Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

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"Is it flattery or the horse?" Paimon always felt something was wrong after listening to Kaeya's words.

"Oh my, did you hear that? Anyway, have a nice trip and see you next time. I think the people of Mond will be even more welcoming when you come back. Bring Noelle back soon."

Kaia said this frivolously, and at this moment, the city gate was already full of Mondstadt people. They were not reluctant to see him off, but rather resentful. Their Noelle!!

Unable to look the people of Mondstadt in the eye, the Traveler and the others could only dejectedly ride on the horses prepared by Kaeya and follow Sister Beidou's team.

The breeze blew gently, accompanied by bursts of fruity fragrance.

"Come to think of it, these past few visits have been very rushed. It was the same last time in Liyue. I had to leave before I even saw many old friends."

Looking at the distant Mondstadt, Paimon couldn't help but sigh. Ever since he met the lecherous immortal, the trip had become much more thrilling.

Although I often encountered demon-level guys in the past, it was not so frequent.

"You guys are really in a hurry. You plan to go to Inazuma without any preparation? What? Are you planning to let that slick guy Kaia freeze the sea all the way there?"

Beidou said jokingly. She didn't like Kaia very much. Although they were all one-eyed, Kaia wasn't passionate at all. He seemed more like someone who would hide behind the scenes.

"How about giving it a try next time?" The traveler actually thought about it seriously...

"That's impossible! No matter how you think about it, it's impossible, right? And even if you can do it, Kaia won't agree!

Really, what kind of weird things are on your mind? Oh, I didn't expect that I would often hang out in two big taverns during my stay in Mondstadt.

I haven't seen that guy Wendy. I don't know what he is doing now."

Just as a few people were chatting, there was a sudden banging sound coming from the wine barrel of the cargo cart behind them.

"Rat? That shouldn't be it?"

This scared the sailors around. Even the rats in the rainforest area like Xumi wouldn't be this big, right?

Just as they were still wondering, a green hat suddenly opened the lid of the wine bottle, and a drunk guy came out.

"Oh, I think I heard someone calling me?"

The drunk guy just opened his mouth when he was picked up by the quick-handed Beidou with one hand, "Good boy, you stole the wine and even stole it from your aunt?"

"Hey~ flying is faster than running, right?" The drunk man was still talking nonsense.

However, the travelers recognized the person at once. It was really Wendy who brought the devil to light!

"Wendy! Wow, hiding in a wine barrel. It sounds outrageous, but why does it feel like everything Wendy does is normal?" Paimon didn't show any surprise.

"Traveler, do you know him? Um...her?" Sister Beidou repeated "he" again, obviously unable to determine the gender after seeing Wendy's delicate face.

Previously, I just had a preconceived notion that only men would steal alcohol.

"That person is the Wendy we were just talking about, a bard. He is our friend. Sister Beidou, please let him go." Paimon flew forward and pleaded.

"He is the best Mondstadt poet in the world~"

Beidou slowly looked into the barrel, only to see that the barrel, which was more than half a person's height, was actually empty! This drinking capacity was not that of an ordinary person. Even a sailor who was good at drinking would probably need a week to finish this barrel of wine.

And the man in front of me looked like he only took one night?

"Did you drink this whole barrel of wine?" asked Sister Beidou.

But Wendy shook her head.

I knew it, how could there be someone who can drink so much, Beidou was sighing.

Wendy suddenly spoke up again: "Hey~ And the bucket next to it. I'm afraid it will be discovered that I filled it with water. Don't tell anyone. Burp~"

...Wendy seemed to be really drunk. How could he confess himself? His IQ was so touching that Paimeng was speechless.

"Hahaha! Good boy, since you are the friend of the travelers, you are also my friend of Beidou.

This wine is just an invitation for you, but since you boast that you are the best Mondstadt bard.

Sing a song that pleases me and pay for the wine. That shouldn't be too much, right? "

As everyone was chatting, the wheels rolled forward and they could already glimpse the tall Wind-Rising Tree in the distance.

There is a statue of the Seven Heavens God silently watching for people's arrival, and a large number of crystal butterflies are dancing around the huge sacred tree.

Suddenly, Wendy took out his guitar strings.

"The old man is looking for his way home.

He came on the water and left on the wind.

The young man turned to his right,

The road to finding relatives and friends is long.

Sigh!

The girl follows her heart and enters her destiny.

Some people hear about the sufferings of the world.

To mend the sky with one's own body,

The old man is angry and the young man is sad.

Why doesn't the spring breeze caress her?

Why didn’t I see him on the way home?

......"

The singing was so ethereal and clear that it seemed to linger around the wind-blown tree for a long time. Everyone who listened to it got goose bumps all over their bodies.

In a daze, I seemed to hear some ancient epic story.

"Wendy, what are you singing?" Paimon flew forward and asked.

Wendy suddenly fell asleep again, and was able to sleep even when being held by Beidou. I really admire this guy.

"No matter what he sings, it sounds good and I like it very much! It's enough to pay for the wine." Beidou said and stuffed Wendy back into the wine barrel.

Now that we have arrived at Fengqidi, Yingxiang Beach will not be too far away.

"Sail! Set sail!"

When Wendy woke up again, she found herself on the vast ocean.

The huge Death Star is moving away from the coast little by little.

"No matter what, it's not good to drag someone out to sea without consent, right?" Wendy said this, but she was enjoying the sea breeze.

I heard that Inazuma is organizing some kind of Rongcai Festival recently, it should be very interesting, right?

"Wendy, you're finally awake. What's the meaning of the poem on the shore? It sounds so tragic. Can you tell Paimon about it?"

"Ah? What poem? Maybe I wrote it casually when I was drunk. I can't remember it at all."

"What! What a bummer!"

Paimon flew to the side angrily, and a large group of sailors gathered on the deck, as if they were going to join in some fun. How could someone like Wendy miss such fun?

"Oh my, that little girl didn't come last time. Really, la la la! I didn't win in eating, so how can I lose to a girl in arm wrestling? Come on, just use all your strength. If you can make me move back a little, I lose."

Xu Liushi showed off his strong muscles, vowing to wash away the shame of the last time! He usually carried goods in the wind and sun and resisted the storm.

The sailors have absolute confidence in their own strength, not to mention that they are sailors on the Death Star!

However, the next second, shame once again pierced Xu Liushi's face... He was killed instantly by a delicate-looking little girl!

Is there anything more humiliating than being killed instantly like this?

There really is...

"Oh! I'm so sorry! You asked me to use my full strength and I accidentally overdid it!"

That means Noelle is sincerely apologizing to you now...

(Same as before, 5, 70, 1 piece)