Naruto: We are invincible

## Konoha Village ##

Tsunade was stuck in the routine of being the Hokage - or as the Sandaime Hokage put it, "the Hokage's curse".

Paperwork was a deadly trap that could drive even the strongest ninja into a state of boredom and despair.

Legend has it that many a heroic Hokage had fought this powerful foe, but even with their years of experience and wisdom they were often unable to defeat him.

"This is ridiculous!" Tsunade muttered as she stamped another worthless but detailed D-rank mission report.

She looked up and saw Kakashi amble into the office, his hands in his pockets and his nose buried in a book.

"You're finally here!" Tsunade almost shouted, her tone full of impatience.

If looks could kill, Kakashi would have been burned to ashes by her angry gaze.

"I'm sorry I'm late, Hokage-sama." Kakashi did look a little embarrassed, "I met a cute little snake on the way, and it wanted to... uh... play with me... so we played for a while." Noticing Tsunade's suspicious look, he smiled nervously.

"Could this 'cute little snake' be Orochimaru?" Tsunade asked, and she felt very satisfied when she saw Kakashi cough awkwardly, "Forget it, let's not talk about this for now. I need you to do me a favor."

Hearing Tsunade's serious tone, Kakashi immediately put his treasured pornographic book into his pocket.

"Please give your orders, Hokage-sama."

"Follow me." Tsunade said, waving at a seemingly empty wall. Kakashi sensed three streams of chakra disappearing from the room.

"She sent all the Anbu away. It seems that things are not simple." Kakashi thought.

"Xiu Yan is missing." Tsunade said.

Tsunade stood up, turned around and looked at the vast sky outside the window.

"She didn't come to work today and is already five hours late. If it were someone else, I would definitely send the Anbu to arrest her. After all, being absent from duty is a serious crime."

"You want me to go find her?" Kakashi asked.

"There are not many people in this village that I completely trust. Yugao is not only an ordinary ANBU, but her position in the ANBU is also quite high. If it was any other ninja that went missing, I wouldn't bother to care, but Kurenai is different..." Tsunade sighed, "She is my confidant, there is no way she would disappear for no reason. I have already sent Chunin to look for her home, but she is nowhere to be found. So... please go find her."

"Yes, Hokage-sama," Kakashi replied before disappearing in a puff of smoke.

Tsunade sat back in her chair, leaning back and staring blankly at the ceiling.

Xi Yan and Hayate were gone, and these two were not ordinary ninjas... Suddenly, she felt the Anbu return to the room and knocked gently on the door.

"Come in." Tsunade adjusted her sitting position.

"Lady Tsunade, would you like some tea?" Shizune asked, leaning her head in.

"Okay, thank you," Tsunade replied, watching as Shizune placed a cup of steaming tea on the table before turning and leaving the room.

Tsunade picked up the teacup and took a long sip nonchalantly.

As the scalding tea flowed down her throat, she sighed in contentment.

Suddenly, she felt her heart start beating faster for no apparent reason and her breathing became rapid.

She stood up suddenly, but felt dizzy and the things in front of her became blurry.

She struggled to grab something, but eventually fell to the ground powerlessly, with the teacup in her hand shattered.

"Poisonous?!" Tsunade covered her chest and thought in horror.

Her hand began to glow green, but before she could heal it, she couldn't help but cough violently, with blood oozing from the corners of her mouth.

"What is the Anbu doing?" She looked up in despair, and at this moment, the office door slowly opened.

Tsunade looked up and saw Danzo and Shizune standing in the doorway.

"You... ahem... traitor..." Tsunade said through gritted teeth, her consciousness gradually becoming blurred and her breathing becoming more and more difficult.

"Well done, Shizune." Danzo said with satisfaction as he looked at Tsunade lying on the ground.

## Meanwhile - Hidden Cloud Village ##

"You want to create a new world? I will make you a joke and let the world know that you are just a clown! Are you ready, Fugaku?" Naruto asked.

"Welcome to nothingness!" Fugaku answered fearlessly.

"Shinra Tensei!" A low voice suddenly sounded.

Naruto turned his head sharply and saw an Akatsuki member standing not far away with his right hand raised high.

He turned into a flash of yellow light and instantly moved to the other side of the arena, back to Hinata's side.

Fugaku took the attack head-on and was blown away.

A White Zetsu quickly emerged from the ground, attached himself to Fugaku, and healed his injuries in the blink of an eye.

Naruto looked nervously at the group of Akatsuki members who suddenly appeared in front of him: Tendo Pain, Konan, Hoshigaki Kisame...

"It's been a long time." Naruto said with a wry smile, crossing his arms across his chest, ready for battle.

"We are here to capture you, Nine-Tails Jinchuriki," said an Akatsuki member wearing a white swirl mask.

"According to my intelligence, you should be unable to move now. It seems that using White Zetsu's body as a substitute is a good choice." Naruto said nonchalantly, "Do you know why I said 'long time no see', Nagato? Because your eyes don't belong to you at all!" He stared at Nagato's scarlet Sharingan, "Once I get rid of you, I will take them back!"

"It doesn't matter. They are just tools to achieve the goal." Nagato said, walking to the front of the team and blocking the Six Paths of Pain behind him.

Jiraiya, Ai, the Second Raikage, and the First Hokage walked out of the box and landed on the arena.

"I'm Gulu Gulu!" A strange voice suddenly sounded, "Did you poop today?"

"What?!" Naruto was stunned.

"Come at me if you have the guts!" the Raikage roared, and the Lightning Chakra mode was activated instantly, and his whole body was wrapped in lightning.

"Is all this true..." Jiraiya sighed sadly, "This is not the 'path of peace' you told me, Nagato."

"This world is nothing but a foolish child," Nagato began, "but even the most foolish child will grow up after experiencing pain. Because pain can control a person's thoughts and actions."

“Stop talking nonsense!” The Raikage roared, his entire body ablaze with lightning:

"Thunder-torture level Chiyomai!"

Before he could finish his words, he had already turned into a bolt of lightning and rushed towards Nagato, so fast that he even tore the ground apart.