Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

"The names Qiye and Daiyu are so meaningful! And they are also very famous."

Lin Yi still insisted on his opinion and tried to explain the deep meaning of his name.

"I just hope that our character can turn danger into safety like the protagonist. Besides, look at the other characters she gave him, Lai Fu? Lin Erniu? Is this a name for a person or a dog?"

“How cute are these names?”

Ruan Yaoyao pouted in dissatisfaction and retorted, "Look at the other names he came up with. Atriox? Inarion? Kousei? Battle Rabbit? Do they have to be so complicated?"

"Hiccup~~"

Maybe it was because they ate too much for lunch, or maybe for some other reason, Ye Feng and Su Su both burped.

They rubbed their bloated stomachs, somewhat unsure whether the two were in a cold war or just showing off their affection in various ways.

The only time these childhood sweethearts had a fight in more than a decade was because of a disagreement on how to name their future child?

OK, OK, you tricked the dog in and killed it, right?!

However, judging from the current situation, the couple's naming skills are just so-so.

"Xiao Linzi."

Ye Feng interrupted Lin Yi's endless chatter with an expressionless face, and said in a calm and low voice: "I just want to ask, do you have children now?"

"Uh, no."

Lin Yi was caught off guard by Ye Feng's sudden question. After a moment of silence, his body began to tremble involuntarily, as if he had thought of something terrible, and he couldn't help but shiver.

"If I get Yaoyao pregnant before marriage, my father-in-law will really tear me apart with his bare hands. So now every time we do it, we have adequate safety measures prepared."

Although he didn't mind Ye Feng asking such a question, Lin Yi still answered it very seriously, with a hint of fear in his eyes.

"..."

Ye Feng looked at Lin Yi silently, with no expression on his face, only his eyes revealed an indescribable look, as if he was saying something.

Then he typed a series of ellipsis marks, as if expressing his inner speechlessness and helplessness.

Ye Feng gave Lin Yi a silent look, which seemed to contain thousands of words, but it seemed to say nothing, and it also seemed to say everything.

"Now that there's no sign of a child, you're already arguing over a name."

Su Su interrupted quietly, her voice soft and logical, as if she was trying her best to balance the atmosphere of the discussion.

"Can you wait until you get married and have a child before asking a fortune teller to tell your fortune and choose a name that is both auspicious and meaningful?"

Ruan Yaoyao shook her head gently, and from her expression she didn't seem to be bothered.

"No, it feels like there's no point in doing this."

"Ah this..."

Su Su was speechless.

"Isn't it too early to discuss this now?"

"It's not too early. My parents got married right after they graduated from college."

Lin Yi recalled and said.

"My parents got married right after they graduated from college. After they got married, my mom went to Shanghai for graduate studies, and my dad returned to Qinghai to develop his career. They planned their lives very early and clearly."

“Is this the first time you’ve had a fight?”

Su Su asked curiously, trying to further understand the emotional journey between them.

“Intense, very intense!”

Ruan Yaoyao's face turned red, as if she was wronged by the weather. There was a layer of mist in her eyes, and she looked like a real punching bag.

"He even abused me!"

Su Su: “???”

Do you want to listen to what you are saying?

Domestic violence against you? Who? Lin Yi?

Lin Yi: "I hit Yaoyao? Is that true?"

"What kind of international joke are you playing at?"

Su Su’s first reaction was disbelief, she almost blurted out “impossible”.

Regardless of how much Lin Yi pampers Ruan Yaoyao to the sky, just given Ruan Yaoyao's terrifying physique that can tear a person's skull off at any time, if a fight really breaks out, the one lying on the ground will definitely not be Ruan Yaoyao.

Not to mention, ever since Lin Yi taught Ruan Yaoyao the wisdom of fighting back when faced with malice, she is no longer the weak woman who is easily bullied.

Even if her biological father Ruan Tianli came and insulted and attacked others unreasonably, Ruan Yaoyao would not hesitate to show her firm stance and courage.

"it is true!"

There was a hint of anxiety in Ruan Yaoyao's voice, and she seemed eager to prove something.

She gently pulled down her collar, revealing her white neck, and pointed at the obvious marks there, her eyes full of grievance.

"Look, look, this is what he bit!"

Su Su was silent for a moment, then couldn't help laughing, with a hint of sarcasm in her tone.

"…Do you think I'm a fool, or are you a fool?"

"what?"

Ruan Yaoyao felt even more aggrieved. Why was she cursing at him?

"Hey!"

Su Su didn't say anything, but just glanced at Ruan Yaoyao with a complicated look.

the other side--

"Domestic violence? I abused her?"

Lin Yi held his forehead with a complicated expression, not knowing whether to cry or laugh, as if he was trying to digest this ridiculous accusation.

"Recently, Yaoyao and I watched a movie about domestic violence together. Now she asks me from time to time whether I will abuse her. I can understand her past experiences, so she is more sensitive about security, but..."

His voice gradually rose and he became excited.

Lin Yi slammed the table so hard that he almost overturned the fried noodles in front of him.

He almost shouted out every word:

"How can I, Lin Yi, have the courage to abuse her?!"

"This... um... indeed..."

The corner of Ye Feng's mouth twitched. He compared the combat power of the two and felt that it was a complete joke that Lin Yi would commit domestic violence against Ruan Yaoyao.

Because Lin Yi couldn't beat Ruan Yaoyao at all! It was good enough that he didn't get beaten up.

Ye Feng thought silently in his heart, but tried his best to keep a serious expression on his face.

Moreover, it seems that Lin Yi had been hospitalized many times in the past due to accidental injuries caused by Ruan Yaoyao.

"After the quarrel, I felt that I was a little too excited, so I thought about apologizing to Yaoyao and cheering her up like before."

Lin Yi's voice gradually calmed down, and he exhaled slowly, as if he was trying to calm himself down.

"You know, I usually like to tease Yaoyao, make her angry and then make her happy. I have been doing this for so many years."

There was a hint of helplessness in his words, as if he was recalling the way they had been getting along for a long time.

“Well, what next?”

Ye Feng asked curiously, his eyes full of anticipation for the next story.

"I hugged Yaoyao from behind, and she was quick-witted and threw me over her shoulder. I almost threw her off the line."

Lin Yi smiled bitterly and shook his head, seeming both surprised and helpless at Ruan Yaoyao's reaction.

"Then Yaoyao disappeared without a trace, and I didn't even have a chance to apologize."

“Did you explain it to her?”

Ye Feng asked, a hint of concern in his voice.

“That’s what you actually wanted to apologize to her for.”

Lin Yi immediately lost his temper, and his voice became low:

"No, it's been a few hours since the fight and we haven't said a word to each other."

"cold war?"

Ye Feng asked tentatively, trying to define this state of silence.

"… count, right?"

Lin Yi was a little unsure, and there was a hint of confusion in his voice.

"Because I have never had an argument with Ruan Yaoyao before."

He paused and continued, "Rather than a cold war, I think it's more like the situation is so awkward that both sides are too embarrassed to meet each other."