I asked you to cross the courtyard, why do you say such things to everyone you meet?
Chapter 7: Punishing Xu Damao
As soon as Lin Yi returned to the starting point, Ma Hua came over.
"Brother, you just went to the screening. Did you see our mistress?"
"Master's wife? Which master's wife?" Lin Yi said.
"Hey! Talk nicely and don't talk nonsense." He Yuzhu sat on a chair, holding a teacup and drinking water.
"Ma Hua, you are talking about Qin Jingru, right?"
Ma Hua turned back to look at his master, and He Yuzhu nodded.
Lin Yi continued, "I did see him, but..."
"But what? Tell me now!" Ma Hua urged.
He Yuzhu also pricked up his ears to eavesdrop,
Lin Yi was too lazy to keep it a secret, "But I saw Xu Damao chatting with a little girl!
Mahua, I'm not saying anything bad about you, you are such a jerk,
You are just talking nonsense without knowing what it is like. We don't even know if this girl will like our master! Your master's wife has already called him.
What if I call you the wrong name? Are you still planning to be Xu Damao's apprentice? "
Ma Hua quickly turned around and looked at He Yuzhu, "Master, I didn't mean that."
He Yuzhu's face darkened when he heard this, "You are really a jerk."
He grinned and said, "As for that bastard Xu Damao, why don't you teach him a lesson? I can't sleep well tonight." Then he took a sip of water to calm down.
"You! You can't deal with him. The factory leaders are here! How can you deal with him? We can only listen and drink, right, senior brother?" Ma Hua said and looked at Lin Yi.
Lin Yi smiled and started working without saying anything.
He Yuzhu's eyes lit up when he heard this. "It is because of the leadership that we can deal with him. Lin Yi, bring your Lou Xiao'e here tomorrow. I, your master, will help you."
"Master, how do you treat Xu Damao?" Ma Hua asked.
"Why do kids ask so many questions? Learn from Lin Yi. Don't ask what you shouldn't ask and don't say what you shouldn't say." He Yuzhu had something else in his words, but he didn't know if Lin Yi understood it.
"Tell me, Master, tell me! My senior brother must want to know too, is it my senior brother?" Ma Hua looked at Lin Yi with a pleading face, everyone has a gossipy heart.
Lin Yi looked at Ma Hua's face and nodded helplessly.
He Yuzhu smiled and became interested.
"Xu Damao, this grandson! Drinking has three steps.
The first step is to persuade the leader with kind words. When he gets to the table, he starts to curry favor with the leader.
The second step is to persuade myself with bold words. Whenever he sits at the table, he will definitely use his usual tricks, such as one big and three small, and everything in between. "
Ma Hua: "What do you mean by one big and three small? It's all the same!"
He Yuzhu: "Haha, this has to be said that Xu Damao has a lot of crooked ideas. What? The leader is older than him, and if the leader drinks one cup, he has to drink three cups with him.
You see, there are so many leaders at this table, and he drinks three glasses of wine each. Can he still sit still after all this?"
"Hahaha, I can't sit still, so I have to crawl under the table. Master, what about the third step?" Ma Hua said.
"Hey! You Ma Hua, are you really stupid or just pretending to be stupid? Didn't you say it yourself?
Get under the table, you have blacked out!" He Yuzhu said to Ma Hua in a bad mood.
Ma Hua was embarrassed, so he continued to ask,
"Master, how are you going to treat him? He has completely blacked out and can't remember anything!"
"Hey! You are dumber than a pig, Lin Yi, you tell him."
Lin Yi shook his head, and when he saw Ma Hua looking at him, he said,
"I've drunk myself to the point of losing my memory. You can do whatever you want. When the time comes, I'll strip you naked and find a corner to throw you out all your anger."
"Hehehe, this won't do! We are from the same courtyard after all.
I'm not saying anything bad about you! Lin Yi, you are such a cruel guy!
It's winter now, if you stripped him naked and left him in a corner, he would freeze to death! This won't do, this won't do!" He Yuzhu said quickly.
After hearing this, Ma Hua subconsciously took a step back. His senior brother was really cruel. In the middle of winter, he stripped the girl naked and threw her outside. He couldn't help shivering just thinking about it.
Lin Yi: "I didn't say I would punish him. What does my cruelty have to do with you?"
He Yuzhu: "That's right. Okay, I won't ask you to help with this matter. Ma Hua, you come with me tonight."
Ma Hua: "Master, I can't do it. I can't do it. You should ask my senior brother for help!" Ma Hua said quickly.
"Come on, do you have any brains? That was just a joke, you can really freeze to death!
We are just teaching you a lesson, okay, okay, I don't need you anymore, just find me a hemp rope later."
Ma Hua: "Master, what do you want the hemp rope for?"
He Yuzhu: "Don't worry about it, just come find him."
After he finished speaking, he looked at Lin Yi again.
"Lin Yi, remember, bring Lou Xiao'e here tomorrow.
Whether she can recognize Xu Damao's true face depends on you this time.
If you don’t do well, don’t say that I, your master, didn’t help you.”
He Yuzhu patted Lin Yi's shoulder.
Lin Yi didn't say anything, but was thinking about the success rate of this matter.
The next day, Xu Damao was stripped of his pants and tied up in the canteen kitchen.
He Yuzhu was dozing off.
"Cold, hiss, so cold."
Xu Damao was woken up by the cold. He looked around.
I saw He Yuzhu taking a nap.
"Silly Zhu, untie me quickly, do you hear me, hey!" He stretched out his foot to kick He Yuzhu.
"Hey! Are you awake? Call me grandpa." He Yuzhu was woken up by Xu Damao and looked at Xu Damao and said,
"I'm telling you, you better untie it for me quickly, otherwise I'll go to the factory and sue you, believe it or not?" Xu Damao said.
He Yuzhu was not afraid at all, he stretched himself lazily,
"You! Just wait for the old ladies from our cafeteria to come and see how they deal with you! As soon as I said that, they came." He Yuzhu ignored Xu Damao.
"Brother, Brother Zhu, please don't, please don't! Untie me first, I'm just joking with you! How can I really sue you?
I'm cold! Hurry up." Xu Damao begged He Yuzhu.
He Yuzhu saw Lin Yi and Lou Xiaoe coming outside, so he deliberately raised his voice so that people outside could hear him.
"Xu Damao, you really don't understand human affairs.
Me! This is really not to harm you.
I'm helping you! Really.
Do you know what you did outside our factory wall yesterday after drinking?
If you meet a grown-up girl, just hug her and won’t let go!
That’s fine, but you took off your pants and wanted to do something bad.
It's a good thing I saw you, otherwise you would be a violent criminal now."
Xu Damao doubts "impossible"
He Yuzhu: "You can believe it if you want, or not if you don't want. If you don't want, I can't solve it for you anyway.
When the old ladies from the kitchen come in a little while, I'll tell them what happened.
Let them show you the melons. You know what it means to look at melons, don’t you? "
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