Siheyuan: I am different He Yuzhu
Chapter 1 1 Crossing caused by peeing
Yang Chenggang is 23 years old this year. He graduated from junior high school at the age of 15 but failed to get into high school. Under the arrangement of his parents, he went to New Oriental Cooking School to learn to be a chef. After three years of hard study, after graduation, he went south to Shenzhen and worked as a kitchen helper in a five-star hotel for two years. Then he returned to his hometown in a small city and became a chef in a local restaurant. The boss was a 2-year-old woman.
After Yang Chenggang finished cleaning the kitchen, he walked to the front desk and looked at the proprietress who was calculating the bill.
"Madam, I've finished cleaning the kitchen. If there's nothing else to do, I'll be leaving get off work now. Here are the vegetables I need to buy tomorrow. Please take a look."
As soon as Yang Chenggang finished speaking, he handed a piece of paper to the boss lady. The boss lady glanced at the paper and looked up at Yang Chenggang.
"Okay, then you can get off work. Drive slowly on your way home." Yang Chenggang greeted Lu Xiaofang, the waitress who was cleaning.
"Xiaofang, I'm off work now. See you tomorrow."
Yang Chenggang carried his thermos lunch box out of the door, rode his Yadi electric scooter, hummed a little tune, and returned to his rental house.
Because he got his salary today, Yang Chenggang was in a good mood and decided to have a drink to reward himself. Inside the insulated lunch box was a stew that Yang Chenggang made for himself before leaving get off work.
Yang Chenggang took out a frying pan from the kitchen, poured the stew into the frying pan, put the frying pan on the induction cooker and started to stew. Then Yang Chenggang brought out a plate of fried peanuts from the kitchen and put it on the table.
Yang Chenggang took out a bottle of Fenjiu from the box under the table, unscrewed the cap, and poured a small cup. He took a sip, picked up a peanut, put it in his mouth, and picked up a piece of tofu from the pot.
"After eating pickled vegetables and stewed tofu, the emperor is no match for me." With a mouthful of food and a sip of wine, the bottle of Fenjiu was empty before I knew it.
Yang Chenggang was drunk and didn't clean up the table. He planned to clean up the table after he woke up tomorrow. Yang Chenggang returned to the bedroom and fell asleep.
In the middle of the night, Yang Chenggang was awakened by the urge to pee. He got up dazed and prepared to go to the toilet. However, he got the wrong direction and walked to the refrigerator in the restaurant instead. He opened the refrigerator door, took off his underwear, held his brother's hand, and started peeing into the refrigerator.
After a shiver, Yang Chenggang subconsciously shook his brother, pulled up his underwear and turned to go to the bedroom to continue sleeping. However, he did not pay attention to the power strip under his feet, and accidentally tripped over the wire. Just as Yang Chenggang was about to fall to the ground, Yang Chenggang subconsciously supported himself with his hands and lay on the ground, but by chance, one of his hands happened to press on his own urine. Just as Yang Chenggang was about to get up, his urine-stained hand pressed on the power strip, and then Yang Chenggang trembled and fainted.
The next day, a local news report said: "A drunk man in our city urinated at home. He was electrocuted to death because his urine touched the power strip. We remind everyone to drink in moderation and pay attention to electrical safety."
When Yang Chenggang woke up, he felt himself lying on the bed.
"I remember that I seemed to fall down, and I shouldn't have fallen on the floor of the restaurant."
Yang Cheng just opened his eyes and saw that the roof was not the white roof of his rental house, but a traditional tile roof made of wood. Yang Cheng was just about to sit up and take a closer look at the surrounding environment to see what was going on when he felt a sharp pain in his head and passed out again.
After Yang Chenggang fainted, it was as if he had a dream. In the dream, he turned into a child and experienced again the process from birth to growing up to 11 years old.
When Yang Chenggang opened his eyes again and woke up, he looked at his child's hand while lying on the bed. He was very sure that he had experienced the legendary time travel, or the soul travel. The process of dreaming is to integrate the other person's memory, but Yang Chenggang's own consciousness is the main one.
The owner of this body is named He Yuzhu, nicknamed Shazhu. His father is He Daqing, and he has a younger sister named He Yushui. His mother died of complications during childbirth. He Yuzhu died accidentally due to a high fever, and then traveled through time.
When Yang Chenggang knew his name was He Yuzhu, he was sure that he must have traveled to the parallel universe of the TV series Love in Siheyuan. But then Yang Chenggang began to worry about the future. He had not watched the TV series, so he did not know the specific plot. He only occasionally read fan fiction adaptations on Tomato Novel, and only knew that the people in Siheyuan were more difficult than each other. Love in Siheyuan is also known as Beasts in Siheyuan, where the beasts in the courtyard compete with each other for beauty.
Each of them is "brilliant and talented", and their various beastly behaviors make people's blood pressure soar.
Yi Zhonghai, the moral master whose goal is to provide for the elderly.
Jia Zhang, the undead summoner who is crazy and worships summoning the dead.
Qin Huairu, a vampire who likes to play the role of a saintly white lotus.
He is an ungrateful person with superb stealing skills, and is known as the "King of Thieves".
A deaf old lady who takes advantage of her age and is strategically deaf.
Each one is more troublesome than the other.
And he is the unscrupulous, Qin Huairu's bootlicker, Siheyuan God of War He Yuzhu. Yang Chenggang felt very stressed just thinking about it. Fortunately, Yang Chenggang traveled to an earlier time, now is November of the 35th year of the Republic of China (1946 AD). Beijing is still ruled by the Skinheads.
With the mentality of making the best of it, Yang Chenggang calmly accepted the reality of his time travel. After all, he could not go back. From now on, he was He Yuzhu, and Yang Chenggang no longer existed. At this time, He Yuzhu remembered that in the online articles, other people's time travel had some system, at least a space or something. He Yuzhu tried to communicate in his mind.
"Master System, are you there?"
"System dad, are you there?"
"Activate the system."...
He Yuzhu tried all the methods he could think of, and finally he was helpless to determine that he didn't seem to have the legendary external plug-in benefits. He Yuzhu began to check his body to see if there was anything abnormal. After all, the absence of system plug-ins did not mean that there was no space ring or something. He Yuzhu really found a red mark on his chest like a jade pendant. According to He Yuzhu's memory, he didn't have this red mark on his body.
He Yuzhu looked at the red mark carefully. The more he looked at it, the more he felt that he had seen it before. Finally, he remembered that this mark was exactly the same as the jade pendant he wore around his neck in his previous life. Speaking of this jade pendant, the story is really a bit bumpy.
This jade pendant is the previous life of He Yuzhu, when Yang Chenggang was still studying at New Oriental. At that time, Yang Chenggang read several tomb-robbing novels and envied those people in the books who could find bargains in antique markets. So Yang Chenggang took advantage of the weekend to go to the local antique market to see if he could also be like the male protagonist in the novel, accidentally find a bargain, and then reach the peak of life and win the chance to marry a beautiful and rich woman.
But when Yang Chenggang arrived at the local antique market, he was stunned by the variety of things sold in the market stalls. On the stall of an old man, there were 6 Chenghua Chicken Cups, and a painting of the Riverside Scene at Qingming Festival. There were also bronze artifacts unearthed from the Western Zhou Dynasty and the Shang Dynasty. Although Yang Chenggang didn't understand, those bronze artifacts were definitely not from the Western Zhou Dynasty. They were probably from the Zhou Dynasty at most.
Finally, when Yang Chenggang was preparing to go home, he saw a beautifully shaped jade pendant at a stall selling jade. It felt good to touch, and Yang Chenggang liked the shape of the jade pendant very much.
"Master, how much is this jade pendant?"
"Young man, you have a good eye. This jade pendant is from the Western Zhou Dynasty. Look at its glossiness and workmanship. It must be something worn by Western Zhou nobles. Since you want it, it means you have a connection with it. I'll give you a fair price of 8 yuan."
"Uncle, do you think I'm young and easy to please? Don't even mention whether this jade pendant is worth 80,000 yuan. Do you think I can afford it? I'm still a student. Just tell me the lowest price. If you can afford it, I'll buy it. If you can't, keep it and wait for someone who is destined to buy it."
"Young man, since you really want it, I'll give you 800 yuan, not a cent less. I really dug this jade pendant out of the ground."
When Yang Chenggang heard that it would cost 800, he stood up and prepared to leave.
"Young man, don't go. If you really want to buy it, name a price and I'll sell it to you."
Yang Chenggang stopped and turned around, "80, I only have 80 yuan in my pocket, I'll buy it if it works."
"Okay, 80. I'll sell it to you for 80." Before Yang Chenggang could finish his words, the old man agreed immediately.
When Yang Chenggang saw that the old man agreed directly, he immediately felt that he had made a loss, but he had no choice but to buy it. Then he bought a red rope at the entrance of the antique market and strung it around his neck. Afterwards, Yang Chenggang searched a lot of information online and bought a professional flashlight. In the end, he concluded that this jade pendant is really jade, but the material is very ordinary. From the shape and craftsmanship, it is not the shape and craftsmanship of ancient times. It can basically be concluded that it is a modern craft, processed by machine.
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