Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Everyone, I heard before that Mr. Jiraiya and Mr. Orochimaru both have the ability to connect to the original world and perform space summoning.

It is just that due to the spatial barrier between the worlds, it cannot be used as desired. However, the claws of the Beast Realm Hound have the ability to temporarily break through this spatial barrier.

To this end, I used the alchemical materials I had on hand and a small amount of the claws of the beast hound to make this device."

Looking at the noisy table, Albedo just dealt with it casually, and then took out a sophisticated device.

Using such a calm tone, he took out something incredible!

As Albedo finished speaking, the noisy table suddenly became quiet. Everyone's eyes were fixed on Albedo's hands.

The device looked like an ancient forehead protector, and it seemed that this design was deliberately adopted considering that Jiraiya usually wore a forehead protector with the word "Oyaki" on it.

The forehead guard is mainly black and yellow, and it has a pompom similar to the one on Yunjin's hat brim. It is full of Liyue style. The pattern painted on it is also similar to the Chengying folding fan.

I can only say that Albedo is indeed a genius. The ceiling-level painting skills were seen by the travelers when they first went to the snowy mountains. And the appearance design of this product is no less impressive.

"In terms of design, I deliberately adopted a style similar to that of the Chengying Folding Fan, and I chose the Liyue style to match it. If you are not satisfied, I can still make adjustments. This is for Mr. Orochimaru and Mr. Kabuto."

As Albedo spoke, he took out a pair of earrings and a pair of round-framed plain glasses. In appearance, they were no different from those worn by Orochimaru, Kabuto, and the others.

"You two have the same ability. Since there are no new items to match, I didn't make any special changes. If necessary, I can change its form at any time. This is also a way to repay you for helping Mondstadt save people and rescuing Klee."

As she was talking, Klee came out from the corner of the table, attracting the attention of the drunk Jiraiya. This little guy really needs to be guarded against, because you never know when he might make a bomb...

Kabuto is a person who has almost forgotten himself, so he naturally doesn't care. And how could Orochimaru, who is so particular about aesthetics, deny the beauty he has decided on?

As a person who longs for power, it would be great if he could get the power he once deserved. Without being too shy, they nodded and accepted Albedo's gift.

"Now that I have acquired a new ability, I might as well give it a try."

As Mr. Lu said this, he put down the grape juice in his hand. This guy who runs a winery doesn't drink alcohol himself...

After hearing the owner's words, the drunk Jiraiya no longer refused and stepped on the dining table and said in a serious manner, "Then I will show you my ugliness!"

The drunk people clapped and cheered without thinking much.

It was not until the traveler, who had not drunk any alcohol, finally realized what was going on and looked at Paimon, who was still clapping and cheering foolishly, with his pupils trembling.

"Traveler?" Looking at the traveler's surprised eyes, the silly Paimon finally remembered something.

The next second he shouted and rushed towards Jiraiya.

"Wait a minute! You lecherous immortal! We are still inside the house!" But how could the speed at which the two of them ran be as fast as Jiraiya's speed in forming hand seals.

Even if the two wanted to push Jiraiya out, the disparity in strength still made it impossible to move Jiraiya even a little bit...

At the moment when Jiraiya pressed his finger, seeing the familiar movement, the drunken Kurumi and Bennett remembered the fear of being dominated by the giant frog! BGM starts!

In a puff of dust, with Diluk and the others' jaws almost dropping to the ground, a giant frog as big as a mountain appeared in front of Jiraiya and the others.

"It's all that bastard Kaeya's fault..." Diluk muttered incoherently.

It seems that seeing half of the house exposed to the sky was a bit of a blow... Fortunately, Mr. Lu is not a person who values ​​money like Ningguang and Duoli. Otherwise, I'm afraid he would cry.

"Jiraiya! What powerful enemy is there again? Do you need to summon me out?"

The loud voice echoed throughout the Dawn Winery, startling the crystal butterflies and causing them to fly away. The well-trained servants immediately rushed into the basement and took out various weapons.

"Why are you here looking drunk?" Jiraiya staggered and stepped on Gamabunta's back.

However, this Toadbunta also looked staggering, as if he had drunk a lot.

"I'm not drunk! You know what? After so many years, suddenly it was said that Jiraiya is still alive. We were so happy that we held a big party! Remember to come and have a few drinks with me!

Haha, in this case, who knows where Minato is hiding. Let’s go, let’s go have a few more drinks!” Wenta said as he was about to jump.

"Eh? Eh? Wait for us!" Seeing Jiraiya about to run away, Paimon became anxious.

Who should we ask for compensation for the Dawn Winery? They hurriedly grabbed the traveler and tried to flee, but before Wen Tai jumped, they could only grab the corner of Wen Tai's clothes. They felt the feeling of being swayed by the wind for a while.

The drunk giant toad shuttled across the vast wilderness and leaped towards the bright moonlight. I think this will become another legend for Mondstadt adventurers.

"Ahem. We, the Knights of Favonius, will compensate you." Captain Jean, who already had a headache from drinking, now had an even worse headache.

Klee didn't cause any trouble, but Jiraiya is old, but he still causes a lot of trouble! Fortunately, there is the magical Albedo who can clean up the mess.

"Hello? Are you feeling better?"

An extremely gentle girl's voice reached his ears. The voice was so soft and pleasant that even Jiraiya was drunk and passed out.

He jumped up immediately and said coolly, "I am Jiraiya, the Toad Sage of Myōboku Mountain. I wonder what your name is..."

Jiraiya wanted to say something more, but because of his hangover he couldn't help but vomit.

"Ah? Are you okay? This is the hangover soup I prepared in advance. It's made with the hooked fruit from Benlang Ridge. It's a little bitter, so I added some Luoluomei on purpose. It shouldn't be so bitter."

Jiraiya was a little dazed looking at the short-haired maid in white armor in front of him. At this moment, the maid was holding a hangover soup in her hand. Every move she made was extremely gentle.

The wind brings the fragrance of dandelions, carries the windmills around, and brings a breath of freedom.

"Is this heaven? Are you the angel who came to greet me?"

Jiraiya drank the hangover soup in the maid's hand, and then continued to say cheesy love words, completely ignoring the situation around him.

Because the noise made by Toad Wentai's landing was so loud, the area was now surrounded by Mond people, who were watching with curiosity.

"Inazuma's traveler, this is not heaven, it's Mondstadt. And I'm not an angel either, I'm Noel, an apprentice knight of the Mondstadt Knights of Favonius."

Everything is beautiful but with some discordant voices - the growing number of fools.

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