Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

(Thanks to brother Qing Wuxie for sending me the reminder to update.)

"What is this?" Noel looked at the dark red pill in Jiraiya's hand in confusion.

"Hyoliang Pills, maybe not very delicious. But they are still very filling." Jiraiya said as he handed the Hyoliang Pills to Noel.

However, Noelle, who was not good at accepting other people's kindness, panicked and tried to return the Hōryōmaru to Jiraiya in a panic.

"It's okay. This thing is very common. I have a lot of it. Just take it. Thank you for your hard work in preparing this meal."

Seeing Jiraiya's tough look, the shy Noelle could only take a bite of the Bingliang Pill. Then she said with a gleam in her eyes: "Well, is this made by Mr. Jiraiya himself? Really, it's delicious!"

"Hahaha, this is the first time I've heard someone praise Bingliang Wan for being delicious. This thing is actually a convenient food that we have to eat when we are on the march and fighting!"

As Jiraiya was speaking, he suddenly found that the soldier pill that Noel had bitten suddenly appeared next to his mouth.

"It's really delicious! If you don't believe me, why don't you try it, Mr. Jiraiya?"

Looking at Noelle who was staring at him eagerly, the lecherous immortal was sweating profusely in an instant. This! This! Is this an indirect kiss requested by the girl! ?

Ahhh! Jiraiya, calm down!

"Ahem, actually I still have quite a few here. Just take one and try it." Jiraiya said as he avoided Noel's sight.

"Really? Then Mr. Jiraiya, take out another one and try it?"

Oh my god! The girl is pressing on! Jiraiya, a veteran driver, is actually defeated! Is this the legendary full score in theoretical knowledge, but 0 practical experience?

No...Jiraiya really gave the last ration pill to Noelle!

It's over, it's over, I can only bite the bullet. Jiraiya encouraged himself, and with a twisted face, he moved his lips towards the pill that Noel had bitten.

"Uh, how disgusting must that thing be for them to shirk responsibility like that? And Jiraiya's expression is so twisted.

I wanted to try it, but given the situation, I'll give it a try. I guess only people with weird tastes like Ayato and Thomas can eat it, right?"

The low EQ Dai Yin and the stupid Yidou also nodded in agreement...

"Eh?! Is this what you think? This way of thinking is too novel!" This time it was the turn of our big bard Wendy, who was full of nonsense, to be surprised.

It seems like the emotional intelligence of these guys is not that good!

After dinner, everyone took turns to watch over the night and gathered around the campfire to rest. Lying next to Noel, Aru was surprised to find that steam could come out of Noel's head!

“Noelle, what’s wrong with you? There’s smoke coming out of your head! And your face is so red! Grandpa said you’re sick!”

"Shh!" As if recalling the embarrassing situation during the day, Noel's face turned red as if he was cooked, and he quickly made a gesture to Aru to keep quiet.

"Noelle-sister is not feeling well, so why don't you sing for her? Kapachiri also loves to hear Aru sing!"

When singing was mentioned, Paimon suddenly came out of his bed and said excitedly, "Great! The Traveler can sing, but he will turn Liulily into Liar Flower while singing!"

"Wow! So awesome!"

"…It's not a big deal, right?" The traveler was reluctant to mention this dark history.

After clearing her throat, Aru sang a ballad slowly in the quiet night.

"The fog is layered and the ancestors are lost. They follow the light and see the divine bird. Hum ah ~ ah ~ I don't know what is outside the fog! People seek health in the fog, and they also wish to travel through the world outside the world.

I pray for a child to accompany me in the light, to be safe and sound, and to avoid the foggy world..."

Accompanied by the soothing and peaceful music, everyone, who were tired after a day of work, fell into a deep sleep without any precautions.

Only Jiraiya and Dain sat around the campfire.

"What? Are you really going to see your ex-girlfriend? You can't sleep because you're tossing and turning?" Jiraiya is such a jerk...

"During the day, I actually wanted to say that I was the ghost of Kanreya, a person like me who was cursed with undeath. In fact, I don't really need to eat."

……

Is this what you care about?

"Of course, I don't need to rest too much. You should go and have a good rest too. I'll be here to guard it." Dain said and looked up at the sky. He hated this fake sky more than anyone else. But he had to admit that it was beautiful now.

Even the sky over Heguan was covered with a thin layer of mist, and it could be said that there was nothing there but deathly silence.

"Hate?"

Jiraiya, who had learned a lot of past events from the traveler, suddenly asked.

But Dyne just glanced at it, not seeming surprised. He just said in annoyance, "Hate it? Watching the country you swore allegiance to gradually collapse and perish! Watching your dearest and most beloved comrades turn into zombie-like monsters. And you ask me if I hate it?!"

Dainsleb has experienced so much suffering that he has become indifferent to the emotions of those around him. That's why his emotional quotient is so low...

"But it's been more than five hundred years. If you still hate them, you wouldn't be sitting here keeping vigil for them right now."

As Jiraiya spoke, he deliberately glanced at Wendy. This heartless guy slept particularly soundly.

Judging from Dainsleb's attitude, everyone knew that Wendy was definitely not ordinary. There were many seemingly unexpected discoveries along the way. All of them were made by Wendy. To say that he had no special identity would be a lie.

"You don't have to be on guard against me, and you don't have to worry about me. True war maniacs are rarely soldiers who rush to the front line, because they understand what war really brings to ordinary people!

The more this happens, the more we realize how difficult it is to achieve peace. Those who shout for war are usually either bad or stupid.

The evil one who sits in a high position, he does not personally participate in the war, and even if it is not a desperate situation, they can always run away, but he is playing politics and power. And those who are influenced by his thoughts can be said to be stupid.

They have no idea of ​​the truth of war, and they only cheer with the partial knowledge instilled by others... I don't know how it feels to be unable to do anything when your companions are torn to pieces in the explosion...

And I, the Sword of the Last Light of Dainslebkanrea, will always stand on the front line of the war! I have witnessed all these tragedies with my own eyes. Revenge? It will only make this tragedy happen again. "

Well, it seems that there is no need for any strategy, this guy successfully completed self-PUA.

"Well, since the people are happy now, let's protect this hard-earned happiness."

"In fact, I wanted to say that you should not advise others to be good without experiencing their suffering. But Jiraiya, before you came, I also saw some of your past. Maybe that's why I am willing to believe you."

As the sun sets and rises, the fog has mostly dissipated. Although it is still hazy, I can finally see the first ray of sunlight.