I asked you to cross the courtyard, why do you say such things to everyone you meet?

On the first day of the Lunar New Year, Banggeng broke into He Yuzhu's house

"Silly Zhu, silly Zhu, why is your room colder than outside?" Bang Geng walked into He Yuzhu's room but retracted his hand

"The fire was put out at midnight yesterday. If you feel sorry for your silly uncle, then put out the fire for me!" He Yuzhu said while hiding in the quilt.

"Okay, but Silly Zhu, let's get down to business first, okay? Your stove is better." Bang Geng approached He Yuzhu and said

"What's the matter?" He Yuzhu wondered.

"So what you said last night was all drunken talk" Bang Geng was depressed

"Silly Zhu, you didn't forget it, did you? You said I would ignore you on New Year's Eve and kill you on New Year's Day!"

"Oh yes, yes, yes, I remember what you said! There is such a thing, okay, hurry up, I'll get up right away!" He Yuzhu said as he remembered!

Bang Geng was overjoyed,

"Banggeng, hurry up, Xiaodang, Huaihua, get everything ready! Let's get started," He Yuzhu said as he put on his clothes.

"Silly Zhu, hurry up! We are ready!" Bang Geng thought to himself, this is not a positive thing to ask for money? Is there something wrong with your brain?

"Okay, as long as you're ready, have you taught them everything I taught you yesterday?" He Yuzhu asked worriedly.

"I've taught you, don't worry, let's get started" Bang Geng said impatiently

"Okay, that's fine, let's go"

So He Yuzhu led the three children of the Jia family, each holding a pair of chopsticks and a bowl, and followed He Yuzhu to Yan Bugui's house secretly.

He Yuzhu pried the door open, and the three little ones quickly ran in.

I sang "Rat Girl" to the old couple Yan Bugui!

They refused to leave unless they were paid, and finally the third uncle Yan Bugui paid some money and the three children were coaxed away!

In this way, several people who had grudges against He Yuzhu left.

When it came to Xu Damao, he still didn't want to give it. After He Yuzhu threatened him, Xu Damao spit out three dollars. Xu Damao felt very upset about this, and he made up his mind that he must avenge himself!

......

At noon, a table was set up in the middle courtyard, and the third uncle distributed melon seeds to everyone in the courtyard.

The three uncles saw that almost everyone had arrived.

Yi Zhonghai saw that Lin Yi and his wife were not there, so he asked, "Shazhu, where is Lin Yi? Why is he not here? Didn't you notify them?"

He Yuzhu replied: "What's the notice? Lin Yi spent the New Year at his father-in-law's house yesterday! What's the matter? I'm afraid of the notice!"

"Forget it, haha, this Lin Yi wife married him, he is almost a live-in son-in-law" Yi Zhonghai complained

Xu Damao in the crowd was very happy when he heard this. Haha, you deserve it! I let you steal my wife!

"Who said I'm a live-in son-in-law! Some people who want to marry a live-in son-in-law have to have children!" Lin Yi came back to the yard with Lou Xiao'e!

His words made Yi Zhonghai furious!

"Hey! Hello everyone, what are you doing? It's so lively!

"Hey, Third Uncle, thank you for yesterday! My father-in-law really likes your calligraphy! Please write another one for me someday when you have time!" Lin Yi said, and then began to greet everyone, and Lou Xiao'e and her husband followed suit!

Yan Bugui: "Okay, Lin Yi, you are too polite. As long as your father-in-law likes it, that's all I have.

Some other day, Third Uncle will practice calligraphy and write a few more pieces for you to make you proud. "

When Yan Bugui heard Lin Yi praising his calligraphy, his originally depressed mood improved a lot. And when he heard that he wanted more, he was extremely happy. Lin Yi had given him a lot of money for the writing. Haha, this was another chance to make some money.

"Okay, stop making trouble. Since you and your wife are here, just stand still and let's get started!" Yi Zhonghai looked at Yan Bugui with a big smile on his face and cursed in his heart: This old guy can be bought off with a little favor, he is really unreliable.

"Master, what's going on?" Lin Yi led Lou Xiao'e to He Yuzhu and asked. Lou Xiao'e also blinked and looked at He Yuzhu curiously.

This made He Yuzhui distracted, and he thought to himself, He Yuzhui, you can't let your imagination run wild, this is your apprentice's wife.

Oh! Damn, he really found a wife! Qin Huairu went back to her parents' home, I wonder if she will bring her cousin with her!

Then he perfunctorily replied to Lin Yi: "It is said that it is a good way to organize a group gathering, just wait and see."

Lin nodded slightly. Lou Xiao'e didn't understand what he meant. Lin hugged her and whispered something in her ear. She didn't know if she understood or not. She just nodded and said "oh" several times.

Yi Zhonghai started to speak over there

"Today is the first day of the Lunar New Year. Uncle Two and Uncle Three proposed to hold a group worship. I strongly agree with this. This form is good! Harmony and love,

Since everyone agrees with this, I think we should preserve this good thing.

I suggest that we make this form of group worship a system, and then we do this group worship every year!

Here, I would like to wish you all a happy new year. I wish all members of the team happiness, health and safety. I wish you all a happy new year! "

After saying that, he bowed and signaled Liu Haizhong that he could start.

Liu Haizhong stood up and said, "Happy New Year to everyone! I have a couplet here, and I'll just say it as a New Year's greeting to everyone!"

As he said this, he began to talk to himself

"A new year brings a new atmosphere, and the spring snow is welcomed in the new year"

"it is good"

"it is good"

Everyone applauded. This is a good couplet.

Seeing everyone cheering like this, Liu Haizhong immediately started to make a couplet

"Pay attention to form and policy, and pay attention to bidding farewell to the old and welcoming the new"

Everyone was silent for a while and then applauded.

He Yuzhu: "What's so good about that! Why are you clapping for no reason?

The first part is a new word, but the second part is an old saying. This is not okay! Uncle, this is not okay! "

Liu Haizhong: "Silly Zhu, shut your stinky mouth, it's New Year's Day, you are really trying to sabotage me"

Lin Yi talked to He Yuzhu who was about to say something, and signaled him not to say anything. It was New Year's Day, so there was no need to

Yan Bugui took over the conversation and began to say: "I think what the second uncle said is very good. What's good about it? It's good that it makes me, an old scholar, no longer have to quibble about words.

Well, let me say something practical. This group visit is a good thing and we should vigorously promote it.

But some individuals insist on doing something special and bring their children to ask for money early in the morning.

What kind of behavior is this? This is shameful behavior!"

The third uncle Yan Bugui was very angry, spitting saliva from his mouth. It seemed that the old man was really distressed.

Lin Yi poked He Yuzhu from behind and said, "Hey, Master, this is about you! Did you take Qin Huairu and the other two children to ask Uncle San for New Year's money?"

He Yuzhu nodded awkwardly, and Lou Xiaoe, who was beside Lin Yi, covered her mouth and laughed secretly

"Uncle, who is this? Tell us! Let us all judge for you. How can this happen during the Chinese New Year? Didn't we agree to have a family gathering? Who doesn't have a child? Going door to door to ask for New Year's money? Who can afford it? This family without a child will suffer a great loss!"

After this person finished speaking, everyone turned their eyes to the uncle Yi Zhonghai. Yi Zhonghai's face was extremely ugly.

Yi Zhonghai cursed in his heart: Just talk, why mention children, me, you, him. I am unlucky because I don’t have children!

The man also realized that he had said the wrong thing, and immediately confessed his crime, then asked Yan Bugui who that person was.

Xu Damao said in the crowd: "Who else could it be! The one who could lead Qin Huairu's three children to do such a thing must be Sha Zhu!

Uncle, I feel very sorry for you. I have had the same experience as you. To be honest, Sha Zhu brought his three children to my house early in the morning. I had to give him some money. Sha Zhu almost beat me up. I gave him three yuan! Do you think there is such a thing? "