The eldest lady became popular in the farming variety show
Chapter 3: All negative points
The accompanying staff immediately stepped forward to stop the uncle and tried to explain to him the whole story.
Jiang Hexi stood aside and asked Chu Yang, "Isn't this our fish pond?"
"Isn't it?"
Chu Yang took out the marked map from her bag, looked at it carefully again and again, and said with absolute certainty: "Sister, this is our fish pond!"
After hearing this, the uncle yelled at the top of his voice: "You are talking nonsense! I have lived in the village for decades, and this fish pond has always belonged to me!"
Jiang Hexi glanced at the blueprint and complained helplessly, "You hold the map upside down."
The surroundings became eerily quiet.
Chu Yang knew he had made a mistake, so he walked over and apologized to the uncle, "Uncle, I'm sorry, I shouldn't have caught your fish without your consent."
The uncle's anger came and went quickly. He pulled a long face and said, "Don't talk about these nonsense. Just tell me how to solve this problem!"
"Now that the fish have been caught, why not make the best of a bad situation and buy these two fish?"
Jiang Hexi looked at the director beside him and held the bucket tightly.
How could the director fulfill her wish? He insisted on his principle and said, "You don't have money and can't buy these two fish. Fortunately, you can correct your mistakes and put the fish back."
"Well," Jiang Hexi said, taking a step back: "After all, we were in the wrong first, so we still have to listen to uncle's opinion on this matter."
She walked up to the uncle and asked with a smile, "Uncle, how much does a pound of silver carp and bighead carp sell for in the village?"
Uncle: “Eight bucks.”
Jiang Hexi nodded in understanding, "Then I'll give you ten dollars, will you sell it?"
The uncle readily agreed, "Sell it!"
Jiang Hexi spread his hands helplessly towards the staff, "You have heard what the uncle said, please help the production team to advance the money, and the bill will be put in my name. I won't let the production team spend any money."
The director has learned a lot this time. It turns out that you can deny your debts in this way!
Chu Yang and Jiang Hexi returned to the wooden building and went straight to the kitchen to find Yu Xiangwan.
The three of them gathered around the water bucket, looking at the two lively silver carp and bighead carp, and discussed how to kill the fish.
"To kill a fish, you have to use a kitchen knife and hit it with a board until the fish faints, then you can gut it."
Yu Xiangwan glanced at the two of them and said, "I need a helper to hold this fish down for me so it won't swing its tail around. Who of you two can do it?"
Chu Yang humbly said, "Sister Jiang, you should do it. My hands are slippery, and they are even slipperier after touching the fish scales."
Jiang Hexi was too tired to complain about him, so he had to go ahead.
She fished a fish out of the bucket and finally pressed it to death on the chopping board. The tail of the fish splashed water all over her face.
"Wanwan, I can't hold it anymore, get off the board quickly!"
Yu Xiangwan was holding a kitchen knife, still closing her eyes to prepare herself mentally, "Wait a little longer, I'll be there soon."
"Wanwan, have you never killed a fish before?"
"I'm a novice, this is my first time killing a fish."
Yu Xiangwan opened her eyes, and she was filled with fear. She raised the kitchen knife with murderous intent. Before Jiang Hexi had time to regret, she saw her hand raised and the knife fell, and with a "snap", the kitchen knife hit the fish's head.
Jiang Hexi subconsciously shrank his shoulders and trembled all over.
Yu Xiangwan raised his knife and slashed it twice in succession. "Pa-pa-pa", the fish completely fainted.
Jiang Hexi shrank his shoulders three times in a row and was completely frightened.
Yu Xiangwan immediately put down the kitchen knife, his hands were so weak that he couldn't even lift it. The fish was just left on the chopping board, and no one mentioned gutting it again.
Yan Jie returned to the wooden building before dark.
He was followed by two happy children. As soon as they entered the yard, the two children stuffed the chickens in their arms into the chicken coop.
"Uncle, I put both chickens in the cage for you."
Yan Jie nodded with satisfaction and told them, "Uncle left some chicken legs for you, remember to come and eat them after dinner."
"Thank you uncle."
The two children happily agreed, waved their hands, and ran out.
Director Chen asked the PD cameraman to follow him in order to capture the "famous scene" of Yan Jie catching the chicken. However, who would have thought that he used two chicken legs as a reward to trick the two kids into catching the chicken for him, thus ruining the "highlight" moment.
He was just feeling angry and had no place to vent it, when something even more infuriating happened.
Shen Yingyu found an aunt from somewhere and hired her to be a nanny, saying that she would be a full-time cook and responsible for three meals a day for five people, with a daily salary of 100 yuan.
As soon as these words were spoken, the second generation applauded and celebrated.
The auntie moved skillfully. In no time she slaughtered the live chicken, gutted the fish and cleaned it, then lit two stoves to steam the fish and stir-fry the chicken. In less than an hour she had prepared three dishes and a soup, and served the food to the long table.
The evening live broadcast started again.
Director Chen looked at the sumptuous dishes on the table, and then looked at the second generation of the chaebol who had eaten without any effort. He could no longer suppress the surging anger in his chest and blamed:
"How can you afford a babysitter?"
"Auntie's salary," Shen Yingyu paused, whetting Director Chen's appetite, and then said with a sly smile, "Monthly payment."
Director Chen cursed bitterly:
"You guys are in so much debt and you're broke, yet you spend money lavishly and can't even cook for yourself, how dare you hire a nanny?"
Jiang Hexi was unhappy when he heard this.
She put down her chopsticks and wanted to have a good talk with Director Chen:
"Director Chen, if we weren't so poor, we would give you 1,000 yuan for this table, not to mention a hundred yuan a day."
The aunt was cleaning the table in the kitchen. When she heard this, she came out and was deeply moved.
"It's obvious that we took advantage of Auntie, but you insist on saying that Auntie got a huge benefit from us."
"We won't torture our stomachs with food. Besides, only when we are full can we work well and earn more money."
"This is all about mutual consent. We can afford the credit, and Auntie is happy to do it. Director Chen, what does this have to do with you?"
As soon as these words were spoken, Jiang Hexi received crazy "feeding" from his four companions, and the food in his bowl piled up into a small mountain.
Director Chen held back for a long time, and finally came up with an extremely beautiful counterattack:
"I suddenly understand why your investment has resulted in a small loss."
[What a fight! I'm used to seeing scripts on variety shows, but this is my first time watching a live documentary reality show. I have to say that only a famous director like Director Chen, who started out as a documentary director, would dare to confront the rich lady head-on! ]
[Miss Jiang's twisted logic always sounds so reasonable, hahahahaha. ]
[Her emotional intelligence is very high, and she almost made the aunt cry. ]
[I support Director Chen. Why are you pretending to be rich when you have no money? You have been sent down to the fields to farm. Why are you still acting like a rich lady? ]
[As a bystander, I support Director Chen. How can the show be effective without lighting the kitchen on fire? As a guest of the show, I support Jiang Hexi. Do whatever makes you feel comfortable.]
After dinner, Director Chen gave a scathing review of the five guests’ first variety show performances:
"Jiang Hexi bought two silver carps on credit, minus 100 points; Chu Yang mistook the pond for the one he was looking for, which almost caused a conflict, minus 200 points; Yu Xiangwan abandoned the fish halfway through killing them, minus 50 points; Yan Jie tricked a child into catching chickens, minus 100 points; Shen Yingyu hired a nanny, which was extremely bad, minus 1,000 points."
"In view of the poor performance of the five guests, the program team will re-evaluate your repayment ability. Regarding your current debt situation, what repayment plan do you have?"
The second generation in the living room didn't react much, but the netizens in the live broadcast room went wild first.
[Am I late? Why didn’t I see so many hot spots? I feel like I lost 100 million. ]
[Director Chen, are there any points that our valued netizens cannot see? ]
[The production team is such a jerk. They deliberately kept us from watching the entire show live, just to boost the ratings when it was broadcast on satellite TV! ]
[I beg for a 24-hour live broadcast. I love watching it so much! ]
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