Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

Gods use mud to create bodies, and the evil art of Impure World Reincarnation also uses mud to create bodies for the dead to use. The original meaning of Impure World is filthy and dirty soil, which is a derogatory term for humans to covet the power of gods.

Whether it is the God of the West or the Nüwa of the East, human beings seem to be just a wisp of yellow earth.

However, even those powerful demons can only recreate the body but cannot revive the dead. Otherwise, Wendy would not have watched the singing boy die in front of her eyes.

Then so many tragedies will not happen again.

The Scarlet King's Garden of Silence, which can bring the dead back to life, might not be a pure lie, but a corner of filthy forbidden knowledge!

When reshaping the bodies for Jiraiya and himself, it seemed that some knowledge about gods and forbidden knowledge surged into the white cat's brain like a flood. Like a huge wave, it rolled and hit the knowledge of the two-tailed Matatabi that had been there for thousands of years.

And deep in that strange memory, there seemed to be a man with white hair and blue armor flashing in it. This guy probably knew a lot about this god!

"White Cat, what's wrong with you?"

At this time, the white cat had already shaped its body, but it was still standing there in its soul form. Jiraiya took the lead and got into his own body.

The death of the body means nothing to the demons; only the annihilation of both body and soul can be considered death.

"Nothing..." The white cat finally reacted after hearing Jiraiya's call, and in a daze it crawled into its own body.

Seeing the fully recovered Jiraiya, the Traveler and Paimon were so excited that they almost hung on Jiraiya in a sloth-like hug.

"Great, to celebrate the successful return of the Lecherous Immortal, let's go to Xinyue Pavilion for a feast! Hehe, this time it's our treat!"

Paimon said this and proudly took out a super high-grade Mora worth 100 million.

However, Jiraiya shook his head with a worried look on his face.

"Master Jiraiya, our teleportation seems to be closely related to you. Is there any way to go back?"

Kakashi is quite rational. He has read Jiraiya's "Intimate Paradise" to pieces. But when facing the author, he still retains his rationality. At least he doesn't hang on Jiraiya like the Traveler and Paimon.

"Now, it's not time to go back. We must go to Liyue and find Tsunade first!"

The traveler and Paimon had never seen Jiraiya with such a determined look. Tsunade? It seemed that Jiraiya had mentioned this name several times.

"Are you saying that the Fifth Hokage has also traveled through time? What is going on in this world?" Yamato asked in confusion.

Jiraiya just shook his head and said, "I don't know the details. When I sank to the bottom of the sea, my vision gradually blurred. When I regained consciousness, I was caught by the two little guys hanging on my body with a fishhook.

However, if it wasn't an illusion, at the last moment, a guy with black hair who looked like Naruto appeared.

There is another sentence that has come up repeatedly during my several trips back and forth. "When the gods created the first humans, they were unwilling to give them intelligence, and only regarded humans as domesticated pigs. The fruit of wisdom is the evil product created by the gods and filthy people..."

Hahahaha, I can’t remember what happened afterwards. ”

Jiraiya smiled broadly, while Kakashi seemed to be thinking. If this black-haired man who looked like Naruto was the "Abyss" that Paimon and the Traveler had mentioned before.

Then he must have his own plan for forcibly opening the space teleportation and summoning outsiders, and this plan is probably the future of the entire human race!

"Don't think too much, it's important to find Tsunade!"

"Huh? Jiraiya, you seem unusually excited?"

"Of course! That's Princess Tsunade! The most choppy breasts I have ever seen in my life!" Jiraiya said as he measured the size of his chest.

The only thing missing was saliva mixed with blood from the nose.

...At least it proves that this is definitely a genuine lustful immortal.

The Traveler and Paimon suddenly climbed down from Jiraiya in disgust, pinching their eyes and asking:

"Do you have any clues? Although we are very familiar with Liyue, it is still too big after all. It is not easy to find someone. Especially since you are all ninjas. If Tsunade wants to hide, I am afraid that no matter how many Thousand Waves troops we send out, we may not be able to find her."

The traveler was still modest, but Paimon pinched his waist and said proudly: "Hehe~ Paimon is the best guide. There is no place in the whole Liyue that Paimon doesn't know!"

"Of course there is a clue. Tsunade should be in a casino now."

The slap in the face came so quickly. When she heard the word "casino", Paimon immediately wilted. Please, she and the traveler looked like children. Even if they could find a casino, they would not let them in.

They don’t even bring a drink to the travelers… 500+ minors~

"Well, well... I know there will be no problem finding Ye Lan! She carries the dice with her all day! She will definitely know!"

So, the group rushed to Ye Lan's residence in a hurry.

The key point is that the time chosen doesn't seem to be quite right. Ye Lan seems to have just returned from a mission and is taking a comfortable hot bath at home.

When he heard that it was the Traveler and Paimon knocking on the door, he was not on guard at all and opened the door for them while wearing a bath towel.

Seeing a circle of men standing outside the house, Ye Lan hesitated for a moment, then wiped her hair with a towel as if no one was around and asked, "So so many people are here to surrender?"

As Ye Lan spoke, she glanced at Jiraiya who was in the lead. Logically speaking, this weird old man should have had a nosebleed and fallen to the ground after seeing such a scene that made a man's blood boil.

His expression now was surprisingly calm. It looked like something important was going on. And this masked white-haired guy seemed quite handsome.

After the Traveler and Paimon briefly explained the situation, Ye Lan stretched lazily, with the range of motion being enough to show off her proud curves.

The wooden head with dull eyes next to him can't control himself, but Jiraiya is still unmoved! This masked white-haired handsome guy turned out to be an abstinent type, quite interesting~

"Regarding the address of this casino you mentioned, it can be said to be one of the most mysterious places in Liyue. It drifts along the ocean current and has no exact address. But the method of entering should be known to few people better than me.

But as you know, my identity is quite special, so I can't bring anyone in. And something seems to have happened recently, and the control of this casino is much stricter than before.

I'll tell you the entrance, and as for what happens next, it's up to you to figure it out."

As Ye Lan spoke, she drew a very small circle on the Liyue map. After taking a quick look, she found that it was indeed the mysterious Yanshang Tea House!

Afterwards, Ye Lan didn't care at all that there were these grown men in the house, and went back to the bathtub to soak alone. She didn't even close the bathroom door!