Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to Zhao Jing who loves to eat okra and Qing Wuxie for sending the reminder talisman~)

“Finally, the Ghost King captured the largest and most vicious ghost beetle companion in history—the Red One.

The powerful Red Pestle showed its might and cooperated with its most suave, wise and powerful Lord Ghost King to defeat the hateful Great Tengu.

The story ends here for now..."

After reading the story, Xingqiu was silent for a long time. Finally, he said with a stiff smile: "Traveler, this story is not bad. The characters are full... The plot is interesting..."

"Hey! What's with that comforting expression on your face? It's not like we wrote this book..."

Paimeng felt a little embarrassed when Xingqiu looked at him.

In fact, you don’t need a professional writer to read it. Even Paimon, who knows nothing, knows that there are big problems with this book!

There are only a little over a thousand words in total. Although it is not much, I think that Yidou racked his brains to write it. A little over a thousand words suddenly feels too much.

This is the double standard thinking people have towards the weak...

Among these more than a thousand words, the first few hundred words are used to boast about how handsome, wise and powerful this Lord Ghost King is. It can only be said that this guy Yidou is really arrogant.

The several hundred words in the middle complain about how evil and cruel Daitengu is. Of course, judging from the story in the book, there doesn't seem to be anything evil about him.

It's nothing more than stopping the Ghost King's various ridiculous actions.

The last few hundred words are about how the Ghost King led his group of friends to defeat Daitengu, and then more than a hundred words were used to write the scene where Daitengu pleaded with the Ghost King for mercy.

Emmm, Ichito’s name is not stated in the book, but it is such an obvious reference to Kujo Sara that even a fool can guess it!

"I seem to understand why Kujo Sara wants to capture Ikto." Paimon stroked his forehead, expressing extreme speechlessness about the contents of the book.

Is there really anyone who would want to watch this kind of content?

"That shouldn't be the reason. At least I don't think Kujo Sara can understand Ikto's words. And considering Kujo Sara's personality, he won't arrest people for such a small matter, right?"

The traveler analyzed in an orderly manner.

Paimeng also nodded heavily. At least with Yidou's handwriting so sloppily written, there shouldn't be many people in the world who can understand it.

"Yes, Xingqiu. How come you can understand Yidou's handwriting? You two don't even use the same script, so how can you understand Yidou's scribblings?"

Seeing Paimeng's question, Xingqiu, who was calm just now, seemed to panic, and immediately lowered his head nervously and said: "That's because we in Liyue have a font called cursive script, which is very similar to this.

I have also learned Inazuma calligraphy before, and I can only say that the guy who created this work has a great talent for calligraphy.”

Xingqiu nodded heavily as he spoke, feeling as if he was comforting himself.

However, the traveler and Paimon came back to see Yidou's virtue. Yidou is a calligrapher? It's funny just to think about it, okay?

On the other side, other members of the Aratake faction set out with the traveler to look for clues.

Just going in the opposite direction.

Just as A Shou and A Huang walked to a fork in the road, they caught a glimpse of a tall man with long white hair in the distance, who was working hard to promote his new work.

"My beautiful lady, this book "Intimate Paradise" is the most wonderful book ever written. It is the favorite work of this handsome man. Do you want to buy a copy? It's only 500 Mora~"

"No."

"It's free to try, just for this handsome guy's sake. Take a look."

The woman seemed to be unable to bear the pestering and rolled her eyes before reluctantly taking the book.

"Let me make a deal in advance. You can't keep pestering me after I read it." The woman said as she opened the book under Jiraiya's expectant gaze.

Then, under Jiraiya's expectant gaze, he slapped him in the face and cursed, "Bah! You filthy rascal!"

Looking at Jiraiya's swollen face...it was obvious that Jiraiya had been beaten a lot that day.

This momentum, this aura, this familiar formula, A Shou, A Huang and the others rushed towards the man without even looking at his face.

"Boss! Boss~ We miss you so much!"

Seeing someone about to throw himself into his arms, Jiraiya was just about to open his arms and enjoy it, but suddenly he realized it was actually a group of men!

"Stop, stop!" Seeing those guys crying and snotting, Jiraiya hurriedly called for a stop.

Then he pointed at his face and asked them, "Do you know me?"

"Ah... Boss! You've only been captured by the Kanjo Bugyo for such a short time, and you've aged so much! You even have Alzheimer's disease. We will definitely avenge you!"

"You guys are suffering from Alzheimer's! No, it should be polio... Hmm? You said the boss was arrested? What crime did he commit?"

Jiraiya's nosy nature came back to him.

However, the other party still looked at him with sympathy, and Jiraiya wanted to slap them!

"Boss, didn't the big dog come over this morning and tell us that we were selling bad books? That's why we arrested you."

"Bad books? Hahaha! You actually said that this immortal's painstaking work after traveling through the two worlds and four corners is a bad book! Foolish world! Let this immortal show you what the charm of adults is!"

This Jiraiya... I don't know what was wrong with him, he actually jumped onto the eaves of the house next to him with laughter and said in a very arrogant manner.

Then he half-knelt down and asked everyone, "What are your names? Come on, you little brothers. This immortal recognizes you!"

"Yeah! The boss is back! My name is Mamoru!"

"My name is Yuantai!"

"Just call me A-Huang!"

……

"Very good, A-Shou! I order you to lead two people to the west of Inazuma Castle to sell books, and A-Huang will lead two people to the gate of the magistrate's office. If there is any movement, report it immediately!

Yuantai, you take these funds and make a few more copies of this immortal's masterpiece! And give them to A Shou as soon as possible.

Remember, we are a team now. We must work closely together! Come on! Our slogan is to let the world feel hormones! "

Hormones? Although a group of illiterate people didn’t understand what it meant, they still cooperated and shouted: “Let the world feel hormones!”

Don't ask where Jiraiya got Mora from. No matter how pure a world is, there will always be some perverts. And the money was naturally earned from the perverts.

after a while.

"Report! Master Kujo Sara! The masses have reported that a group of people from the Aradaki faction are spreading obscene and dirty books! Request instructions!"

"What! Such a mob? What are they doing? Follow me! We must not be too lenient! We must catch them all in one fell swoop this time!"

Looking at Kujo Sara and others who set off in a hurry, Jiraiya silently observed everything.