Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

When Lin Yi was about to go back, it was already dark.

“This time we have gained a lot.”

Playing with a pure yellow and slightly transparent crystal in his hand, Lin Yi walked slowly on the deserted street. Suddenly, he seemed to see something and looked towards the alley next to him.

Pokémon: Seasaurus

Sex: male

Attribute: water system

Level: 33

Traits: Sniper

From Lin Yi's perspective, a pure white information interface popped up in the dark alley, which was hard not to notice.

But for Lin Yi, this is something he has already gotten used to.

[Eye of True Vision] Since he obtained it while completing a mission, no matter where he looks, as long as there are Pokémon within his sight, relevant information will automatically appear.

The key is that this thing is passive and cannot be turned off.

Lin Yi thought it was very convenient at first, but later he felt annoyed because it took up his field of vision, so he tried to turn off the [Eye of True Vision]. After a failed attempt, he slowly got used to it.

But what is worrying is that this Pokémon is actually Seasaurus.

It’s not that this kind of Pokémon is rare. Qinghai City is a coastal city, and Lin Yi has seen many water-type Pokémon like this.

Lin Guochang once wanted to breed a thorn dragon king, but gave up for various reasons.

But the problem is, there is no water source nearby, and it is inconvenient for the sea dragon to move if it is not in the water. How did it get into this alley?

Could there be a trainer inside?

“Puff—”

A voice sounded suddenly.

A black, sticky, unknown liquid flew out at an extremely fast speed and hit Lin Yi's face before he could react.

Sea dragon ink? It's attacking me!

Lin Yi quickly stepped back, took out the Poké Ball, and wiped the ink off his face with his hands, trying to restore his eyesight.

But as soon as he took out the Poké Ball, Lin Yi heard a series of footsteps approaching quickly.

In his blurry eyes, it seemed that someone was holding something that looked like a sack and putting it over his head.

“Shua—”

This time Lin Yi could no longer see anything, only darkness before his eyes.

Immediately afterwards...

"It's this kid, beat him up!"

"Quick, take the Poké Ball from his hand first!"

Litten's Poké Ball was forcefully taken away, and Lin Yi was immediately met with a beating and kicking.

The sudden attack did not make him panic. Lin Yi tried his best to stay calm and used his limbs to protect his vital parts.

It seemed like they were fighting for a while before they heard someone's surprised voice next to them.

"Boss, this person doesn't seem to be the Ye Feng we are looking for."

Ye Feng? That guy caused trouble? Besides, what does it have to do with him?

"So what? Young Master Tian doesn't care about whether he can retaliate or not. He just wants to find someone to vent his anger on.

Beat him up again, until he can't even recognize who he is, then take a picture and send it to Young Master Tian, ​​and we'll call it a day."

Master Tian...

In the bewildered eyes of the group, Lin Yi, who had been beaten to the point of being unable to get up, slowly stood up against the wall, pulled the sack off his body, and covered the part of his body that had just been beaten.

Shit! That hurts.

"Who is the Young Master Tian you are talking about?"

Lin Yi asked.

"Damn it, what are you standing there for?"

The sturdy man in the lead was the first to react. He stepped forward and kicked the man next to him. "He's alone, and we've taken his Poké Ball away. What is he afraid of?"

Several people came to their senses and rushed forward, with one person specially assigned to block Lin Yi's way.

With the help of the moonlight, you can just barely make out these guys with red, orange, yellow and green hair.

Well, it seems that the person Ye Feng offended invited someone from outside the school to teach him a lesson. But for some reason, he actually recognized the wrong person.

However, except for the Sea Thorn that was used to disrupt time at the beginning, these thugs did not use Pokémon. It seems that they also know the difference between intentionally injuring people and intentionally injuring people with Pokémon knowledge.

but……

Lin Yi took out Chenglong's diving ball from his pocket.

The truth is, whether you use Pokémon or not, the result is the same.

——A strong dividing line——

At Lin Yi's house, the lights in the living room were still on.

Ruan Yaoyao was lying on the sofa, her two little feet dangling underneath, and a look of dissatisfaction written all over her pretty face.

"Why hasn't he come back yet? Is he planning to stay overnight at someone else's house?"

Whenever she thought of a certain non-existent picture, Ruan Yaoyao felt uncomfortable, a sour kind of discomfort.

Does this count as...

"Ring, ring, ring—"

Suddenly the phone rang. It was the landline in the living room.

This antique has been there since Lin Guochang bought the villa more than 20 years ago.

Seeing this, Ruan Yaoyao calmed down, jumped off the sofa, and walked over to answer the phone.

"Hello? My dear grandson!"

This slightly teasing voice made Ruan Yaoyao's eyes go dark. She thought it was a harassing call and subconsciously wanted to hang up.

"Why aren't you talking?" The phone rang again.

Eh? That voice sounds familiar.

Ruan Yaoyao held the phone, thought about it for a while, and then asked tentatively: "Are you Lin Yi's grandfather?"

"...Yao Yao?"

There was a pause on the other end of the phone, and then there was a hearty laugh.

"My dear granddaughter-in-law, call grandpa and let me hear you."

"Ah? But..." Ruan Yaoyao blushed immediately when she was teased by the old man. She neither confirmed nor denied it and didn't know what to say.

"Lin Yi and I are still..."

"Oh! It's only a matter of time! Ahem—" Grandpa coughed and teased, "How you treat that boy... ahem!... ahem! I can't tell yet... ahem! ahem!"

Ruan Yaoyao was a little shy at first, but this shyness was scared away by the series of coughs.

"Grandpa Lin Yi, you should go to the hospital as soon as possible!"

The other party didn't care about it at all and said.

"It's okay, I have Taishang Laojun to protect me... cough cough!"

Before Ruan Yaoyao could finish what she wanted to say, she heard a series of machine gun fire from the other end of the line.

“Cough↗cough↘cough→cough→cough→”

Ruan Yaoyao: Σ(°△°|||)︴

She didn't dare to speak now, for fear that if she said a few more words, this stubborn old Deng would cough to death.

"Give me the phone."

Lin Guochang came over without knowing when, and stretched out his hand, "I'll try to persuade him."

Ruan Yaoyao had no objection. She thought that as a son, Lin Guochang would definitely persuade his father in a gentle way not to force it.

"Uncle Lin, you must persuade Grandpa Lin Yi. He can't delay treatment if he is sick."

"Don't worry, I will persuade you well."

Lin Guochang smiled, put the phone to his ear and took a deep breath.

"Fuck you! Old Biden! If you don't go to the hospital, you can choose between an ambulance and a hearse!"

Ruan Yaoyao: (o_O)!

There was silence for a while on the other end of the phone, and then he spoke up, not wanting to be outdone.

"Fuck you! How can you talk to your father like that?!"

Ruan Yaoyao: ━Σ(?Д?|||)━

The two of them kept arguing with each other for about ten minutes, and Ruan Yaoyao's expression gradually changed from shock to numbness.

So that’s how it is. You can curse people like this.

Ruan Yaoyao said she learned...

No! This isn't something we should be learning, right?

I don’t know why, but once the old man, who was coughing so hard, started to curse, he became so eloquent.

"Ring, ring, ring—"

Another obedient ringtone rang, this time it was Ruan Yaoyao's own cell phone. Without thinking too much, Ruan Yaoyao quickly picked it up.

"Lin Yi, come back quickly, your father and grandfather are greeting each other's ancestors!"

"..."

Lin Yi seemed to be shocked by this situation, but he still found something wrong. "Aren't their ancestors from the same lineage?"

Lin Yi figured something out and cursed.

"No, they are cursing my ancestors! Give my dad the phone, I have to curse him back!"

Ruan Yaoyao: Ah?

At this moment, the ignorant girl finally understood what it meant that people from the same family would not marry.

"What was I originally planning to do on the phone?"

After this interruption, Lin Yi almost forgot his original purpose, "Oh, by the way, I was beaten by a group of people."

"what?!"

Since Ruan Yaoyao was on the hands-free mode, Lin Guochang also heard this.

You ask Grandpa Lin Yi? Lin Guochang suddenly realized that he had no words to continue scolding, and felt that he couldn't suffer any loss, so he hung up the phone directly.

"Are you okay?"

"Did you win?"

The first sentence was asked by Ruan Yaoyao, and the second sentence was asked by Lin Guochang.

"What's the situation now?"

"Now?"

Lin Yi looked down at the thugs with bruised faces and noses and swollen cheeks and their frozen Pokémon, and spoke into the phone.

"Ten crippled soldiers, only the jungler is left to collect the kills."