Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

Orochimaru used to occasionally drink with Jiraiya.

But how to say it, he often just feels bitter and cannot enjoy any proper happiness. He does not understand the pleasure that people get when dopamine takes over their brains after drinking.

This was different, but after drinking Diona's glass of wine, a warm current called happiness washed back and forth between my body and mind. It was so delicious that even a cultured person like Orochimaru would find it difficult to use appropriate words to describe the deliciousness of the wine.

No wonder, Diona is the kind of person who can brew fine wine with horse urine, not to mention that she put a lot of effort into brewing it this time.

It turns out that wine can also be understood, so Orochimaru will also be understood one day...

"Diona, huh? Thank you."

After Orochimaru thanked him, he led Kabuto out of the Cat's Tail Tavern. At this time, the Fatui dared to breathe heavily. Even when facing those eccentric executives, they had never been so frightened.

They didn't dare to do anything else. After paying for the drinks and compensating for the broken furniture, they fled away in disgrace, carrying the ignorant Kart.

While Orochimaru was enjoying the wine brewed by Diona, Jiraiya had forced countless amounts of wine into those officials' mouths.

In the entire angel's gift, there was only one tall figure who was standing on the table and shouting arrogantly:

"I am the Toad Sureido Sage of Myoboku Mountain. I am a true man who has won the hearts of women. I am a master of ninjutsu. I love pretty ladies. Everyone in the village knows me. The Jiraiya-sama that everyone knows is me."

As for the other politicians and businessmen who forced the young girl to drink with an official tone, they had already been drunk to the point of vomiting and having diarrhea. Besides the drunkards, the tavern was filled with the foul smell they emitted.

In such an environment, Jiraiya's actions and words would only be regarded as the funny behavior of a drunk.

But in Noel's eyes, Jiraiya was so tall and majestic at this moment!

He didn't even notice that he stepped on the high-ranking Fatui official lying on the ground. He trotted over to Jiraiya and said to him with a slightly flushed face, "Um, Master Jiraiya. Are you drunk again?

Noelle immediately started to make you a hangover soup. Oh, no, we've run out of hookberries and lollies.

Please wait a moment, I will go pick them for you."

Seeing Noelle's anxious look, since he couldn't understand anyway, the slightly tipsy Jiraiya just nodded blankly.

Before he could react, Noelle disappeared out the door.

After Noelle left, Jiraiya sat back down on the chair, squinting his eyes and trying to fall asleep.

But it seemed that he didn't sleep for long and was immediately woken up by someone.

"Old man, don't go to sleep yet. Pay for the drinks first." The person who spoke was the bartender Charles.

If Diluk was here at this moment, his red hair would be really furious. This, this, this! How can they be so angry?

"Drink money? Of course the loser pays..."

As Jiraiya said this, he habitually went to search for the fallen Fatui officials, but after searching for a long time, he didn't see anyone.

I quickly stood up and looked, only to find that the place was already empty.

"Them? They have all paid for their drinks and have been taken back by their men. Now you, old sir, are the only one who has not paid for your drinks."

……

Jiraiya was a little helpless, he missed Naruto and Tsunade. At least with them around, Jiraiya didn't have to worry about not having a place to buy on credit.

The memory of blowing up the Dawn Winery after getting drunk came back to his mind. He felt really bad for blowing up someone's house and buying things on credit.

Just when Jiraiya was feeling a little embarrassed, Noel, who looked exhausted, pushed the door open again.

Only then did Jiraiya notice that it was already night outside. A breeze blew across Jiraiya's cheek, bringing a slight chill. He was much more sober.

All I saw was Noelle, who was smiling.

"Great, Lord Jiraiya. You're awake! This is the sobering soup I made for you." Noel said as he handed over the bowl of the medicinal soup that Jiraiya was familiar with.

Looking at Noel covered in dust and leaves, and then looking at the clock hanging on the wall, it looked like Noel had been busy for more than ten hours... just for this bowl of sobering soup?

Jiraiya was really glad that he had just fallen asleep. Otherwise, with his attitude of not listening to it in one ear and not listening to it in the other, he might have left here long ago.

How disappointing this girl would be! Thinking of this, Jiraiya immediately took the hangover soup and drank it in big gulps. What kind of angel is this! !

"How much does Jiraiya-sama owe for drinks? Shall I pay for it?"

Noelle said as she tried to reach for her purse, but was immediately held down by Jiraiya.

If he lets a girl pay for him, then Jiraiya, as a man, will lose the last bit of his dignity!

"No, I'll find a way to pay for it myself. How can a girl pay a man?"

While Jiraiya was talking, Kaeya finally pushed the door open and walked in. Fortunately, this guy had some conscience and didn't abandon him completely.

Since the winery is also his, then this bar should also be one of his businesses, right? Can you afford a meal and drinks?

Kaia has a conscience, but not much…

"Oh my, don't look at me like that. The salary paid by the Knights of Favonius is very low. Look at how expensive the wine you drink is. I can't afford it. Of course, if you are willing to ask the captain to raise my salary, I can help you negotiate it. Hehe."

Jiraiya followed Kaeya's gaze and saw that the jar of old wine he had given him at the beginning was worth 100,000 Mora! After this meal, Jiraiya owed at least 200,000 Mora!

Even Ningguang in Liyue could hear what Kaeya was thinking!

"Really? They are so troublesome. Okay... just consider it as compensation. We'll pay it. Oh!"

Paimon and the Traveler also returned from Orochimaru. In just one day, Orochimaru and the old man Jiraiya were causing trouble everywhere.

But it must be said that this old guy is very smooth in dealing with things. This trick of the Fatui not only made them a lot more honest, but also made them not complain.

This way, Captain Jean and the Knights of Favonius can be much more relaxed.

Looking at Charles' quotation, Paimeng, who was about to pay, felt his heart bleed!

"Hey! After all! I'm a girl too! Why didn't you stop me from paying you!" After seeing the purse being taken away by Charles, Paimon finally couldn't help but roar at Jiraiya.

You clearly said that just now, why do you act like you farted now?

Jiraiya, on the other hand, whistled as if it had nothing to do with him.

Naruto, you can rest assured now, right? Master, I am living a happy life in this world.

(I can't be cold!)