Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

Facing Uchiha Madara, Kujo Akane was angry but dared not say anything, and could only allow Uchiha to tie her up with a huge dog chain.

And I, a little kid, had to walk in front of him under such great pressure to lead the way. Have you ever seen such a miserable dog?

"I said, Master..."

"Shut up, dogs can't talk!"

Oh my god, what is this man struggling with! Do I really have to walk all the way from Liyue to Mondstadt in this form? Are you in a hurry to go back?

It's just that Chun Chun wants to play with me!

"Grandpa Gan, Mondstadt is already another country. If we walk so slowly, it will take us forever. How about you make this dog grow bigger and carry us over?"

Seeing someone speaking up for her, Xiao Yunzhi nodded vigorously, but she had no choice but to nod, after all, Uchiha Madara didn't allow her to speak.

"Xiaoyun, if you can do this, why didn't you say so earlier?"

Uchiha Madara actually asked about Xiao Yunzhi?

Listening to the question from Uchiha, Xiao Yunzhi felt like she was having a heart attack... ah yes yes, whatever you said is right! After all, I am just your dog.

Why do I always have tears in my eyes? Because I love you so deeply! Xiao Yunzhi looked very aggrieved, and transformed into her original image of a great tengu.

Although the chain still seems a bit big, at least it fits much better than before.

Feeling aggrieved but convinced, Xiao Yunzhi worked hard and carried the two elder brothers, along with her prey, on her back and flew towards Mondstadt.

Great Tengu Kujo Akane, although not very powerful, was able to survive in a world like the Demon God War. His only advantage was that he could run fast enough... His flying speed was absolutely amazing.

During the chaotic Demon God War, even the boundless blue sky still had many huge creatures flying through it. Of course, no matter how huge the body was, it was just a drop in the ocean above the blue sky.

It is really amazing for a dog to shuttle among these huge beasts that are hundreds or thousands of meters long.

Just as they were about to arrive in Mondstadt, they looked around and saw that the whole world was shrouded in an overwhelming storm.

The gale was so strong that even the giant beasts in the sky were forced to take detours.

Not to mention a mere big dog, a downward and swirling hurricane slapped down. It instantly knocked Xiao Yunzhi dizzy and fell heavily to the ground again. She even fainted for a short time.

"It's really useless. Hurry up and explain."

When Xiao Yunzhi got up again, she was held by Uchiha Madara. It seemed that she was shrunk again.

"嘤嘤嘤~"

"I am Uchiha Madara's dog, don't act miserable!"

……

It’s too difficult, being Uchiha Madara’s dog is really too difficult!

Xiao Yunzhi calmed herself down and explained, "Looking at this situation, the rumors that were circulating before. The Lone King of the High Tower, Diekarapian, and the North Wind Wolf King, Andrius, have really started a war for the position of the Seven Rulings of the World!"

"The name is too long, I can't remember it, but anyway, just kill those two, right?"

Uchiha Madara was not joking when he spoke. In this wind field, perhaps Big Dog and his men could not get through.

But it is not a difficult task for Uchiha Madara. After all, as long as you are strong enough, you can even break the restrictions of the rules of the game.

Uchiha Madara had just taken half a step when Xiao Yunzhi grabbed his hind legs with his mouth.

"Master, I know you are very powerful. But... you are still just flesh and blood after all."

"Do you think I can't win?" Uchiha Madara looked at the little guy under him with disdain, full of arrogance.

"Of course not..." Xiao Yunzhi wanted to say something, but it was just a dog. What could a dog say clearly?

Jiraiya, however, could understand a little bit about this seemingly extremely cold Uchiha Madara.

"Grandpa Gan, they are fighting for the position of the Seven Rulings, which is almost equivalent to the position of Hokage in Konoha. If you go over there and kill them both with two swords, who can lead the local people to live a healthy life?

After all, we are both outsiders. We will leave soon. We can't just leave without caring about anything after causing trouble here, right? This is not in line with your Uchiha reputation. "

Uchiha Madara once co-founded Konoha with Hashirama Senju. In his heart, he hoped that humans could live a happy and healthy life without war, so he tried so hard to perform the Infinite Tsukuyomi.

"According to Tuanzi, we should just work together to chop off one side!"

The fat raccoon cat behind Jiraiya, Gozo, suddenly jumped out and said.

"Duango?"

"Oh! This is the new name that Master Jiraiya gave me! He said that I am round and chubby like a dumpling! I like it very much!"

It doesn't seem like a good thing to say, but Madara doesn't care about such things.

Uchiha Madara shook his head. "If we blindly help any party, we cannot guarantee whether their character is upright or not. The tragedy caused by a foolish or simply unwise leader is immeasurable."

Witnessing the vicissitudes of the ninja world over the past century, and seeing the tragedy of the succession of ninja villages in various countries, this is Uchiha Madara's experience, such as the bloody rule of the third generation Mizukage, the militarism of the second generation Raikage, and so on.

"Does anyone know the personalities of those two creatures?"

He actually dared to call the two upper demon gods "those two things". Just hearing this, Kujo Xiaoyunzhi couldn't help but gasp.

He is indeed my master! I really want to lick his feet!

Of course, faced with this problem, these low-level beings during the Demon War period naturally have no way of knowing the personalities of the big shots.

However, Chi, who was fortunate enough to participate in the battle, gave some suggestions.

“The only thing I participated in was the epic battle between the God of Rock and the God of the Sea in Liyue.

I don’t know much about Mondstadt either, but there is a guy who should be very familiar with the character of these upper demon gods. And you have seen them.”

"…The white-haired woman from before? I don't remember her name."

"Hey, grandpa, you don't remember their names?"

"Because it's not important. So you just remember it?"

"Honestly, no... I just remember what it looks like."

"Honestly, I kind of want to slap you to death."

"Hahaha! Grandpa Gan is joking. As the saying goes, don't judge a monk by his appearance, judge a Buddha by his appearance. That Buddha is of course the First Hokage, Hashirama Senju."

Uchiha Madara looked at the little old man who was a head taller than him with some helplessness. This kind of outgoing guy had a weird and abnormal personality.

Then he took out his anger on the dog again, shook the chain, and said calmly: "Then go back."

"Hmm! Ah? Go back? I just came here, Master, let's take a break..."

"My dog, Uchiha Madara, is not allowed to complain or get tired! And dogs can't talk!"