Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Huh... huh? Sorry, Paimon and the others fell asleep. No! The sun is already so high, how come there are still only a few of us here! I'm so angry! I was so confident yesterday!"

Paimon complained angrily, and the traveler next to him looked at the doctor's pocket watch. It was almost half past eight.

At this time, Yidou came slowly over with his brothers, still sleepy.

"Hahaha! Good morning, my dear friend! How is it, am I not late?"

Seeing Yidou still acting as if nothing had happened, Paimon got even angrier! He almost gritted his teeth and said, "I'm already so late! Paimon didn't wake up and came here to wait without having breakfast!"

But Yidou just looked around and replied nonchalantly: "But the white-haired bastard who asked us to gather yesterday didn't come either. So I'm not late!"

"Ah!!! I'm so angry!!!" Paimon stamped his feet, but the traveler just wanted to laugh. Because except for himself, everyone here is white-haired...

After waiting in boredom for another half an hour, Kakashi finally showed up above the heads of the few people, walking along the treetops.

Before Paimon could question him, the guy who had a serious face yesterday said apologetically, "Sorry, sorry, I was helping an old lady cross the road on the way, so I was late."

……

"Whose grandma has been crossing the road for five hours!!!" Paimon said in a cute and fierce voice.

Kakashi just spread his hands and said, "I ran into a few old ladies on the way, so I was delayed for a while."

"Damn it! You're still talking nonsense! You must have stayed up late watching that 'Intimate Paradise' and that's why you couldn't get up in the morning! Look at the dark circles under your eyes!"

When Paimon said this, Kakashi was shocked as if he had seen through him. He thought to himself, could this guy read minds?

Are you kidding? With your personality, do you still need to be able to read minds...?

"Look, he looks like he's been hit on the head!"

To ease the embarrassment, Kakashi took out a few buns and milk and threw them to the travelers.

Don't ask where Mora came from.

Kakashi did not spend the entire evening watching "Intimate Paradise". He also learned a lot of knowledge about this world and completed a commission from the Adventurer's Association overnight, making a small amount of money.

"Okay, time is running out. You guys eat while I demonstrate. There are 12 seals in total, Zi, Wu... together they make up the twelve Earthly Branches."

Kakashi said this while demonstrating each in slow motion. He never thought that he would have to give such a ninja kindergarten-style lecture one day.

"I have observed the energy source flowing in your bodies. Although it is different from the chakra in our bodies, Ichito and Noelle both of you are using external objects, while you, Sora, are closer to us than this world.

But as the saying goes, no matter how things change, they still remain essentially the same. In essence, seals are a way to better channel and utilize the energy in your body. Whichever method you choose, it should be applicable."

"Okay, you can try to imitate it." Kakashi said and hid aside and flipped through "Intimate Paradise".

However, he was still trying to do two things at once, watching "Intimate Paradise" while observing the training of several people.

Sure enough, there is no shortage of geniuses in every world.

Just look at the traveler. Although he was clumsy at first, he soon became proficient. He doesn't look like a beginner at all. Such talent is hard not to remind people of the proud children of the Uchiha family.

Of course, Kakashi himself actually has such incredible talents.

Kakashi shifted his gaze to Aratake Ichito again. As expected... In contrast to geniuses, there is always some untalented people in every world.

“Ah, hey, hey? What the hell is this… My finger is cramping! It’s cramping! Shit, shit, shit!”

"Boss! Are you okay? How can anyone remember if you keep bending your fingers like this?"

……

This ability of not being able to pair up and cramping one's hand is quite unique.

If it were the former Kakashi, he would have mercilessly forced the other party to give up. After all, going to the battlefield like this would only mean going to die, and he wouldn't even be cannon fodder.

However, it seems that people like Might Guy and Rock Lee are also the best in the ninja world.

Kakashi looked at Noelle again and said in a proper manner that her mentality was more important than her talent.

After everyone trained for a while, Kakashi came out again, stretching lazily.

"Sora, you've practiced very well. You can surpass the average person's one month of hard training in just one day. But remember, there is no shortage of geniuses in the world, and geniuses have more responsibilities.

In order to save Master Jiraiya, or find your sister, or find out the truth of this world. You have a long way to go, and you must keep practicing hard. "

Seeing Kakashi praising the traveler, Ichito immediately came over, not showing any shame but an expression of expecting praise...

How big is this guy's heart?

"Arataki Ichito, to be honest, you have no talent in this area." Kakashi said decisively.

As soon as he finished speaking, Yidou's younger brothers shouted that they wanted to stand up for their boss.

"Hey, hey, hey! What do you mean by no talent? Do you know how powerful our boss is? Look, I'm going to teach the boss a lesson!"

Although they all said so, they all pulled each other tacitly, and no one really rushed forward. After all, they had already seen how strong Kakashi was.

Kakashi looked up and down at Ichito's muscular body, and after thinking for a moment, he nodded and said, "Of course, there are many kinds of talent.

Perhaps you are a genius in other areas as well? I can teach you the strongest physical skills in the ninja world."

As Kakashi spoke, his face suddenly turned red, and green energy waves burst out around his body. With just one burst of energy, Akira, Mamoru, Genta, and several other adult men were blown away.

"This is the Eight Gates of Dunjia! There are eight in total: Kaimen, Xiumen, Shengmen, Shangmen, Dumen, Jingmen, Jingmen and Simen, and I have only opened the third gate.

The higher you go, the more difficult it is and the greater the burden on your body. My life gate is the last safe zone. If you open it carelessly without a strong enough body as a foundation, you may be disabled at best, but if you are not careful, you will explode and die!"

"What a cool feeling! It suits my temperament very well! I will learn this! The Eight Gates of Ninjutsu opens! The most evil demon king Ichito appears!"

…Looking at this stupid look, Kakashi felt a little regretful. But thinking about his best friend Kai, he seemed to be a stupid guy too.

"By the way, if you open the eighth Death Gate, you may gain a thousand times more power, but as the name suggests, once you open it, you will definitely die! Although you probably won't be able to master it one day, I'll still give you some advice."

"Hey! Don't look down on me! Sooner or later, I will open the eighth gate to show you, a white-haired bastard!"

...What kind of brain circuit! And don't set flags blindly!