Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

The travelers and others were facing the abyss, with beads of sweat on their foreheads, while in the layers of fog, our lecherous hermit Jiraiya had already lay down on the perch, yawning out of boredom.

If you give him a quilt now, there is no doubt that with his personality, he will fall asleep immediately!

"It's foggy in this weather. It's like a dream. How come it's better to face your brother or ex-boyfriend than to face me, a handsome man. Or do you think I'm more attractive to you?"

Jiraiya yawned and spoke frivolously.

And from the depths of the fog, a petite figure gradually emerged.

"Ex-boyfriend?" The figure in the mist was stunned, but soon calmed down. After all, he had too much to bear.

"Yes, compared to them, perhaps my burden will be less when facing you." The figure gradually became clear. It was Ying, the "Princess of the Abyss Cult."

At this moment, she seemed to be without the subordinates surrounding her, and she looked like an ordinary girl with something on her mind.

Although Jiraiya currently has the barrier and sky canopy magic circle open at all times, which can detect all living things around him, he is facing the Abyss Cult after all, and some of these guys can't be considered living things.

So, after seeing Yingmei appear, Jiraiya still looked around to avoid being attacked.

“Don’t worry, this layer of fog is the authority that fell from the sky. It usually won’t be accessible for a while. So I really came here alone.

By the way, I heard that you like to drink, but I only brought tea. Do you have any objection? Would you like to drink some? "

As Yingmei spoke, she casually took out a wooden stake, a coffee table, a complete set of tea sets, and even a toad tea pet. Why does this tea ceremony look so familiar?

Seeing Yingmei sitting down and making tea casually without paying attention to anyone, the lecherous immortal... Bah! Toad immortal, how could Master Jiraiya show his cowardice? It was just that his hands were bound by the teacup and he couldn't make a seal.

It's not like I haven't dealt with this kind of trick before.

"Hahaha! It's not just about wine! We, the strongest man in the world... Toad Immortal, are also well versed in the art of tea."

(md, I get called a lecherous immortal and a lecherous immortal all day long. I almost got fooled by them!)

Jiraiya sat on the ground, waving his long hair, and was about to drink the tea in the cup in one gulp. It was the first time in my life that I saw anyone dare to drink freshly brewed hot tea like this.

"Puff! It's hot, hot, hot!" As expected, Jiraiya was so burned after taking a bite that he shook his head repeatedly.

"Hey, little girl. You come up here and stare at my toes. Do you have any weird habits?"

Jiraiya's lips were about to be burned and blistered, but he still teased Yingmei with a slutty look on his face.

Being told this over and over again, even a girl with a lifespan of at least 500+ can't stand it! This old pervert's car speed keeps running over her face!

If we don't talk about serious things, sooner or later this guy will drag us into the gutter! I really can't imagine what kind of person my brother will become if he continues to follow this guy.

The image of her brother with a lewd look on his face, teasing Ganyu with one hand and flirting with Kamisato Ayaka with the other hand gradually emerged in Yingmei's mind, and she couldn't help but shudder.

"Ahem...why don't you ask me why I do these things?" Yingmei now just wants to quickly bring the conversation back to the direction it should be in between normal people!

However, the other party just looked nonchalant, as if saying, "Huh? What does this have to do with me?"

This! This is too infuriating! If her legs weren't long enough, Yingmei would have left her size 34 shoe prints on Jiraiya's face.

The point is, this might actually be a reward to the other person... MD! What kind of stubborn female killer is this!

"You should explain this to your brother or ex-boyfriend. I'm just an outsider. It's hard for a judge to judge family affairs. There's no point in telling me. Let's continue talking about you staring at my toes, okay?

You seem to have never taken your eyes off me?"

"No! You have to listen to me today!"

"Ah, okay, okay!" Jiraiya still looked reluctant, which made Yingmei speechless. Why would there be such an old rogue? Teyvat was indeed too naive...

There was once a father who watched his child turn into a pathetic monster with no self-awareness and weakness.

He hid it from the entire world, hiding his own child who was raised without any disgust, and even at the cost of his own wear and tear, he grew medicine that might be able to save the child.

However, ten years passed, a hundred years passed... The father could only watch his child suffer through a hundred years!

But he was powerless. Even the desperate father wanted to die, but he was trapped in the curse of immortality.

Even death has long become a luxury. Some people desire eternal life, but if they are given an eternal life with only eternal pain, would anyone still think it is happiness?

What is even more tragic is that the final step in treating the child is to worship devoutly to the god who turned his child into a monster.

"When I knelt in front of Nashida's Seven-Day Statue, you know how disgusted I was!" On another perch, the Deep Sin Immersed One was wantonly wielding all kinds of elemental forces, bombarding Dain below as if they were free.

"However, even so! The Seven Gods! Still did not show the slightest mercy! And the cycle of this tragedy is that the abyss erased my suffering and saved my child! So serve the abyss!

Gods? They are just a bunch of bastards who enjoy playing with others! Dainsleb! We are your compatriots! "

The various elemental bombardments did not hurt Dain who was prepared. Even the aftermath that hit the perch was dissolved by the power of space.

However, Dain, who was constantly traveling through space, was suddenly stopped by a mirror made of ice elemental force.

And in the mirror was his own reflection.

"Dainsleb, look directly into your own pupils! These are the pupils of a purebred Kanreya!"

Those were a pair of light blue eyes, and it seemed as if one could see real stars through them!

At the same time, the Baptist of Deep Sin also appeared on the mirror, and a pair of identical pupils were staring at him.

"What do you want to do? You should have known that the curse of undeath is irreversible!"

"No! I have witnessed the reversal of my own child with my own eyes! And that was all due to the power of the abyss!"

"You are Clodal Alberich!" Dain seemed to feel the uncertainty in his heart, and he took several steps back until he stopped in front of the perch.

(Is he still one of the Seven Warlords of the Sea?)

"Alberic? Oh? He! He has already received the blessing of the abyss and died peacefully. I am a person who serves the abyss!"

"The abyss... The abyss will only lead to annihilation! You know that! It can't save anything! What's the point of destroying this world now!?"

"Meaning? When people do not know the teachings of the abyss, they are guilty! The Supreme Being will send fire to burn the world, floods to cleanse the world, thunder to punish the world, and eternal freeze to seal the world!

Only by destroying the filthy people can we leave behind devout believers who remember the teachings of the abyss!"