The eldest lady became popular in the farming variety show
Chapter 5 Golden Thousand 2
Jiang Hexi had seen free-range chickens, but he had never seen a “fighting chicken” flapping its wings and gliding down from halfway up the mountain!
The scene was so shocking and the noise was so mighty, especially when they saw them throwing filth in the air and reaching the top directly.
Yan Jie and Shen Yingyu were the first to react. They turned around and ran, rushing towards the banyan tree at the speed of a 100-meter sprint.
Jiang Hexi immediately followed.
The three drones for aerial photography were urgently withdrawn, and the PD and staff who were following them also started running around frantically.
For a moment, yellow sand was flying on the path, and a large group of people were fleeing back in a mighty manner. Pheasants flew over their heads and "threw bombs" frantically. Amid the loud crowing of chickens, there were constant cries of people being "shot".
Yan Jie and Shen Yingyu rushed to the big banyan tree before the pheasant hit the ground and narrowly escaped the disaster.
Jiang Hexi was caught up by Yu Xiangwan halfway. Seeing a flock of pheasants about to fly over her head, Yu Xiangwan opened a straight-handled umbrella, pulled her over, and held her tightly in his arms.
Only Chu Yang was left behind. Seeing that there was nowhere to hide, he simply covered his head with the copper basin.
All the pheasants flying in the sky and running on the ground gathered around him. He tried his best to tighten his body, but unfortunately he was hit on the arm by the chicken droppings falling from the sky.
“Ahhhhhhh, it stinks!”
[Where did Ximei and Xiaobaiyang come from? It's so funny! ]
[Cluck, cluck, cluck, five idiots tried to collect chickens, but ended up being beaten by the chickens along the way! ]
[In the middle of the day, I was laughing so hard in the cafeteria that I sounded like a pig. People around me thought I had a choking problem.]
[The moment Yu Xiangwan hugged Ximei domineeringly, all idol dramas were so weak! ]
[I seriously suspect that Jiang Hexi is a fake daughter, otherwise how could she shout out such a vulgar slogan as "A clang of the copper basin equals a thousand ounces of gold"! ]
[Yan Jie and Shen Yingyu ran so fast, with long legs filling the entire screen. When I thought of how embarrassed they were being chased by pheasants, I laughed so hard that my legs almost broke! ]
Chu Yang wailed and ran to the stream to wash his hands.
The other four people were not much better off. They were tired and hungry, and they had to carry baskets up the mountain to collect eggs.
There are chicken coops under the shade of trees every few meters on the mountain.
Jiang Hexi walked up the drainage ditch, picking up eggs whenever she saw them and robbing chicken coops whenever she saw them. Before she reached halfway up the mountain, she had filled half a basket with eggs, which hung heavily on her arms.
Yan Jie followed her slowly, without picking up a single egg. Seeing that her basket was almost full, he stepped forward and blocked her way:
"are you hungry?"
"starving."
"Want some eggs?"
"Yes I do!"
Seeing her eyes light up, Yan Jie smiled broadly, handed the empty basket to her, took the half basket of eggs, and said as a matter of course:
"I went down the hill to boil eggs."
"and many more."
Jiang Hexi called out to him coldly, "Why is your basket empty?"
"I'm mysophobic."
Yan Jie walked down the mountain without looking back, "I'll leave the job of picking up eggs to you."
Jiang Hexi thought to himself, no wonder, he was the fastest runner when the pheasants flew down the mountain.
She went all the way to the top of the mountain and filled a basket with eggs before going down the mountain. She put the eggs together with those of Yu Xiangwan and Shen Yingyu, and counted them, a total of 382.
Mrs. Zhou was surprised and said, "This number is wrong. We have nearly a thousand chickens on our mountain. At least there should be 400 eggs. How come the egg production rate is less than 40% this time?"
Yan Jie brought a basket of boiled eggs to the table and said, "Sister-in-law, please count them again to see if they are enough."
Mrs. Zhou was extremely shocked. "Did you boil all the eggs in this half basket?"
Yan Jie: “Cooked.”
"There are at least sixty eggs in this basket!"
"Sixty-four."
Mrs. Zhou was so angry that she didn't care whether this was being filmed or not, and she yelled at the top of her voice:
"How can you be such a spendthrift? Whose chickens can eat 60 eggs at a time? A local egg sells for 80 cents wholesale, and you spent more than 40 yuan on this meal!"
Yan Jie corrected her again and said, "It's fifty-one dollars and twenty cents."
Mrs. Zhou was so angry that she almost passed out. She turned around and saw the other four people reaching into the basket, each taking a few eggs, peeling them and eating them, not taking her insults seriously at all.
Seeing that they had taken all the eggs, Yan Jie picked up the basket and walked towards the staff outside the venue, saying politely:
"There are still so many eggs left. It would be a waste if you don't eat them. And since everyone hasn't had lunch yet, take a few to fill your stomach first."
The staff was deeply moved by these words.
They didn't expect that Yan Jie, who looked aloof, was actually so considerate in real life. They all took the eggs he handed over and kept saying thank you.
Yan Jie kept saying rudely and walked around the outer field, distributing all the eggs in the basket.
When the staff member finished eating the eggs in his hand, his expression changed in a second:
"Director Chen, please settle the bill. You ate a total of fifty-four of my eggs."
"What's the bill?"
Director Chen refused to admit it and said, "You gave these eggs to the staff for free."
"I was promoting it, but I never said the word 'free'," Yan Jie said firmly, "Of course, if you cheat in front of the whole country, I can't do anything to you."
Director Chen regretted eating his eggs. He said to the finance department, "Give him the money."
Yan Jie emphasized: "One egg, two pieces."
"Mrs. Zhou just said that the wholesale price of a free-range egg is only 80 cents."
“That’s a raw egg.”
Yan Jie kindly reminded him, "You are eating hard-boiled eggs."
The finance department only gave him 41 yuan in the end, and said in a rude manner: "Jiang Hexi bought two silver carp and bighead carp on credit from the program team. Please help her pay it back."
Yan Jie looked at the few pitiful bills in his hand, glanced at Jiang Hexi who ate three eggs in a row and choked himself, and finally swallowed the words that were about to come out of his mouth.
He put the empty basket on the table, and Mrs. Zhou was so guilty that she didn't dare to say a word.
[Ximei is such a bad teammate. This is truly her first loss. She screwed over Yan Wang right from the start. Hahahahaha. ]
[Director Chen: It's hard to guard against. I was just wondering how this guy could become a good person, and he ripped me off.]
[Does this give you a sense of déjà vu of a scheming and overbearing CEO? I love it so much——]
[Sisters upstairs, welcome to join the Fan Club. From now on, we will be a loving family. ]
The village chief rode an electric tricycle and took the five people back to the wooden building again.
After eating the lunch left by the aunt, the five chaebols went back to their rooms to rest.
At four o'clock in the afternoon, the village chief came and knocked on the door again, asking them to go to the fields to work.
Jiang Hexi came downstairs in a short-sleeved shirt and long pants. Seeing that there were only three people, she immediately asked:
"Village Chief, where did Yan Jie and Shen Yingyu go?"
"They said an egg can't be sold for only 80 cents, and they rushed to the village e-commerce company to discuss cooperation."
Yu Xiangwan suddenly felt something was wrong and asked, "If they are not here, who will plow the land?"
"Aren't there still the three of you?"
The village chief had high hopes for them. "What are you afraid of with me here? I will definitely teach you to be better than them. Try to cultivate 50 acres of land this afternoon!"
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