Holding an ordinary script, pretending to be a god in various worlds

In the 15th year of Hongwu, the country was at peace and the people enjoyed peace for a long time.

Thunder suddenly roared in the sky, followed by silver lightning that cut through the sky. Bean-sized raindrops fell down, scattering the vendors and pedestrians on the street.

A middle-aged short man hurriedly packed up the things on the stall and ran away with one foot deep and one foot shallow.

After stepping into a puddle, the short man tui cursed:

"Damn it, the road is full of potholes. The damn officials only know how to collect money and don't even bother to repair the road."

He cursed heartily, but he didn't see the little white snake coiling in the dark corner of the eaves sticking its head out and looking at him with ill intent.

The system breathed a sigh of relief when it saw the short man running away.

It was a close call. If that kick hadn't hit the puddle, the host would have been stepped on...that would have given someone an opportunity.

Ling Xiao lowered his snake head, swearing angrily:

"I have no luck in getting rich, I have no wife or daughter, and I am poor and destitute. You might as well lend me a hand."

No wonder she is so irritable, she is not even a human being in this world!

This world was just taken over by the Lord God. According to Ling Xiao:

The newly married concubine was half-hearted and was acting capricious, so the Lord God had to give her some face and coax her.

So Ling Xiao could only reincarnate as a little white snake that had just hatched from its shell.

The system's earnest persuasion:

"There is no future for eating humans, and eating humans does not necessarily make you a monster..."

Oh my god! When someone's host turns into an animal, his first thought is not to cultivate to become an immortal, but to try to eat a human to become a demon. That's too fierce.

He also said:

"And it's just a temporary measure. Your human body will return to normal and your strength will slowly recover."

Ling Xiao sneered, and swung his tail at the system light ball, which was covered with rain: "Oh, will it take twenty years or fifty years?"

The system didn't even dare to tremble, feeling extremely guilty. It was because he had chosen this world to be such a rip-off.

Guang Tuanzi stuttered, his eyes wandering:

"This is hard to say. Our mission this time is to change the original world line. We can do whatever we want. Changing the world line a little bit will make the speed much faster."

He carefully observed the expressions of others:

“Isn’t it much better if you think about it this way?”

"You big head ghost, this time there is no cheat, you have to rely on yourself for this kind of crappy mission."

Ling Xiao glared at the system fiercely. He looked angry on the surface, but he was very calm in his heart. He understood that this was actually what the Lord God wanted.

Her injuries have recovered a lot, and now is the best time to erase all traces of the previous family.

…………

In a small village a hundred miles away from the capital, a little girl in ragged clothes ran out of her house, wiping her tears. A high-pitched female voice came from behind her:

"Erya, you bastard, you dare to run away? If you run away, don't come back. If you come back, I will beat you to death..."

The little girl ran away in panic. The insults behind her penetrated into her heart like poison, making her heart and liver ache.

She didn't dare stop, because she would die if she stopped!

In the middle of the night, I heard the words: "It's just a little girl. If you give her up, she's worth six taels of silver. This is her life."

The eldest grandson of a wealthy family in the village just passed away, and the Taoist priest they invited said that if he didn't find a husband, his soul wouldn't rest in peace in the underworld...

I kept running until my legs were like a stick and seemed to break. I looked up and found that I had run to the edge of the mountain. It was pitch black all around and there was a small land temple in front of me.

Wow, there were bursts of wolf howling coming from the distant mountains. Erya was so scared that she trembled and ran into the temple.

Don't expect this kind of small temple in the countryside to be clean and luxurious, it's just a small one.

The statue of the land god enshrined above also looked crude. In the middle of the night, he did not look kind, but rather a bit ferocious.

There were several cakes on the altar. Erya huddled under the table and ate the cakes without any scruples.

The cake was very hard and had some moldy spots on it. As I ate it, a few tears fell on my cold calves, which were not covered by my pants.

A gust of night wind blew by, and a thick, long black shadow enveloped Erya.

Looking up, she saw a white snake that was thicker than her, coiling in circles. The standing part of the snake reached the top of the temple, and its scales were as white as jade.

Fear overwhelmed Arya, and she couldn't even scream. Then she heard a lazy and charming female voice coming from the snake's mouth:

"Little guy, you ate my cake"

Snake, the snake can talk!

Erya was terrified, and recalled some monster stories told by the old people in the village. She turned pale with fear, closed her eyes and screamed:

"Snake Immortal, please spare me. I am just a girl. I don't have any yang energy to absorb. My meat is not tasty. I, my favorite thing to eat is shit!"

This development first made everyone stunned. Ling Xiao almost couldn't help laughing, and the system laughed and ran around on the ground:

“Hahahahahahahahahaha, where did this weird thing come from?”

After the host recovered a little, he found a temple and chose to wait and see, trying to find another way. If he couldn't transform into a human for the time being, he would capture a pet to do the job.

Who would have thought that the first person I met would have such a unique mind.

Erya felt that she was very smart. When she saw that there was no movement around her, she breathed a sigh of relief and thought that what she said worked.

The God of Land might have been eaten by the monster, so the monster said that this was its cake.

The monster was so powerful and he couldn't defeat it, so he had to give up the idea of ​​eating him.

Female monsters all absorb Yang energy. Luckily, I am not a man. I am just afraid that they will eat my flesh. In this case, I will just say that I eat shit...

"If you don't open your eyes, I will really eat you"

The charming female voice carried a snake-like chill, which frightened Arya so much that she immediately demonstrated what it meant to have piercing eyes.

The white snake stretched out its bright red tongue, hissing, and stared at the eight or nine-year-old girl in front of it with its cold eyes, and slowly spoke:

"This demon has been cultivating for nearly a thousand years. If I survive the thunder tribulation, I will be able to make great progress. Who knew that there is still a favor that I have not repaid, which has caused me to fail in my tribulation..."

Erya couldn't hide her joy: "Isn't that me?"

That's how the story goes, the monster comes to repay the benefactor, I didn't expect that Erya would be so lucky.

Well, forget about marrying her. She’s a female monster, so she’ll need gold, silver and treasures.

The white snake said neatly: "You wish."

The system replied: "Don't think too much, tool man."

"This demon survived the thunder tribulation and was severely injured. I can't even maintain my human form, but I must find my benefactor as soon as possible to repay him, so someone needs to help me."

White Snake Ling Xiao slowly approached Erya and said faintly: "Are you willing?"

Yes, I would like to very much!

Erya squeezed her legs together to resist the urge to go to the toilet, and nodded frantically. Oh my god, the venom dripping from the fangs directly melted a big hole in the ground.

"That's good," White Snake Ling Xiao nodded, and after completing the first step, he continued: "You will be my disciple from now on, and you can call me Liu Xian."

Erya opened her mouth and wanted to ask why he was called Liuxian. It was not as if the willow tree had become a spirit. The word "xian" was easy to understand, but the word "vain" was not the same as Wang Laokou, the village entrance's master, who was called scholar just because he read two lines of poetry.

Liu Xian Ling Xiao didn't pay attention to her thoughts, otherwise she would have been on a roller coaster ride.

…………

Under the cover of night, the white snake shrank inch by inch, and finally became as thick as a jade hairpin. It wrapped around Erya's half-black and half-yellow wrist, causing goose bumps.

Erya: "Liu Xian, where can we go to find your benefactor to repay our gratitude?"

"Capital," Ling Xiao replied, "In the fifteenth year of Hongwu, the Empress Ma is about to die."