Pokémon: What should I do? My father-in-law always wants to tear me apart

"Hey?"

After answering the phone, Lin Guochang saw that the other party had not spoken, and couldn't help asking: "What are you doing? So quiet."

It was unusually quiet on the other end of the phone, with occasional sounds of objects falling into the water.

After a while, a calm man spoke.

"In the blank waiting, I lost a part of myself!"

"speak English!"

"shit."

Lin Guochang: “…”

Just poop, why say it so politely?

"When you finish your work, come to Qinghai City right away."

"What's wrong?" The man's voice changed slightly.

"The Ultimate Beast."

Lin Guochang only uttered these four words and made the other party realize the seriousness of the matter.

"Our Champion is still in Tibet tracking down the fugitives, and the Dragon King is arranging matters on Dragon Island. Granny Jiangzi is old and no longer asks about the affairs of the alliance. It's basically the same as if she had retired.

The alliance headquarters is guarded by at least one high-end combat force like the Four Heavenly Kings, and Lu Wusong is already there. So hurry up and come."

"Do you need any other reinforcements?"

"Do you think other people have the ability to deal with this kind of disaster?"

Lin Guochang shook his head, feeling very disappointed, and cursed: "But those rotten oranges are still having meetings, meetings, and meetings! When the Ultimate Beasts finally come, it will be too late!"

Noticing that his friend was in a bad mood, the man tried to comfort him.

Lin Guochang also noticed that he had lost his composure. He took a deep breath and gave a brief account of the battle situation.

"There were about three Ultra Beasts in the vanguard, and they have been subdued one after another. The method of subduing them is a bit..."

"What's up?" the man asked curiously.

"One of them was defeated by my son and forcibly subdued. One of them, Zhi Yujian, became a traitor and switched to a young man's subordinate. There was also an Explosive Muscle Mosquito..."

Lin Guochang looked through the glass at the poor big red mosquito, whose face was covered in bruises and whose body was covered in horrible injuries, and was silent for a moment.

"It's miserable anyway."

"Uh..." The man didn't know what to say for a moment.

"No more talking, come here as soon as you finish taking a shit."

"alright."

The man wanted to say that he was on his way back to Qinghai City and happened to be in a hurry when he passed by a public toilet, but it didn’t matter whether he said it or not, so he simply hung up the phone.

As soon as he hung up the phone, Ruan Tianli started to shit hard while calling someone in the alliance.

In a nutshell, it's urging those senior executives to stop holding unnecessary meetings and send people and resources over first.

Then he called Guan Jun and said, "If you don't come back, our house will be robbed!"

Champion: “Huh?”

Ruan Tianli quickly hung up the phone, and then called the Dragon King: "You can't figure out what's going on with those dragons, right? Come back quickly, something big has happened!"

Dragon King: “???”

Then she called Lu Wusong and asked, "Look, if you finish your work earlier, can't I go back to Qinghai Province earlier?"

Lu Wusong: “…”

"Do you have..."

Before the word "illness" came out of his mouth, Ruan Tianli quickly hung up the phone.

I don’t know if it’s because he shit too hard or because the feeling of running away after just cursing is too exciting, but Ruan Tianli’s face turned a little red.

Give it to Grandma Jiangzi again... Uh, forget it.

The older people get, the weirder their tempers become. I really don’t want to mess with this old man, Deng Ruan Tianli.

On the one hand, Fighting-type Pokémon is completely countered by Ghost-type Pokémon. On the other hand, he is worried that the opponent will slide to the ground and demand millions of dollars in medical expenses.

Just when Ruan Tianli was about to pull up his trousers, his face suddenly changed.

Why is there no paper in this public toilet?

commit a sin!

After trying to shout a few times and confirming that no one around responded, Ruan Tianxiang wanted to die.

If you are somewhere else, it’s fine. If that doesn’t work, just order takeout and have the delivery guy deliver it.

But how could we possibly meet anyone in this remote area?

It really doesn't work...

Ruan Tianli took out a Poké Ball and gritted his teeth.

……

"Fuck! Ass!"

Ruan Tianli came out of the public toilet cursing, with a stick-tailed scaly dragon next to him that looked mysterious.

By Arceus, he swore that he had never thought of pulling off the scales of the staff-tailed ankylosaur as an emergency measure.

I simply told it to look around and peel off the bark from any tree it saw.

When the staff-tailed scaly dragon came back holding several meters long bark, Ruan Tianli's mouth twitched.

It seems like you have peeled off the bark of the entire tree.

But when he saw the bark clearly, the toilet under his butt almost cracked.

This thing is an iron tree? !

The car that Ruan Tianli drove was the latest product in the Alliance's technological field. It looked no different from an ordinary jeep, but in fact there was a Rotom inside.

Rotom is a Pokémon that can be said to be omnipotent. As an "electronic ghost", it can get into any furniture or appliance.

Things like Rotom phones, Rotom computers, Rotom bicycles, etc.

This one not only has autonomous driving like Rotom's artificial intelligence, but also has a top speed close to flying.

The most important thing is that it is truly green and pollution-free. The energy for the car is entirely provided by Rotom, but where does Rotom get its energy from?

Although Rotom consumes electricity and is more like an ethereal ghost, it is still a living creature after all, and as long as it has enough food, it can keep running.

The most important thing is that the Rotom on this car is not picky about food!

Logically speaking, Rotom's staple food is electricity, and energy cubes or other foods can only be considered supplementary foods.

But this one is different. It can eat any steamed bun, meat, chocolate, or candy, and it especially likes sweets.

Based on the current situation, it is about one chocolate bar per 100 kilometers? No, it should be two.

If it was a short time, Ruan Tianli had several Pokémon under his command that could carry him much faster than this car. But since it was a long distance, this tireless car would definitely be better.

Ruan Tianli was still thinking about what excuse he could use to deal with the use of the company bus for personal purposes, but now he doesn't have to worry about it.

"Welcome back, King Ruan."

A rather sexless electronic sound rang out from the car's navigation system, and on the screen was Rotom's large face.

It blinked its eyes and had a playful expression that looked like it was mocking someone.

"You look a little unwell. Do you want me to ask you to make an appointment with a doctor? Loto!"

Ruan Tianli, who was already in a bad mood, turned face dark and picked up the chocolate next to him and smeared it on the screen.

"Drive quickly, don't make a fuss if it's urgent!"

"…Uh-huh…"

Rotom swallowed the chocolate without hesitation, licked the corner of his mouth, and saluted on the screen.

"Roger that, Lotto!"