Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to Qing Wuxie for sending the reminder talisman~)

"Don't! Please...don't!"

The young Jiao was looking at the wailing man in front of him in confusion, but his hands were still ruthlessly carving the mark of a prisoner on the man.

This is Kakuzu's job in the ninja village, capturing defectors, locking them up in cells, and then assigning people to guard them strictly.

Kakuzu had captured many criminals like this, so many that he was too lazy to count them. After all, his own ninja village, Taki no Kuni, was just a small force sandwiched between the five major countries.

There are naturally many people who want a better life, but those who are caught are different, some are angry and some are numb.

But what puzzled Kakuzu the most was these wailing people. They had clearly abandoned their country and ninja village, so why did they show such a sad expression? It was really sad and ridiculous...

After Kakuzu resolutely threw the man into the special prison, he turned and looked at the old man behind him.

He is a high-ranking official in Kakuzu Ninja Village, and is usually responsible for issuing orders to the ninjas.

"Kakuzu, you are indeed worthy of being the daimyo's most valued man. You were able to capture such a vicious rebel ninja, it's really amazing!"

"...Thank you for the compliment," Kakuzu responded casually, and then began to pack up his tools, not caring about the other person's expression.

Kakuzu has always been very gloomy, not good at flattering, and not trying to please the rich and powerful. He just does his job.

Usually at times like this, the old man would leave the task sheet in a bad mood and then leave with a little dissatisfaction.

But this time it was different.

Just watching, the old man did not get angry this time, but still had a smiling face.

"Kakuzu, you know that our small ninja village has been bullied by the five great nations for many years. Among them, the guys in Konoha are the most arrogant and excessive. Yesterday, the Hidden Cloud Village sent an envoy."

Kakuzu nodded, knowing that the old man was about to get to the point.

"The messenger has spoken, asking us to send our best troops to assassinate the current Hokage of Konoha. I know this mission is dangerous, but a small country like ours is like a floating duckweed.

If we don't obey, Yunyin will withdraw all trade routes. By then, the people will not have enough food..."

The old man spoke moving words, but the taciturn Jiaodu was not very excited, he just took the letter of authorization, put it in his bag and nodded silently, indicating that he accepted it.

The current Hokage of Konoha... the legendary ninja god, Senju Hashirama? Dangerous? What's the difference between that and committing suicide?

Kakuzu knew all this, but still resolutely set out on the journey to Konoha.

Dolly was still looking at this strange new environment with curiosity, but was immediately held on the neck by the white-haired man with a kunai.

"Tell me! Who are you? Who sent you here? How could you avoid my perception and come to the Hokage Hall?"

The white-haired man seemed a little nervous. Although they were just two little girls, this was definitely the first time that they had broken into his house without anyone noticing.

You should know that I have always been known for my keen perception.

Moreover, the world of ninjas is full of deception and cruelty. The white-haired man would never be careless or negligent because of the other party's identity or appearance.

"What, us?" Dolly looked around again, and then she found that there was a girl about the same size as herself standing next to her, and she was green.

"Hello~" Looking at Dolly's gaze, the other party showed a gentle smile and stretched out his hand to greet her. It seemed that he completely ignored the kunai around his neck.

After seeing the girl's face clearly, Dolly suddenly remembered.

"You, you are, Little Grass God! Oh no, I should call you Little Auspicious Grass King." Dolly, who has always been eloquent, unexpectedly has a day when she stutters.

The current situation is really strange.

"Please don't be so reserved. Otherwise, it's okay to call me Nashida." The little grass god has a really gentle temper.

"Well, Lord Nashida, what's going on now? Where is this?"

"The current situation is like a drop of peach juice dropped into mint bean soup."

"Uh, he's saying something that's totally incomprehensible! Although it doesn't seem to be completely incomprehensible..."

Looking at the two little girls, singing the same tune, the white-haired man holding the kunai turned pale.

Then he sternly rebuked: "You guys! Can you please take a good look at the current situation for me?"

However, Dolly had no sense of crisis at all. She just picked her ears and said, "Uncle, you are so annoying. You have to interrupt a private conversation between two little girls. Mora will not like this."

"..."

"Hahaha, okay, Tobirama, let them go. They are just two little girls who got lost." The man sitting in the main seat suddenly spoke.

It was so majestic that Dolly was planning to take advantage of the opponent's momentum to move the kunai in front of her neck.

Who would have thought that Tobirama would refute without giving him any face at all: "Brother, you really have no sense of crisis at all! Someone has sneaked into the Hokage building, and you are still thinking about gambling! Be more restrained!"

Wow! Why is the younger brother scolding his elder brother? The elder brother is going to be angry!

Dolly was waiting for this to happen.

Who would have thought that the eldest brother would actually lower his head in depression, looking like a child who was criticized...

Who is the boss? These two can't even handle Dolly...

At this moment, the little grass god actually passed through the kunai in the door and said calmly:

"Senju Hashirama, Senju Tobirama. We are sorry to bother you two, but this place is nothing more than a dream called memory to us. So please ignore our existence and continue with your actions."

The little grass god spoke in the same old way, and some people couldn't understand him.

And Hashirama didn't seem to need to understand, he just laughed and said: "Although I don't know what your purpose is, I can see that you have good intentions. Why don't you come with me?"

"Brother! You want to take them with you?"

"Why, Tobirama, you don't believe in my strength? Do you think they can threaten me?"

"...That's not the case. You just took two little girls to a casino. Is that really appropriate? Wait, little Tsunade seems to be acting strange lately. She often shakes the dice with a bowl."

"Big Brother!!!"

Seeing that Tobirama seemed to realize something, Hashirama dragged Kobusa and Dolly and fled out of the Hokage Building like flying.

Only Tobirama was left jumping around in the Hokage building.

Looking at the grass god walking in front with an excited look on his face, Dolly didn't know why she always had the illusion that they were out for a picnic.

I just don't know how Jiaojiao is doing...

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