Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to Qing Wuxie for sending the reminder talisman~)

The ninth Fatui executive officer, "The Rich Man", is a guy known for his wealth and conspiracy.

The person in charge of the largest bank on the continent, "Northland Bank", is a man who often hides behind the scenes and stirs up trouble.

At this moment, a rare person walked to the front surrounded by a group of men in black.

"What a dirty place, with such a bloody smell. Only a reckless person like Rosalin would like this, right?"

Too many people had died in the Guarding Forest in the past few days. The strong smell of blood would not dissipate for a while.

In such an environment, Pantalone sat down elegantly on the dreamy wooden chair brought to him by the servants, crossing his legs and looking elegant and easy-going in every move.

In front of them, those people in black of different sizes were holding shovels and struggling to search for the canned knowledge previously hidden in the Guardian Forest.

Not long ago, Kakuzu caused a big disturbance in the magistrate's office and stole the trade certificate, and the entire Inazuma Castle is still under martial law.

Business is something that cannot be rushed, so these canned knowledge were hidden in the secret base of the Guardian Forest in advance.

I didn't expect to be intercepted by Kakuzu. Fortunately, Kakuzu didn't know how to get in. He could only cover the road and stay where he was.

For this, Pantalone was also in a lot of trouble. Many of the elite soldiers sent out were killed by Jiaodu, and all of them cost money! How hateful!

Is this bastard still thinking of robbing this thing to get more money? ! Greed! Too greedy! But everyone's appetite has a limit! If you eat too much, you will die of fullness.

"Sir! We found the way." A man in black stepped forward and reported.

Pantarone's lenses flashed slightly, and Werner, like a lackey, immediately understood and spread a red carpet in front of Pantarone.

It seems that this old man can't even put his feet on the ground.

The entrance to the secret realm was built by the "Doctor" guy using the ancient technology of the Red King's Mausoleum in the Xumi Desert. It has fake walls and air membranes.

It takes brains to open it, not brute force. If it was just a big iron door, it would have been smashed to pieces by Kakuzu's punch.

That's why Pantalone had to come here himself. Tartaglia? Forget it...

With Pantalone's operation, the Fatui's secret base under the Guardian Forest was finally opened to everyone.

But as soon as Pantarone entered the door, a civet cat suddenly fell on Pantarone's face and hurriedly scratched his delicate face with its claws.

"Bastard!" Seeing that his master was injured, the man in black on the side suddenly rushed forward in one quick step. A huge sand-yellow arm shield stretched out from under the huge black cloak and stabbed towards the little civet cat.

This is really an exaggeration. Of course, making money is not shabby.

However, the black-clothed man was unable to kill the little raccoon cat with this display. In front of the arm shield, two "Killing Cherry Blossoms" suddenly fell from the air, forming a lightning element barrier, protecting the little raccoon cat behind.

Another flash of lightning flashed, and the Eightfold God Child appeared in front of the man in black like a ghost. He ignored the man in black's anger and picked up the little cat.

Seeing someone trying to stop him, the man in black stopped pretending and immediately took off his black cloak and hood, revealing his tanned muscles. He leaned over and looked at the Eightfold Son of God in front of him with an imposing manner.

But the Son of God still ignored him. He just gently stroked the little raccoon in his arms and comforted him: "Hey, be good, be good. Our little raccoon has worked hard to find the way."

Seeing the Son of God's arrogant attitude, the tall man immediately gathered his strength, swung the arm shield in his hand and smashed it to the ground.

"Earthshattering Slash!"

The powerful rock element swept over. But when he looked up, he could no longer see the figure of the Eightfold God Child. Instead, a pair of bare feet had stepped on the man's arm shield without knowing when.

Although she only weighed about 100 jin, the man's strength to lift a thousand jin was powerless to move her. It was as if a huge beast was pressing on her arm.

Seeing that he was unable to shake it, the man could only put all his life force into the arm shield.

"Wake up, Erling, the Rock Lizard!"

As the man shouted, a strong energy immediately rushed out of his body, forming a small space in the air, and then a large rock lizard as big as two people fell from it.

However… before the Rock Demon Lizard even touched the ground and before anyone could see its appearance, it was swallowed by the giant purple-colored nine-tailed fox behind the Yae God.

Both of them are just energy bodies, and after being swallowed, not even a bone is left.

Only the man's stupid look of standing there without any resistance proved that he had once summoned a creature.

"Are the people of the Sand so weak now? Little guy, you are surprisingly calm. Why haven't you realized that you have become a turtle in a jar?"

The Son of God stepped on the heads of the people of the sand with his pair of jade feet step by step, and looked at Pantalone below with a little dissatisfaction, especially because the other party was still stepping delicately on the red carpet, and the warm smile on his face was still not restrained.

But what he did had nothing to do with warmth.

The knowledge that enters the brain is the most terrible drug! No matter how strong-willed a person is, if he gets a little bit of it, he will be doomed!

(I emphasize again, stay away from drugs!)

Pantalone seemed to notice the Son of God's displeased look, and then leaned over to look at the red carpet beneath him.

"How should I put it? Although I hate the land of Liyue, and I don't like any other lands such as Mondstadt, Xumi, and Fontaine, there is only one land called Inazuma that I am unwilling to even touch."

At the same time, Jiraiya, the Traveler, the Kamisato brothers and sisters and others also emerged from the darkness.

"Is it Bai Shu!?" Paimon was posing looking handsome in the first second before he appeared, but in the next second he suddenly couldn't help shouting.

"Wait, after taking a closer look, it just looks similar. They are not the same person."

Paimon's startled expression really reduced the sense of crisis of being surrounded from all sides to the lowest level. The traveler could only helplessly cover his forehead.

However, Paimon's words somehow irritated Pantalone, and he was still smiling with his eyes narrowed. But the uncanny valley effect of that fake smile really made Paimon feel creepy.

"How should I put it? I have a lot of face. Gods, demons, and adventers, it's really lively. But a god who is not from this country actually came to join in the fun?

By the way, as demon gods, are you going to intervene in the disputes between people? I am not stupid enough to challenge others to a duel in front of the general. Can you touch me? "

"Ah! This guy is so arrogant! Paimon really wants to beat him up!" Looking at Pantalone who was so arrogant even though he was obviously at a disadvantage, Paimon stomped his feet in anger.

However, Pantalone still looked calm.

"I'm just a businessman, I don't have any special skills. But, as for money, maybe I can't make the devil work, but it's more than enough to make some people work hard for it."

(No one is coming? It’s fun to be inside a skirt… but it’s a mental illness)