National destiny: nuclear wastewater discharged into the sea, random matchmaking game launched

Thinking about having to stay with the ugly goblin in front of me for another two hours.

The Gallic athlete couldn't help but shed tears.

But he quickly plucked up his courage and his eyes became unusually determined.

All this is for the future beautiful alien girls.

Survival is the most important thing now.

In the future, you will be able to find a wedding room, and you will definitely meet a cute, beautiful, and well-built lady!

With a strong psychological suggestion, he closed his eyes.

In this way, I can't see what the other person looks like, and I can imagine the beauty of Ulan Country in my mind.

"Diana, let's begin... the ceremony..."

The goblin girl was overjoyed when she heard this.

Just like a vicious dog smelling meat, it pounced on it.

In no time, Simon's clothes were stripped off.

"Husband, lie down and let me serve you."

Simonba closed his eyes tightly, wishing he could do nothing.

Then the screen in the live broadcast room lit up, and the originally dark forest was covered by holy light.

The audience immediately understood what had happened.

"This is really exciting. The Gallic player actually encountered a goblin."

"Looks like it's still a goblin in heat."

"It is said that this creature reproduces very quickly, so it makes sense that it has many offspring."

"It is said that those above are watching some small movies?"

"Hehehe, I've read it too. It also said that the goblins are lustful by nature. Today I finally got to see it for myself."

"At least the Gallic country doesn't have to worry about being punished."

"Is there a possibility that Simon will be drained?"

"Humph, people in our country don't have to worry about this at all."

"Yes, everyone has an 18-centimeter gun stuck in their pants."

When the audience saw the holy light appear, they felt that it would not end for a while.

I plan to go to other live broadcast rooms to take a look.

But after 10 minutes, the holy light dissipated.

I saw Simon had brought the goblin girl back to the thatched hut.

But Diana's face didn't look very good at this time.

"You humans are just like this, 2 centimeters long, and you can't even last a minute."

"I tried everything I could but couldn't help you get up again."

"What a waste of time! Why did I end up with a loser like you?"

Simon lowered his head and said nothing. His face turned red when he thought about the current scene being broadcast live around the world.

There is no greater scene of social death than this.

But when he thought about the beautiful girls from other races that he might meet in the future, he had the courage to live.

My only worry is whether the women I meet in the future will also dislike his speed?

The audience in the live broadcast room couldn't hold back their laughter when they saw this.

There were large bursts of laughter in various cities.

"What length did the Gallic chicken say just now? 18 or 1.8?"

"I am dying of laughter. This is the biggest social death in live streaming in the world."

"I have a feeling that Simon's future life will be filled with darkness."

"Humph, that's just his personal problem. The other guys in our country are all macho men."

"Besides, didn't he successfully complete the ritual?"

At this moment, the game happened to pop up a prompt.

[Congratulations on completing your first wedding ceremony. Your personal panel is now open. ]

[You received a personal reward: The man that goblins look down upon (e): Your life span +2, spirit +2, charm -10, and you received the skill: Strong Goblin (e)]

[The Gallic Kingdom received a national fortune reward: Goblin's Gift (e): Within the Gallic Kingdom, all citizens have +1 lifespan, +1 spirit, and -10 charm. ]

After Simon read the prompts in the game, he was stunned. His lifespan and spirit increased, and his overall condition became much better.

I used to care about the audience’s opinion, but now I have overcome it.

But what does Charm -10 mean?

Just as he was thinking, he felt something empty in his pants.

It's like something that was supposed to be there is now gone.

He was startled and quickly took off his pants to check.

"Ah~where's my baby!"

The thing that was originally 2 centimeters long is now completely invisible.

This happened throughout Gaul.

Those who claimed to be 18 centimeters tall began to scream.

The atmosphere in the live broadcast room was very harmonious because everyone was laughing wildly.

After all, the Gallic chickens have no time to pay attention to the live broadcast now.

"One of my friends was originally 10 centimeters, but just now it suddenly disappeared."

"His girlfriend broke up with him right away, and I took over."

"You guys upstairs have a pretty messy relationship."

"I was in the next country and heard ghosts howling nearby."

"The Gallic Empire is doomed now. The continuation of the race will have to rely on foreigners."

"It's time to travel. They still have a lot of beautiful women there."

"You'd better wait a few months before going there, or you might get beaten to death by a mad Gallic man."

"The people upstairs are still far-sighted. Isn't this the first time they've done something like this?"

Half an hour later, the Gallic chicken man finally returned to the live broadcast room again.

Seeing the screen full of comments about people trying to snatch their women away, they were so angry that they almost vomited blood.

"You damn bandits, we won't let you in."

"From today on, if you meet a foreigner in the country, you will kill him."

"We must not let them take our women away from us."

"I agree. I suggest that this provision be written into the Constitution!"

"No problem. Our Senate is made up of men, and the president is also a man. It will definitely pass."

"Simon, what the hell have you done?"

"Why don't you just keep eating your damn roast chicken and wait until the room refreshes at 0:?"

This world-famous event was discussed all night long.

While I found it funny, I also felt a sense of crisis.

If I encounter this situation in the future, how should I deal with it?

Apart from buying supplements such as wolfberry and ginseng as early as possible and vigorously developing a nightlife, there seems to be nothing that can be done.

Whenever this happens, everyone will be particularly envious of the Chinese people.

Because they have a reassuring player.

Be it the dragon clan, the bull demon clan, or the beautiful girls from the poisonous jellyfish clan, none of them could escape his clutches.

Killing big dogs, entering hell, opening treasure chests, it seems dangerous, but I can get through it safely every time.

It even triggered some kind of mythical mechanism within the game, and I encountered two unusual event rooms.

More and more people are learning about the ancient legends of the Chinese nation.

They also know something about the character Meng Po.

"If this continues, China's future will be limitless."

"We either have to form an alliance with them as soon as possible, or find a way to cause trouble in the game."

"It's a pity that there are too few player rooms to meet, and there is no way to unite enough people."

"Let's wait and see. The people who go in later will probably be more careful."

Just then, something happened that no one expected.

Simon was lying in bed thinking about the meaning of life.

Also lying beside her was the female goblin Diana, who looked unhappy.

At this moment, the game prompt suddenly popped up.

After reading the news, he was completely stunned and fell into a state of mixed sadness and joy.