suffer any loss.

"Do you want to listen?"

Ruan Tianli smiled, recalled something, and said.

"Your head is filled with your own mother's ashes and you can't turn it around, so your wild father chased you and wanted to blow your pig brain up. As a result, you sprayed a mouthful of nuclear waste water in your father's face, turning his head into a cow's. Following instinct, he chased your head to complete the great harmony of life, and you gladly accepted it. The result was that your mother's ashes and your father's tadpoles turned into your brain, accidentally allowing you to survive. And all this was caused by bowing, which caused your brain that was originally clearer than water..."

(Note: Punctuation is intentionally omitted to avoid being blocked because of this paragraph.)

"stop!"

Lin Guochang reached out and stopped Ruan Tianli.

"Comparing insults with the Chinese is a bit presumptuous."

"of course."

Ruan Tianli continued.

"When he saw that he couldn't win the argument, he started to reason with me. He said that no matter how he looked at the map, this sea area was closer to Feifei Country, so this sea area temporarily belonged to Feifei."

"How do you respond to him? Saying that the South China Sea has been Chinese territory since ancient times?"

"No."

Ruan Tianli rubbed his nose and said with a grin.

"I said, 'Look at the map, the border of Feifei seems to be quite close to China, so Feifei should also belong to China.' The other party stopped talking immediately."

Lin Guochang immediately understood where the rumors circulating online about the President of the Philippines visiting China, only to run away cursing and covered in dust, came from.

As a representative of a great country, Ruan Tianli's approach was somewhat inappropriate, but somehow it felt a little...

"……Reasonable!"

Lin Guochang gave a thumbs up.