Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to Qing Wuxie and Xiaoyou for sending the reminder~)

The group followed the sound of the explosion and saw the bodies of Kairanki and Nobushi scattered everywhere.

A man was lying comfortably in the middle of the empty space created by the explosion, and a large piece of knife guard was spread under his body.

"Wow! Is this the ronin who kills without blinking an eye?! He really looks unusual! So scary...! The point is, isn't there any separation between his body and the sword guard when he lies on it?

It’s painful just thinking about it!”

Paimon’s focus is still very magical…

The man on the pile of sword guards didn't care when he heard someone coming. He just sat up and fiddled with the sword guards of different shapes.

"It's true... Dolly is not here, and there is no one to help me find out which blade is valuable."

Moreover, the clothing with red patterns and black background, which symbolized one's identity, was also thrown aside.

Akatsuki, is it Kakuzu? Jiraiya looked at the man in front of him and silently took out the scroll behind him.

Akatsuki, the elite of the elite in the ninja world, is composed of a group of extremely terrifying rebel ninjas. Almost all of them have the strength of Kage level.

No one should be underestimated! Even Orochimaru, one of the three ninjas, is just an ordinary member of the Akatsuki organization.

"Everyone, step back. This guy is very dangerous. You can't get involved." Jiraiya said and waved to the people behind him.

In some ways, some powerful ninjas might be more difficult to deal with than demons.

After all, the demons are extremely arrogant and they would not bother to do such ridiculous things as taking humans as hostages.

But ninjas are a despicable profession that will complete their mission at any cost, so it is better to keep them away.

"Hey, Kakuzu. Why are you here?" Jiraiya asked, trying to gauge the distance between them.

However, Kakuzu was still sitting tiredly on the pile of sword-guard beds, staring blankly at the only person in the world he was still familiar with.

"I should be the one asking you this, right, kid?"

"Ah, this..." How long has it been since Jiraiya was called a brat? The problem is, judging from the intelligence, it's totally fine for the other party to call him that.

This is for him to pretend...

"Forget it... Are you here for the bounty as well? Or are you here for the green gold behind me?"

Kakuzu said as he rushed forward, his body already turning into the pitch black of the Spear of Earth.

"Psychic art!"

After the white mist rose, the iron-armed toad that had once withstood a blow from Hoshigaki Kisame suddenly stood in front of Jiraiya and blocked Kakuzu's punch for him.

"Green gold. What is that?" Jiraiya was still confused.

Of course, Kakuzu, who was afraid of society, certainly couldn't answer anything. He just differentiated a lightning heart from his body, bypassed the iron-armed toad, and sprayed purple lightning towards Jiraiya.

"What is this?" Jiraiya wanted to dodge, but suddenly found that the power seemed to be far beyond his expectations.

According to the original information, even if Kakuzu's Lightning Release was only a B-level ninjutsu, Kakashi would be forced to use Raikiri to barely offset it.

Even Kakuzu himself didn't have to put in any effort at all.

And this time's Lightning Release? It was indeed a bit sloppy... Jiraiya actually gathered chakra on his palm and negated the Lightning Release with just a wave of his hand.

Is he already so weak? Jiraiya was a little confused. Why did the money-loving, cautious and cunning Kakuzu insist on staying here when he was so tired?

"Spiral pills!"

Just a simple opening spiral was enough to push Kakuzu back several meters in Earth Style: Earth Spear Mode. He even used the Toad Oil Flame Bullet Technique to shatter Kakuzu's fire attribute heart.

This level is what an ordinary jonin should have, right?

Seeing this situation, Jiraiya took back the space forehead protector made by Albedo. At this level, there was really no need for Toad Fairy and the others.

"Ninjutsu: Maoben Thousand Needles!" The needles formed by white hair naturally could not cause any damage to Kakuzu's Earth Spear.

However, Jiraiya, who was well-informed, naturally knew that Kakuzu would be slow to move when he activated Earth Style: Spear of Earth, which meant that he could not save the other wind-attribute heart outside his body.

The thunder-attributed heart that tried to escape was shot through by an arrow from Wendy who was watching from a distance.

"Huh..." Kakuzu's physical strength seemed to have reached its limit, and at this moment three of his hearts had been destroyed in succession.

Kakuzu could only use hand seals to maintain the Earth Spear form, tightly guarding the entrance behind him.

Kakuzu had no idea what the consequences would be if the canned knowledge behind him flowed into the city. He also didn't care how the people in this world or any other world lived or whether they were happy.

All he cared about was that this was the last thing Dolly had entrusted to him, and he couldn't back down from this step! And according to the intelligence, Jiraiya didn't have any lightning-attribute ninjutsu!

Just as Kakuzu was thinking this, three strange fox-shaped creatures suddenly appeared at his feet.

"Oh my, I was wondering why it was so noisy in the Guardian Forest. Turns out the little guys are making a fuss here." A beautiful woman in a white short shrine maiden costume and with pink hair suddenly walked out from the side.

It was so beautiful that it was breathtaking. If he wasn't still fighting and there were many people watching, Jiraiya couldn't help but rush over to lick the woman's legs!

What is this? This is the standard example of a beautiful woman bringing disaster, bewitching everyone!

Unlike Jiraiya who had a head full of dirty thoughts, Kakuzu looked at the person coming and the strong lightning elemental power at his feet and suddenly panicked.

He knew very well that his current body could not withstand such a powerful blow. He immediately gave up all resistance and rushed towards the pink-haired woman.

"Heh, the true pupil is revealed."

Looking at Kakuzu rushing towards her, the woman's pupils instantly turned into purple fox eyes. That look was charming and murderous. It was enough to fascinate all men.

Behind him, there even appeared in an instant a phantom of a nine-tailed fox formed by the gathering of lightning elements.

Then a terrifying purple thunderbolt fell, completely enveloping Jiaodu in a flash of lightning. After the flash of lightning, Jiaodu, who smelled of burnt food, fell heavily to the ground.

"Wow! It's the Son of God, and the priestesses of Narukami Taisha Shrine!" Paimon looked excitedly at the people rushing up the mountain from the shadow.

"Little ones, how are you? You came back with such a big fanfare. Should I say you are worthy of it?

Hmm? Sir, if you stare at my face like this, I will be shy~"

Of course, no one would believe the Son of God when he said this... Mondstadt, Liyue, and Inazuma each have a God of Cars. And Yae God of Gods is Inazuma's God of Cars, and he is the God of Cars among Gods of Cars!

After all, she is a thousand-year-old fox spirit...

"How could it not be G?" Jiraiya kept mumbling.

This even puzzled the usually calm Son of God.

"G?"

（裙问题，神子多大，7 6 7 8 9 0 7 9 2）