Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to Brother Qing Wuxie for the reminder~)

"What? Lecherous Immortal, you said you have a way to help Wubai Zang and the others quickly rebuild the Guardian Forest? How is that possible? Those tall trees have a growth cycle of several decades, right?

Moreover, in an ancient forest like the Guardian Forest, some of the trees are hundreds or even thousands of years old. How can it be rebuilt overnight?"

Facing Paimon's doubts, Jiraiya still said confidently: "In the world I live in, there is a bloodline limit called Wood Release.

This bloodline limit is formed by the combination of water and earth attribute chakras. The owner can even easily create a vast primeval forest.

As far as I know, there are only two people who can use Wood Release, and they are the founder of Konohagakure, the God of Ninja, Hashirama Senju. Of course, he has been dead for many years, and in terms of seniority, he is my grandfather's generation.

The other one is Yamato, Naruto's future captain."

"Wow! Wouldn't it be super strong to be the captain of that Naruto!"

Looking at Paimon's starry eyes, Jiraiya recalled some of the things Yamato had done so far. Emmm, Qiangye is indeed very strong. But if you have to give him a name...

Konoha Greening Captain?

Jiraiya looked at the forehead protector on his head. After all, Yamato had some of Hashirama's bloodline, so it would not be easy to summon him. Maybe the white-haired woman would come to him.

But she was in a semi-comatose state before, and only her soul was looking at the woman, which was not very real. Can I cherish her and look at her again? Of course, I was joking.

"Okay everyone, we are still in the Rongcai Festival. Even though there is this little episode, I still hope that everyone can enjoy the atmosphere of the festival~"

"Rongcai Festival? I've never heard of that festival." Jiraiya shook his head. Although there were various festivals in his original world, there was indeed no such thing as Rongcai Festival.

"Hey, it seems that your world is a bit boring. There is not even a festival like the Rongcai Festival for cultural exchange."

"Um... little girl?" Jiraiya looked at the charming woman in front of him with some suspicion. She looked no more than thirty years old, and this kind of charm was really rare, except that she was not a G!

Hey...you lecherous immortal, what on earth do you have an obsession with G?

Paimon flew to Jiraiya's ear and explained, "Don't look at the Goddess like this, she is also one of the demon gods. As for her age, she is at least over 500 years old!"

Paimon had just finished speaking when Jiraiya slapped his chest and said angrily, "Ms. Yae! I don't mind the age difference! Please be my girlfriend!"

Ahhh!! My toes that have nowhere to go!!!

Paimon was overwhelmed. What the hell was this? If he stayed with Jiraiya, he would be able to reshape Teyvat with his toes sooner or later!

"Well, to prove your determination, little guy, let's go down to the sea and see if there are any clues?"

Looking at Yae Shinko's smirk, even a fool could tell that this guy was up to no good.

However, when it comes to women, Jiraiya's IQ is negative... He actually jumped back into the sea. Of course, what followed was a set of special massages from Yae Shinko.

After having enough fun, Yae Shinko finally started to explain, “The Rongcai Festival is a cultural celebration that combines books, music, painting, dance and other arts.

The people of Inazuma can gather together on this day to showcase their artistic achievements over the years.

Of course, this year is special. Since the eye hunting and the lockdown have been abolished, Xiaoying has done a lot of publicity and invited many well-known calligraphers and painters.

For example, the author of "Shen Qiu Shi Jian Lu", Mr. Shen Yu, and the famous illustrator Mr. Bai Ke."

Emmm...why do these two feel a little familiar?

"By the way, there are also many new writers who choose to publish their novels during the Rongcai Festival. There will be many interesting new works."

Be bad!

When the Son of God mentioned this, and seeing Jiraiya's suddenly bright eyes, the traveler realized that things were going in an unusual direction!

Jiraiya had originally thought that if he could get to Tsuruga-kan soon, he might be able to contact the jonin world. But when he heard that a new book was going to be published, he immediately decided to stop what he was doing.

"Oh, look at your eyes, little one. Do you have any work you want to publish? Don't be shy, I'm the editor-in-chief of Yaedo, the largest publishing house in Inazuma."

Yae Kamiko is also quite curious about works from other worlds. Although she has asked Travelers for inspiration before, from the perspective of the editor-in-chief, the stories are still a bit too old-fashioned.

"Damn it! This time I must see what the book says!"

Paimon, who had failed to see the contents of the book several times, flew forward the moment Jiraiya took out the book and wanted to take a look at the mysterious contents.

However, whether it was the traveler who wanted to step forward to stop him or Paimon who wanted to find out what was going on, they were ultimately not as fast as the Son of God.

I just watched a pair of delicate hands quickly take the book, and the next moment a flash of lightning appeared on the dead tree a few meters away.

"I know you are very anxious, but don't worry! How can readers find things earlier than the editor, right?" Looking at the Son of God, he opened the book leisurely.

Paimon was so angry that he stomped his feet, but the traveler who had guessed the general idea could only rub his forehead. It was too late to say anything now.

If Xingqiu were present at this moment, he would be surprised at how Yae Shinko could read Jiraiya's book without blushing or beating his heart...

What should I say? You are worthy of being the editor-in-chief, right? What storms and waves have you not seen?

"Ahem... the book is pretty good, the ideas are avant-garde and advanced... the content is wonderful... it's just... it seems a little too advanced... never mind, I'll take it back and study it further."

As the Son of God said this, he turned into a flash of lightning and disappeared in front of everyone, leaving them confused. Well, I was just curious about the content of Jiraiya's book, but I couldn't read it even if I wanted to.

After escaping completely, Yae Shinko's face was flushed with a blush that she couldn't help but blush. Then she opened the book again with some uncertainty. What a ridiculous book!

It can only be said that the world of Teyvat is too pure. Even Yae Shinko, the number one driver in Teyvat, can't drive faster than Jiraiya, the veteran driver in the ninja world...

After the old driver arrived at Inazuma with everyone, he looked at the Inazuma City which was full of cultural atmosphere at this moment, and strangely took out the latest copy of "Intimate Paradise"!

On the other hand, Yidou, who can't read a single word, got beaten black and blue in the ghost beetle competition, and he actually thought about writing a book to make a lot of money...