Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"I never hit a woman, but you are not a woman at all!"

Jiraiya said this with great pride, and then he fired a huge Rasengan at the monster.

All he heard was a roar that sounded like both a monster and a woman. The monster that seemed so powerful was actually unable to block Jiraiya's attack and was hit with a huge hole in it.

The charming woman from before could still be seen in the hole. It could be seen that she had transformed from a charming woman into an old lady in such a short period of time.

"Wow, it stinks! Huh? What's going on?" Paimon had just come back to his senses from the shock, and flew to the side of the traveler, pinching his nose and speaking cautiously.

Looking at the woman in the monster's corpse, the traveler couldn't help but frown, which reminded him of many bad memories.

Back then on Haiqi Island, Zheping died under such power.

"I'm afraid it's because she converted all her vitality into strength in a very short period of time, and her life force has been exhausted."

The traveler looked at the woman with a little pity. Evil eyes? What a disgusting thing.

Jiraiya also had an impression of such a scene. When Tsunade had exhausted her strength, she would also show such fatigue.

Without thinking too much, he landed next to the woman in an instant. Half of her body was still attached to the monster.

"Hey! That... Hedgehog Head! She's already dying! And she's a bad person, there's no need to save her!"

Paimon said this in a cute way, and seemed to be unable to remember Jiraiya's name. So he used his specialty skill - giving nicknames based on characteristics!

"Hedgehog head?" Jiraiya was also confused for a moment, but then he easily pulled the woman out of the monster's body, carried her on his shoulder and jumped back to the Traveler and Paimon.

"Wow! He jumped so high! Is he comparable to Xiao?" Paimon was shocked again!

Jiraiya ignored Paimon and checked the woman's breath. He then checked her pulse and immediately kissed her!

"Hey! No way! This guy can even kiss an old woman like this? Although he is also very old, this is too weird! And the other party is about to die!" Paimon was so shocked that he jumped up and down.

I couldn't believe my eyes.

"Paimon, stop it, old man. He should be doing artificial respiration."

"Artificial respiration? What is that?"

“It’s a way to save lives.”

"Huh...what kind of method is that? I even have to kiss to save people!" Paimeng showed a look of disgust at this moment.

"And everyone says this guy is a bad guy! There's no need to save him! It turns out it's simply because this guy is a pervert!" Paimon pointed at Jiraiya and said so excitedly.

At this moment, the woman also recovered a little and coughed violently twice. Jiraiya finally breathed a sigh of relief.

He shouted angrily at Paimon, "You little, useless psychic beast! I'm still listening!"

"Wow! I forgot he was still listening!"

After being scolded by Jiraiya, Paimon immediately hid behind the Traveler in a very cowardly manner, looking aggrieved.

"Paimon is not a small, useless summoning beast! Paimon didn't say anything wrong! You, you, you! You must be a woman who likes it!" Paimon hid behind the traveler and angrily imitated Eula, pinching his waist and retorting to Jiraiya.

The traveler beside him seemed to think about it for a moment and nodded affirmatively: "At least Paimon is a big eater!"

"Hey!" Paimon was obviously not very satisfied with the traveler's support!

"If you say so, women are indeed the most perfect creatures in the world. That curvy figure, ahem, you, a child, wouldn't understand. It's not easy for us writers to find materials.

You should look at things from a creative perspective, not with such vulgar and shameless ideas. Besides, this immortal still has requirements for creative materials, at least a little thing like you cannot be the material. "

Oh my god... How on earth can Jiraiya say such nonsense so seriously?

Paimon was almost confused, but then he came to his senses and chopped his feet several times before shouting angrily:

"Wow! I'm so angry! I was drooling just now! And you're still talking so seriously! Hedgehog Head is not okay, Paimon will definitely give you the ugliest nickname!"

After Paimeng pondered for a long time, he suddenly had an idea and said proudly, "Hey, I got it. From now on, I'll call you the Lecherous Immortal!"

Hearing the nickname that Paimon gave him, Jiraiya stood there for a long time, as if he was recalling something. As heroic as he was, his eyes actually became moist.

Seeing Jiraiya's condition, Paimon was also frightened.

"What's going on? Traveler, did Paimon go too far? Hey, Hedgehog-headed Paimon won't call you a lecherous immortal anymore. Okay?"

Unexpectedly, Jiraiya suddenly burst into laughter, which really scared Paimon.

"Hahahaha! What a lecherous immortal! Why does it feel like I haven't heard that in ages!"

"Traveler, is this guy okay? There's obviously something wrong! How come he looks so happy even though Paimon gave him such an ugly nickname?"

As Paimon was speaking, he found that Jiraiya's hand suddenly reached out.

Paimon thought Jiraiya was going to beat him up, but he didn't expect him to just touch his head gently.

With a kind face, he said, "It's okay, it's okay, just shout if you want. And it's never so easy to judge whether a person is good or bad.

People cherish their lives, and she was willing to risk her life to keep us here. It's obvious that she was coerced!"

"Ah, that makes sense..." Paimon really didn't expect that Jiraiya, who looked so frivolous, could be so handsome.

The afterglow of the setting sun in the clouds cast a melancholy glow on his face. What was this damn charm?

"Hey... before you say that, could you please take your hands off her breasts..."

At this moment, Jiraiya was helping the woman stand up with one hand, but his hand was obviously placed in the wrong place.

Paimon said he was really stupid. For a moment he felt that he had misunderstood this old pervert.

"Ahem! This is purely an accident!" Looking at the woman who woke up slowly,

Jiraiya quickly changed the subject and said, "Besides, for a ninja, information is always the most important thing. Saving her is equivalent to saving the information!"

"Ninja? So it's from Inazuma? There seems to be something wrong with the ninjas in the last episodes."

(At this moment, a lazy Zaoyou who was sleeping was sneezing madly.)

"But why do you call yourself a sage when you're a ninja? That's weird."

No one could respond to Paimeng's doubts for a while.

Jiraiya just looked at the woman solemnly and asked, "You just said that you had to stop them. Otherwise, they would not let you go even if you go back. What's going on?"

Although he had no clue, Jiraiya vaguely felt that these things must have some inevitable connection with the reason why he drifted here.

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