Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Water, water, water..."

While Jiraiya was making a fuss, the Traveler also woke up. The first thing he said was a standard protagonist template.

Albedo originally wanted to serve a bowl of hot soup to his friend, but he didn't expect that this white-haired old man would not tolerate him at all and actually pulled the traveler up.

He was still muttering, "As a man, you should stop being so delicate. Come on, get up and move your body."

The traveler really had no way to deal with Jiraiya, but Jiraiya did see through everyone's current physical condition.

Generally speaking, except for Jiraiya himself, no one else was seriously injured. It was just that they were exposed to the wind and snow for a long time, their bodies were frozen stiff, and their mental strength was overly squeezed, which led to coma.

So in fact, as long as you move your body around, you will recover quickly.

Judging from the chakra perception, Orochimaru should have woken up a long time ago. But this guy was very stupid. When he didn't understand the situation, he just lay there pretending to be dead and silently observed the situation.

The situation was similar for Kabuto Yakushi. Kurumi, Eura, Bennett, and Fischl also woke up one after another.

For a moment, no one seemed to have come out of the memory of that dream or not, making the place with so many people so quiet and a little strange. And Hu Tao walked out of the room silently.

Snow and ice were flying everywhere. Albedo and Diluk wanted to stop this inexplicable little girl, but they were stopped by Jiraiya and the Traveler.

He just silently watched Hu Tao standing alone in the snow, making the already quiet environment even more dead silent.

The strange silence was not broken until Paimon suddenly yawned softly, stretched and stood up, looking sleepy.

"Ah~ It's so warm. It feels like I slept for a very long time. But I had a terrible dream." Paimon said cutely.

Then Paimon realized the environment he was in, and clapped his hands happily and said, "Huh? So many people? Looks like the mission is over! We can have a celebration party! Party! Party! There are so many delicious foods~"

Many occasions do need people like Paimeng. His cheerful chatter can break the gloomy atmosphere.

"Huh? Albedo and Master Diluk? How come the two of you are together? No, no, it feels a little weird that you two know each other."

It seemed that after the excitement wore off, Paimon discovered Diluk and Albedo who were cooking soup.

(The island should not be considered a plot, but in the big world, Albedo and Diluk at least exchanged letters, and there is a letter from Diluk in Albedo's camp.)

"No matter what, we have all worked together in the Knights of Favonius. And Master Diluc, it would be strange if you don't recognize such a great man. Be careful, the soup is a little hot."

Albedo was puzzled by Paimon's confusion, but he still gently scooped up the hot soup from the pot for everyone and poured it into bowls very skillfully.

Compared to the difficulty that Albedo normally has in putting medicine into test tubes, this is really child's play.

"Wow! It smells so good! Actually, I just feel like you two both have stuffy personalities and don't seem like you can be good friends with each other."

Paimon said this as he unceremoniously scooped a large mouthful of soup into his mouth, then screamed in pain from the scalding.

I feel a little embarrassed looking at the traveler. What a shame! He has eaten so many delicious meals during such a long trip. Why doesn't he learn his lesson?

Looking at this situation, Eula, who had a sharp tongue but a soft heart, carefully used the power of the element of ice to slightly lower the temperature of everyone's soup.

"Wow! Thank you Eula! You are so gentle~ And this soup is so delicious! Albedo is really suitable to be a chef! Apart from the chefs in Liyue, the soup cooked by Albedo is the most delicious one Paimon has ever tasted!" Paimon took a big sip with satisfaction.

Eula was very skilled in controlling the properties of ice, and she controlled the temperature just right, just enough to be swallowed, but also enough to warm up the whole body.

Listening to Paimon's praise, Albedo was neither sad nor happy. Eula blushed, and immediately pinched her waist and said, "What's the point of thanking me? Really, I'll remember this!"

As everyone looked at the steaming hot soup in front of them, they finally couldn't help but start to wolf it down.

"It's so cold!" Bennett, who was always miserable, felt completely chilled after just one sip.

"Oh, sorry! Bennett, the elemental power of the Dragon Ridge Snow Mountain is too chaotic, especially the ice elemental power, which is not well controlled." The gentle Eula apologized immediately.

It's just that Bennett has long been accustomed to this kind of situation. When bad luck becomes a normal thing, there are no more complaints.

Master Diluk, with a sullen face, served Bennett another bowl of soup with a nonchalant expression.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh~ The food served by this minister really suits my taste. Not bad, not bad, worthy of praise."

Fischl's eyes, which were originally lifeless, spoke with bright eyes after she drank a mouthful of the thick soup.

Before she knew it, she had used her elemental combat skills to summon her most loyal servant, Oz, to serve as her Fischl translator.

"Miss, what I mean is that this soup is delicious."

Seeing everyone return to their original state, Paimon's eyes were wet for some reason. It was just a nightmare, but he felt like he was about to lose everything.

Just as everyone was enjoying the food, Paimon suddenly realized that the number of people seemed to be wrong.

"Emmm, the Traveler, the Lecherous Immortal, Eula, Fischl, Bennett, the Cold-blooded Animal, the Very Awesome Follower... Huh? Where's Walnut?"

In response to Paimon's question, everyone stopped drinking their soup at the same time and turned their eyes towards the door.

Even though Paimon might be stupid and foolish, he could still be aware of such an obvious look.

Following everyone's gaze, Paimon opened the wooden door of the cabin with some effort, wanting to call Walnut in to enjoy the food together.

Unexpectedly, Hu Tao was kneeling alone in the snow, with two small mounds of ice and snow in front of him.

A simple wooden board was inserted on the small mound. Although the board was simple, the words engraved on it were very dignified and majestic. It was just like a pen for the opening of a new store.

Through the wind and snow, Paimeng could vaguely see a few large characters.

"Tomb of Roald, the Hero of Mondstadt"

"Tomb of Uku, the Chronicler of Shar"

……

Isn't all this a dream or an illusion? Why... do we need to erect tombstones for Roald and Uku? Will everyone in the dream also die?

Paimon looked at the wounds on Jiraiya's body with some uncertainty. Although Jiraiya had tried his best to cover them up, the wounds were too dense to be avoided.

Seeing all this, Paimon couldn't help but burst into tears.

It turns out that everyone is trying to maintain their usual appearance just to avoid getting sad.

We are all gentle and kind people... But why do some people always want to create a new order and a new world? We are all living well! Why do we bring pain to this world?

Born at the time of birth, die at the moment of death...

(About Roald and Rodney, Rodney means servant in English.

Roald is a great adventurer in Mond who has a bad memory and cannot remember his own name. After being controlled by the "Doctor" consciousness, he confusedly remembered his name as Rodney.)