Holding an ordinary script, pretending to be a god in various worlds

It's a lot of fun to clear the inventory here, and I can easily sell the cabbages at a low price.

In the Imperial Palace, in the Lizheng Hall.

A dozen ministers dressed in red and purple seriously discussed several issues, such as whether to lift the maritime ban, whether the newly opened research institute should be under the jurisdiction of the Ministry of Works or directly governed by the emperor, whether mathematics should be included in the imperial examination, etc.

The emperor and the emperor emeritus each occupied a throne, exchanging words from time to time.

There was no person sitting on the middle seat, but a black dog with smooth fur, lying lazily on the stool, eating grapes with its mouth open and tapping its legs with a small hammer, looking like a wealthy master.

The dog's eyes casually fell on the ministers who were arguing fiercely. Lin Zhen was about to fall asleep and felt that this kind of day was not bad.

At the same time, he felt hatred. He hated the bitch Jinghuan for turning him into a dog, and he hated the crappy system. Even the most noble dog could never compare to a human!

Lin Zhen Hei Gou swore in his heart with a firm look in his eyes that as long as he could become a human, he could do anything.

Suddenly, a familiar rough voice sounded with completely undisguised surprise:

"Oh, my dear master, you are still alive. I have almost found my next host. Aren't you delaying me?"

As he said this, the big man had an expression that said "You did something wrong, you are so ignorant". Before Lin Zhen could even get over his joy, he was so angry that veins were throbbing and his face looked ferocious.

Lin Zhen: I can only rely on the system to turn back into a human. I can bear it! WC, I'm still so angry!

The emperor beside him was startled when he saw this and thought to himself:

Could this dog be crazy? If it bites someone, it will be famous in the history books of this dynasty, saying that the emperor and his ministers all got hydrophobia and went crazy...

So he said nonchalantly: "Ahem, it's noisy here, the divine dog must be bored, someone send the divine dog back."

The emperor didn't understand, but he didn't object. Since the black dog provided the idea, it became a mascot.

Several beautiful palace maids obeyed the order and hurriedly and gently embraced the black dog and walked out.

Lin Zhen didn't think too much about it. His mind was in a mess and he only had one thought: to ask the system for help to turn into a human.

He drove away the maidservants and barked impatiently:

"System, you are finally back. I will not pursue your desertion. Please turn me back into a human. I will give you as many points as you want."

The big man slapped his thigh and laughed wildly: "Hahahahaha, it turned out to be a dog barking. This system has never seen such a miserable host. It's so funny."

Lin Zhen finally couldn't bear it anymore and started to go crazy. The dogs in the house barked shrilly and hurriedly:

"It's all because of your Dogecoin system that I got hurt. The monks and Taoist priests didn't do anything, but you ran away, leaving me to be turned into a dog. Do you have any shame?"

The big man yawned nonchalantly:

"The system also has to take a holiday, maybe it's because you're unlucky."

I have bad luck. When the loli system was there before, this time traveler had very good luck. Lin Zhen's face turned red and he was so angry that his brain short-circuited.

“But it doesn’t matter, since you are not dead yet, this system will naturally have a way to turn you into a human.

——After all, I don’t want to be laughed at by others for having a dog owner. Tsk tsk tsk, it’s too embarrassing.”

Brush, Lin Zhen was like a dead tree revived in spring, flexibly ignoring the trash talk behind him, and hurriedly asked:

"How are you going to help me? When can I become a human?"

The big man said proudly: "This system used its powerful communication skills to bribe the God of Wealth in this world. I declare in advance that you have to reimburse the money."

"I know, tell me quickly," Lin Zhen said impatiently. Money is something outside of one's body. Damn, now he regards money as dirt!

When the puppy wearing gold and silver has a heart that loves Crystal Palace literature and is determined to do so, his soul is sublimated:

"What good are gold and silver to me?"

I was delighted, thinking, my skills have not decreased, I have taken the bait.

"Nothing much," the big man rubbed his hands and winked at him:

"The God of Wealth decided to sell us a product that can turn you back into a human being, and asked us to do something for her."

"I promise, I promise." Lin Zhen's eyes were filled with tears, wetting a large area of ​​dog hair, and he said sincerely:

"Beautiful girls are indeed beautiful. The God of Wealth is good-looking and kind-hearted. Although he didn't save me before, he sold me to the royal family. I don't have to be killed and eaten casually. I can enjoy wealth and glory."

"Now that I can turn back into a human, I will be a believer in the God of Wealth from now on."

Looking at this scene with a strange look on his face, this is the legendary being sold out and still helping others count money...

Wow!

"That's good. The matter is very simple. Doesn't the God of Wealth have an enemy called Jing Huan? You should know him well. He is the leader of the monks who turned you into a dog."

Lin Zhen: While holding my breath...

"Then the God of Wealth needs a little help to fight back." The big man approached Lin Zhen with a mysterious look on his face, and then said in a loud voice:

"She wanted to use public goods for personal gain, and she would do something with public goods, such as selling them first, and then the buyers would help her use the props..."

Spit flying everywhere.

"I understand. This isn't that easy." Lin Zhen smiled confidently.

"Isn't it just a message to the emperor? Just a hint will do. I am a favorite of the royal family now!"

Just let the emperor emeritus put his name on the list and pretend to buy something. It's a simple thing and can also please the Goddess of Wealth.

"Ahem, the money still can't be less, it's the right amount."

"What did you say?" Lin Zhen's smile froze, thinking he had heard wrongly.

The big man looked at him with disdain and said confidently:

"You are already hard of hearing at such a young age. I said that the God of Wealth requires that you still pay for the treasure chest..."

"Then the goods do not belong to them, and the emperor and the retired emperor are not sick!" Lin Zhen shouted at the top of his lungs.

"So, the God of Wealth felt embarrassed and outsourced this matter to you."

The big man crossed his legs and picked his feet, saying sarcastically: "If the matter is not difficult, you don't think that the God of Wealth is kind and will help you turn back into a human for no reason, right?"

"Is there really someone so naive? No way, I don't quite believe it."

"You!" Lin Zhen felt like his lungs were about to explode.

The big man completely ignored Lin Zhen and spread his hands: "Anyway, I have already provided you with the opportunity. It depends on your own ability."

After saying that, he shook his head in dismay and pointed at Lin Zhen:

"Some people really don't have the spirit to fight. Hey, you are really the worst host I have ever led."

"Enough, shut up. I, I will try." Lin Zhen looked at the big man with extreme disgust and said loudly.

"Then I wish you immediate success." Beep, the screen suddenly closed, and the big man's half-smile disappeared.

The black dog was left spinning around anxiously. The palace maid outside the house listened to the barking of the dog, feeling worried and scared. She asked someone to tell the emperor about the strange behavior of the divine dog.

The Emperor: That’s right, he must have gone crazy!

…………

After dealing with Lin Zhen, he stretched himself, decisively abandoned Lin Zhen, and flew back.