I asked you to cross the courtyard, why do you say such things to everyone you meet?
Chapter 4: The whole hospital meeting
The Golden Crow returns to its nest, and the Jade Rabbit rises.
A general meeting of all staff was held in the middle courtyard of the Siheyuan.
Liu Haizhong, the second uncle of the courtyard, was the first to speak. "Today we are convening a meeting of the whole courtyard for one thing: a chicken from Xu Damao's family is missing. This is a very serious matter! In our courtyard, not even a needle or thread has been lost for such a long time."
Lin Yi below responded, "Of course not. Who would steal needles and thread? Those things are not edible or drinkable."
“Hahahaha” everyone laughed
"Lin Yi, stop messing around. I'm going to continue!" Liu Haizhong continued, "A chicken was lost from Xu Damao's house, and someone else is stewing a chicken at home! Maybe this is a coincidence, maybe it's not a coincidence."
"There's no need for so many coincidences, why don't you just say that my master stole it!
Why hold a meeting for the whole academy? Just send my master to the authorities directly." Lin Yi continued,
Liu Haizhong: "Lin Yi, what do you want to do? This is a meeting of the whole institute, can't you be quiet?"
Lin Yi: "What's the matter, Second Uncle? Can't we ordinary people speak at the whole court meeting?
And second uncle, his words were too specific!
It just so happened that someone was stewing a chicken. What a coincidence.
Why are you still trying to cover it up? Why don't you just say that my master stole the chicken?
You are really good at suspecting the cook of stealing chickens."
"You" pointed at Lin Yi in his bangs,
Before he could say anything, Lin Yi blocked him and said, "What do you mean?"
"I" What did he want to say?
Lin Yi blocked it again, "What do you mean by 'I'? I'm telling you, Second Uncle, if you can't speak, don't speak. You're the Second Uncle in the courtyard! You can't even speak clearly. If you can't speak, let the First Uncle and the Third Uncle speak. You just sit down and take a rest."
Liu Haizhong is so angry!
You are such a jerk, Lin Yi, you are really trying to make trouble for me, right? Just wait and see how I deal with you.
Yan Bugui saw that Liu Haizhong was a little embarrassed, so he quickly came to the rescue, "Okay, Lao Liu, sit down and rest for a while, I'll ask the rest!"
After hearing this, Liu Haizhong finally had a way out. He glared at Lin Yi fiercely and sat down.
Lin Yi was not afraid at all and glared back.
The third uncle Yan Bugui ignored the two people who were glaring at each other and spoke directly.
"I won't say anything else, I just want to ask a question.
He Yuzhu, did you steal the chicken from Xu Damao's house?"
He Yuzhu: "No! I'm not a thief, why would I steal a chicken?"
Xu Damao next to him said, "Where did you get the chicken? Where did you get it? You must have stolen it."
He Yuzhu: "It's none of your business. I didn't steal it from you. It's not okay if I bought it!"
Yan Bugui: "Where did you buy it?"
He Yuzhu: "I bought it at the vegetable market"
Yan Bugui: "Which vegetable market? Dongdan Vegetable Market or Chaoyang Vegetable Market?"
He Yuzhu opened his mouth and said, "Chaoyang Vegetable Market!"
If it weren't for the fact that the noble lady Yanbu was so cunning and sly! After a few words, He Yuzhu revealed his true colors. He continued
"That's not right. Even if you take the bus from here to Chaoyang Market, it will take you at least 40 minutes to go there and back. I'm not even counting the time you spend buying and slaughtering chickens. When do you get off work?"
He Yuzhu was silent. He knew that what Yan Bugui said was right. He did not buy the chicken at the market, but he did not steal it from Xu Damao. If he said that he stole it from Xu Damao, he would be very upset. Everyone knew that they were sworn enemies.
Seeing that he didn't say anything, the second uncle Liu Haizhong started to show off again.
"Maybe there is another possibility. The chicken in this casserole is not from Xu Damao's family.
Everyone knows that Sha Zhu is the cook in the kitchen of our steel mill. Maybe! Haha, this chicken was brought back by Sha Zhu from the kitchen of the steel mill.
"Liu Haizhong, are you sick?" As soon as Liu Haizhong opened his mouth, Lin Yi spoke.
"How can you talk like that?" Liu Haizhong stood up.
"How can I talk? How can you talk? You keep saying that my master is a thief, who either steals Xu Damao's chickens or steals chickens from the factory. What do you mean? Do you know how to talk?
Don't you know what crime it is to steal things from the factory?
How big of a grudge do you have against my master that you want to kill him?" Lin Yi said.
The old man over there also reacted and spoke immediately,
"Okay, let's stop talking about other things. Let's not bring up the things happening in our compound.
He Yuzhu, I'll give you another chance.
Did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?"
He Yuzhu was a little hesitant when he heard this. He turned around to look at Qin Huairu, and Qin Huairu looked at him with pleading eyes.
"Consider it my theft!" He Yuzhu decided to admit it. He couldn't let a child be the chicken thief.
He admitted it, but Lin Yi refused to do it. Before the three uncles opened their mouths, he spoke up.
"He Yuzhu, are you sick? Even if you stole it, you stole it. Just admit it.
You are shameless, but I am! You are not afraid of being labeled a chicken thief, but I am afraid of that.
From now on, when people see me, they won’t call me Lin Yi anymore. Instead, they will just say, “Hey! Isn’t this the apprentice of a chicken thief?”
Where do you want me to put this side?"
"Hey! Lin Er, how can you still have face? You are Lin Er, not Lin Yi."
"Of course not. Look, he's being silly again. He stopped calling me Master and called me He Yuzhu directly."
"Go away, what do you have to do with this? Just watch the fun and don't say anything. You don't know the pain until the knife hits you.
Master, I tell you, this is not our fault, and we cannot admit it no matter what you say. Even if you don’t think about me, you should think about Yu Shui! If she goes outside and people say she is the sister of a chicken thief, what should she do?
How could she refute it? She couldn't refute it because what they said was the truth. Do you think she felt bad about it? "
Before Lin Yi finished speaking, someone else took over the conversation.
"Oh my, he's really feeling sorry for her. I was wondering why Lin Duidui reacted so strongly! It turns out he feels sorry for He Yushui!
Rainwater, listen to this sound, how intimate it is!
Silly Zhu, you don't care, your disciple is obsessed with your sister."
"Hahaha"
The scene was noisy for a while.
He Yuzhu's face turned red after hearing this.
"Go away, stop talking nonsense. If you dare to talk nonsense again, I will punish you."
Lin Yi continued, "Anyway, this chicken wasn't stolen by my master. Forget it, I'll just say it straight! I bought the chicken from my master's house when I was free and lazy.
My master was afraid that I would be reported and fined, so he was reluctant to tell me.
Isn't the rain coming back today? My master asked me to buy some to nourish the rain.
Everyone knows that Yu Shui is small and thin like a chick. It was not easy for her to go home during the holiday, so my master wanted to give her some good nourishment.
The guys in the kitchen also know that they can't do without my master.
As the saying goes, if the master has something to do, the disciple should do the hard work. I, as the disciple, will help the master run errands. Is that okay? Everyone."
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