Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to brother Qing Wuxie for the reminder~)

"Are you here to take my life? Senju Hashirama, you are going too far... You want me to die at the hands of a girl like this.

They actually forced such a girl to go to the battlefield and kill people? It really deserves to be the domineering Fire Country Konoha Ninja Village.

If you fail to complete the task, you will definitely be punished by Hashirama and the others, right?"

Kakuzu dragged his tired body and looked at little Dolly who was following behind him, but he had no intention of resisting.

I just think this is the sadness of the times...

However, Dolly said no and just shook her head like a rattle. Although Dolly and Hashirama were not familiar with each other, based on her many years of business experience, Hashirama would not be as cruel and vicious as Kakuzu said.

"Oh, Dudu. You were quite handsome when you were young." Dolly joked like an old friend who hadn't seen each other for a long time.

However, this did not make Kakuzu feel relieved. Instead, he was shocked. She really knew his identity!

If Kakuzu still had the strength, he would definitely kill him. But now... after using the Earth Style: Seven Earth and Rock Dragon Technique, he has trouble even walking, let alone killing someone.

"Don't call me Tutu..." Kakuzu resisted with the final mentality that a warrior can be killed but not humiliated.

What he got in return was Dolly's chuckle. So you've always been so arrogant?

At the same time, Dolly looked Kakuzu up and down. He was clean and tidy without any signs of previous stitches, and there were no marks of being a prisoner on his hands.

What happened after that?

"Okay, Kaku. Why did you want to assassinate Hashirama? Is there something you can't tell me?"

What's wrong with this little girl... What's wrong with her familiar look! I'm a social phobic!

And in the world of ninja, why would assassination be necessary? It must be a mission! Also, how could a ninja reveal information like this!

"Either kill me now or don't follow me." Kakuzu said coldly and turned his back.

Dazzling! Dazzling! This kind of sunny and self-familiar personality is really too dazzling!

However, Dolly completely ignored Kakuzu's words and just followed him all the way. If the roles were reversed, someone would have to call him a pervert.

But this... uh... seems even more perverted...

Even the socially anxious Kakuzu was forced to speed up his pace.

Kakuzu never expected that this seemingly young kid would actually follow him all the way back to the village.

Kakuzu didn't know what to do. If she followed him in, she would definitely be killed, right?

Before I knew it, the sky had darkened.

At this moment, Hashirama was still squatting in the forest, tilting his head and saying, "I say, does it really take you little girls so long to go to the bathroom? We've been waiting for a long time."

Uh... what a natural fool! I can't even understand the wisdom of the Grass God!

"Don't you want to go over and take a look?" Looking at the little grass god whose brain was almost shut down, Hashirama suddenly said with a serious face.

…Nashida took a long time to react before she said, “The moon in the night sky is very bright, but perhaps it is too bright. That is why the stars are moving away from it.

When the stars follow the moon, the moon's brilliance will cover the stars. But this brilliance will also try to protect the stars from being discovered by the long-haired tigers on the ground. "

Hahahaha… He just keeps saying things that I can’t understand. He’s just a kid after all, so he always comes up with some weird words.

I just hope that little Tsunade won’t be bullied by other kids just because she doesn’t know these weird words.

However, at this moment, Tsunade was holding a fat kid in one hand in the Ninja Kindergarten. Who could bully her...?

(Who hasn’t written a few Martian words when they were young? Now it should be dbq, yyds? Does anyone know what’s popular now?)

"Yes, Lord Kakuzu, welcome back. I will go inform the adults right away." The guard at the entrance of the ninja village said to Kakuzu respectfully.

Fortunately, Dolly had the good sense to hide before Kakuzu entered the village. This was because Dolly could sense that although the guards spoke respectfully, their eyes were filled with greed.

Dolly has been doing business for so many years, and with this kind of look, she would never make a mistake!

Soon, the exhausted Kakuzu was brought by the gate guard to the important figures of the village.

"The mission failed." Kakuzu, who was usually not good at speaking, said it very frankly.

In the blink of an eye, the top management's initial smiling faces turned cold.

He looked up and down at Kakuzu who was half-kneeling below him, and soon noticed his torn veil.

"Someone, take him down!"

Kakuzu couldn't believe the orders given by the higher-ups. Why did they arrest me? I was clearly risking my life to complete a commissioned mission for the village!

However, the next moment, Kakuzu was surrounded by his former subordinates. Before Kakuzu could even explain, he was thrown to the ground and handcuffed with special handcuffs.

"Why……"

There was only confusion in Kakuzu's eyes, not even anger. He was just confused. Shouldn't he be a hero who dares to challenge the powerful for his country? Why was he treated like this...

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There was a long moment of silence, with Kakuzu trapped in the cell like a wooden stake, wondering what was going on.

It wasn't until a subordinate who had just joined his unit came over with tools for tattooing the prisoner that Kakuzu suddenly woke up.

He even saw the captain's armband that should have belonged to him on the newcomer's chest.

"Why……?"

Kakuzu finally asked with anger this time.

However, the other party showed a ferocious smile and confronted Kakuzu.

"Hahaha, Captain Kakuzu! You know what? This was supposed to be a mission where you're sure to die, and I was supposed to be the one doing it.

Why did you come back? It would be great to die as a hero out there, why did you have to run back?

You see, I had to paint this tattoo for you, and then send you to Konoha as a criminal."

The greasy-faced man said this as he carved the prisoner's brand on Kakuzu's arms without any regard for the past.

"Ah! No! I! Am not!"

Kakuzu's screams were more miserable than any other prisoner he had ever seen... So this is what it feels like?

“Why…it became me…!” Kakuzu roared in anger.

The man just smiled strangely.

"My captain, do you know? Everyone in this world will betray you, except the money in your pocket. Of course, I bribed those greedy old men! That's why I let you take this mission that means you will die!

It's ridiculous. Only you would be willing to take on such a mission. Even if you do escape, you will only end up dead!"

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Why…why! why! why! why!