Naruto: We are invincible

"I guess so," Neji replied, resting his chin on his hand, "Although the bounty poster portrays him as a cold-blooded monster, and after his attack on the Hidden Mist Village, I can't help but doubt his kindness."

"He was merciless to his enemies, just like anyone, including those who hurt his loved ones. Even the purest of hearts can rage when a loved one is hurt or threatened. He did have a bit of a... um... God complex, just between us."

Hinata said, leaning close to Neji's ear and whispering:

"I think he still has it a little bit, he's just toned it down a lot. But sometimes it still comes out and he'll start rambling on about how he's an omnipotent god and how he'll swoop down from the sky and deal swift punishment to his enemies," Hinata said, laughing.

"Really? I really want to see it with my own eyes." Neji imagined Naruto teaching his enemy a lesson and laughed. "But can you blame him?" He noticed the confusion on Hinata's face and continued, "I mean... Konoha's golden flash and the God of Ninja."

"Yeah, you're right," Hinata whispered, "but usually I would calm him down."

"What aspect?" Neji asked with a smirk.

Hinata's face immediately turned red, Tenten and Xiao Li opened their mouths in surprise, and even Kai opened his eyes and blinked in surprise.

"Ningji, you are so mean!" Hinata whispered.

"Hey, everyone." Naruto walked over and noticed everyone was looking at him strangely, "What's wrong?" he asked, noticing Hinata trying to hide her blushing face in her hair.

"Nothing," Hinata replied quickly.

"Really?" Naruto stretched out his words, but soon everything returned to normal, "I still have some time to rest before my next match."

"Yes." Neji said, "I think your endurance is really strong."

Naruto looked at him strangely, and Hinata wished she could find a crack in the ground to crawl into.

"It's unbelievable," Kai said, shaking his head, "that I was hanging out with the tree huggers."

"Leave him alone, Gai," Neji said sternly. Gai just snorted and closed his eyes again, ignoring the small talk around him.

"Now for the next match," Killer Bee's voice rang out in the arena, "Uzumaki Naruto and Akira please come on!"

"Okay, see you later," Naruto gave Hinata a kiss on the cheek and headed towards the arena.

"They say the shyer a girl is, the wilder she is," Neji whispered, trying not to laugh.

Hinata just groaned and turned around, looking towards the arena. She was beginning to miss the times when Neji ignored her.

## Arena ##

"Akira of Kusagakure Village versus Uzumaki Naruto of Konoha Village!" Killer Bee announced as the two ninjas stood face to face.

"Are you ready?" Kirabi asked. Ming and Naruto both nodded. Naruto blinked and saw Ming lick his lips and winked at him.

"What's going on?" Naruto thought confusedly.

"She wants you." The nine-tailed fox said with wide eyes.

"What?" Naruto was about to ask for clarification, but was interrupted by Killer Bee.

"start!"

As soon as the match started, before Naruto could react, Akira began to untie her cloak, letting it slide to the ground.

"What the hell?!" Naruto exclaimed. He stared at his opponent in amazement, while she smiled smugly.

Ming was a young woman, about twenty years old, with charcoal black eyes and fiery red hair tied in a high ponytail with bangs hanging down on both sides, framing her face.

However, it wasn't her hair or eyes that caught Naruto's attention, it was her clothes, or more precisely, the fact that she was barely wearing any clothes...

She wore nothing but a bandage wrapped around her chest, and judging by the size of the bandage, she had a rather full figure.

The only other clothing she had on was a pair of very short red shorts with a yellow flame pattern printed on them, which hugged her tightly and left much to the imagination.

## Auditorium ##

"Oh my god..." Neji couldn't help but laugh when he saw Akira almost naked.

"That's a...strange strategy," Hinata muttered to herself, but kept her eyes on the game.

## Arena ##

"This is the best jonin exam ever!" Jiraiya yelled in the Kage-level box, causing Naruto to sweat profusely.

He turned to look at Kirabi and found that Kirabi was staring at Ming intently with blood flowing from his nose.

"Hey!" Naruto patted Killer Bee's head and pulled him out of his fantasy, "Shouldn't you be watching the game seriously?"

"I, I..." Ming licked her lips and said with a smile, "You are so cute, aren't you?" As she said that, she crossed her arms over her chest and puffed out her chest.

After recovering from his initial shock, Naruto just stared at her blankly.

"Seduction tactics don't work on me," he said.

"Why?" Ming pouted and bit his lower lip.

"I'm engaged, and I love my wife deeply. If you want to win this game, you have to show your true abilities." Naruto said expressionlessly, crossing his arms over his armor in front of his chest.

"Okay." Ming sighed, but soon laughed again, "Then it seems I have to work harder." She said, licking her lips.

Naruto felt that she was gathering chakra, probably some kind of ninjutsu, so he took a defensive stance.

"Lovers kiss," Akira whispered, placing a finger to his lips and blowing a kiss towards Naruto.

Naruto stared blankly at the kisses blown towards him.

"What a strange opponent! I really want to knock her out." He thought while waiting for the attack to come.

Suddenly, he felt hot.

"What's going on?" he said.

His heartbeat began to speed up and his body was involuntarily drawn to her.

Naruto swallowed, his breathing becoming rapid and his blood rushing to places it shouldn't be.

"Open!" Naruto whispered, releasing a little chakra.

"This is not an illusion, silly," Ming said with a sweet smile. "Now, why don't you just surrender and we can have some fun?" She said in a gentle voice that sounded almost like a whisper.

"Kurama, what's going on?" Naruto asked his partner. He felt a strong urge to do as she said, and now all he could think about was throwing himself at her.

"Haha, this is so exciting! You are fascinated by her!" Nine-Tailed Fox laughed and rolled around in the sealed space.

"Kurama!" Naruto roared, but the nine-tailed fox didn't seem to care.

"It's simple, kid, it's just..."