Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Madman, this land of the North Wind is already my territory. How could you still be so stubborn and plunge this land of the North Wind into war! As a demon god who carries the mission of his lover, you have disregarded the lives of mankind!"

The huge dragon spoke such a dignified word, just like the most wise and upright monarch.

But Andrius, the North Wind Wolf King, scoffed at all of this.

It hates humans in the first place, and what it hates even more is these idiots who don't know how to love but keep talking about love.

Without even a second thought, the Wolf King immediately entered his second stage. Wind and ice and snow mixed together, and his sharp claws tore at the tough dragon scales of the Lone King of the High Tower.

The sky-high tornado swept the two great demons into it. The sharp wind was strong enough to lift up boulders weighing hundreds of tons and then smash them into gravel!

If it weren't for the high walls, it's hard to imagine what kind of disaster the people of Mond would have to endure!

The renewed battle between the two superior demons once again brought a layer of biting cold wind to the already devastated Mondstadt.

The ice chips mixed in the cold wind seem to be able to penetrate into people's skin. When the cold reaches its extreme, all people can feel is the pain like being burned by fire.

At this moment, those people who were bending over could not even bend over to survive. They could only crawl on the ground like a maggot, struggling to wriggle.

"Hey! What are you guys waiting for here? Do you want to die? Come with me now!"

The white cat, which had been lazily watching the show just now, suddenly walked up to the bard and said.

"Huh? Cats can actually talk?" Xiao Yunzhi looked surprised.

……

Tuanzi was more or less speechless. No one could say this, and it was definitely not a dog's turn to say it, right?

After the two-tailed white cat finished speaking, he walked into the tavern without looking back. Although everyone was still confused, they thought about it and followed him in.

There was actually a tunnel hidden in the tavern, and the cat was familiar with it. It jumped up and down to unlock the mechanism. Without waiting for others to understand, it crawled into the small hole that was one person wide.

Before entering, the two-tailed white cat turned around and looked around. It seemed to be looking at who followed in. Then it stopped its gaze on Uchiha Madara who was high up.

Emmm... This guy probably doesn't need help, right? No matter what the situation, he is more than capable of protecting himself.

There was a bonfire burning in the secret room. It was so happy to be able to warm up around the fire in such cold weather.

Everyone immediately gathered around the campfire to warm themselves from the cold. Only the young bard was very polite and thanked everyone present.

"No need to thank me. My original intention was not to save you. I just wanted to save him."

The two-tailed white cat said this and looked at Jiraiya who had just stopped his nosebleed.

"Hmm?" Jiraiya was also a little puzzled, but this cat did feel a little familiar.

"How is it? Are you familiar with it?" The white cat licked its paws gracefully.

Jiraiya thought about it for a while, then slapped his thigh and said, "Could it be that you are the stray cat I raised when I was eight years old? Are you here to repay me now? At this time, you will usually turn into a peerless beauty, right?

Hehe, in order to have such a dreamlike encounter, I fed stray cats and dogs a lot. But after so many years, I only received a toad to repay my kindness... Now, is the good guy finally rewarded?"

Looking at Jiraiya's excited look, the two-tailed white cat just wanted to kick him out and let him feel the cold wind outside the house.

Besides, what the hell is this eight years old? What eight-year-old kid would think about this kind of thing?

"It's a tailed beast! A tailed beast!" said the two-tailed white cat, and was about to jump up and scratch Jiraiya's face.

No wonder, this familiar feeling was actually felt from Naruto, the "tailed beast" is a terrifying existence composed entirely of chakra. After knowing this, the Chi in Jiraiya's body couldn't help but tremble.

It is obvious that he has suffered a psychological trauma from being beaten by Naruto.

However, not all tailed beasts are as outrageous as the Nine-Tailed Fox. It should be said that the Nine-Tailed Fox is unique.

"Yumukuto?" Jiraiya asked.

And this name, it's been too long since I last heard it. I still miss it so much...

"No, Yukito is dead. Killed by Hidan Kakuzu of the Akatsuki organization. Jiraiya, you should know that."

"…So, you are just a tailed beast and not a Jinchūriki?"

"Yeah, two-tailed mongoose."

When he learned that he was facing a tailed beast, Jiraiya had to look this tiny creature up and down.

Speaking of tailed beasts, aren't they all huge beasts like the Nine-Tails? What's the situation with the Two-Tails? Even if it's a cat, it can't be so mini, right?

"Speaking of which, as a tailed beast, why do you care about my name? We have probably never even met, right?"

Although the opponent is small, the tailed beasts are regarded as destructive forces in the five major countries. Jiraiya dare not let his guard down.

"Your name? It's mainly because you occupy too much weight in Naruto's heart. I saved you purely because I have truly seen Naruto's memories. After all, I am just a cat and there is no need for me to fight. They will not embarrass a cat."

When the Two-Tails revealed Naruto's identity, Jiraiya no longer had any doubts.

"Of course, maybe it's also because I'm too lonely. I've been alone in this world for a hundred years, although it's nothing compared to my seemingly immortal life.

But it’s enough to drive people crazy.”

A hundred years have passed, and the white cat has almost forgotten his past life. If it continues like this, the white cat will have to regard everything in the past as a dream, and regard it all as unreal and absurd.

Fortunately, Jiraiya appeared in time and told the white cat that everything in the past was true.

When Uchiha Madara opened the sacred tree, ripples actually appeared in space. The two-tailed beast, one of the most important nutrients of the sacred tree, was also inevitably drained of a large amount of chakra.

Later, when Naruto used the Lava Release Rasengan to cut down the Sacred Tree, the strong space ripples actually absorbed a lot of the power of the tailed beasts.

The existence of the tailed beasts was originally just a collection of chakra. So when the chakra split and condensed again, a new existence appeared again.

"By the way, I see you guys came here with Uchiha Madara. Are you sure that guy is safe? Otherwise, he is the most dangerous enemy, right?"

"Don't worry, at least for now he still recognizes me as his godson."

"Ah? Grandson?" Erwei was stunned for a moment, but he didn't really want to care about these stupid thoughts of humans. Anyway, safety is all that matters.

"By the way, do you have any way to go back?"

"Why are you in such a hurry to go back? I see you're having a pretty good time here."

"...I am a collection of chakras. When the chakras dissipate, I will cease to exist, and this world...I cannot replenish the corresponding chakras."

"Then it looks like we have to go together to find that time demon."