Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Wow! This year's Sea Lantern Festival is so beautiful! Did you see it? The Dapeng Sky Lantern at the port is so beautiful!"

Paimeng looked around the busiest streets of Liyue, but you know, the Lantern Festival is not just about lanterns. There are candied haws, New Year paintings, shadow plays, dragon and lion dances...

It can be said that the entire continent of Teyvat will never be more lively than Liyue today. After all, Liyue is the most populated place in the continent.

"Really? Paimon, please fly slower. You have so much food in your hands. Can you really finish it?"

The traveler looked helplessly at Paimon who was blinded by the food. In this lively atmosphere, Jiraiya saw Noel standing blankly in front of a stall.

Jiraiya took a quick look at the stall, which was a stall where you could win prizes by throwing sandbags. As a ninja, Jiraiya naturally looked down on such things.

But since Noelle likes it, Jiraiya naturally won't be stingy with it. Anyway, he did save a little money when he was distributing "Intimate Paradise" to Inazuma before.

"What's wrong, Noelle? Why don't you go out and have some fun? Don't you have money?"

Facing Jiraiya's sudden approach, Noelle blushed and took a small step back. Then she shook her head repeatedly, looking a little scared.

This timid look is indeed somewhat cute, and it is very easy to arouse people's desire to protect her, let alone a man like Jiraiya.

"It's okay, it's okay, boss, just let her have fun. All expenses will be borne by this immortal." Jiraiya patted his chest proudly.

"Immortal?" Calling oneself an immortal in Liyue can be considered as a middle school syndrome, but how can one still be a middle school syndrome at such an old age?

The shop owner felt strange, but why not do business? It was a safe bet to play with such a weak little girl, right?

The boss thought so, then smiled and handed the sandbag to Noel.

"Not expensive, 1000 Mora per time. Pick a doll and smash it. The most expensive doll is a limited edition worth Mora!"

The boss said this temptingly, and fiddled with the mechanism on the shelf. This was equivalent to putting a wooden board behind each doll.

In this situation, unless the top of the doll is hit directly, it would be difficult for even an ordinary adult male to knock it down, let alone a "weak woman" like Noelle.

“Really? Let me play?” Noelle still looked timid and unbelieving.

"Of course, of course. Is there any need to say more?" The boss grinned. In this situation, he could make a lot of money this time.

But this trick could not escape Jiraiya's eyes. Just when he was about to stop Noel, he turned around and suddenly saw Noel holding the sandbag in an extremely standard posture to accumulate strength.

The way her foot stepped on the ground made even Jiraiya tremble. It was like seeing a young Tsunade!

"Wait! Wait!" When the boss saw Noel's stomping foot, he suddenly panicked and looked at the shelf beside him with a worried look.

However, Jiraiya looked at the sandbag Noel threw out. With this accuracy, the boss should be worried about himself...

As he watched the shop owner being knocked into the backstage in an extremely graceful arc, Jiraiya seemed to understand what Noel meant by "Really, let me play?"

This is probably the killer of several stores, and has already harmed several store owners. Maybe the owner of this store is not very popular and didn't get the news?

"I'm not a little girl, and I'm not a commodity. The stuff is there! How did you get to me?"

The shop owner crawled back to the front desk with difficulty, looking at the two of them with resentment. It was only one thousand Moras, why did it have to be like this?

"I'm sorry, I'm so sorry! I'll be gentler next time!" Noel apologized quickly.

However, the shop owner pounded the table and roared, "Although your strength is exaggerated, this is no longer a question of strength. This is about accuracy! Do you understand accuracy?"

"Then can I still play..." Noelle looked very aggrieved at this moment. Even the shop owner felt that he was the one who should be aggrieved at this moment.

But looking at Noel's angelic face, he still felt pity for him. Besides, with Noel's accuracy, it would be unnecessary for him to set up that mechanism himself.

It's still stable to make money, as long as you stay away from it, nothing will happen.

"Hey, you guys ran into me though. Go ahead and play, but wait until I'm far away."

The shop owner said this and hid in the corner of the house. But the next moment he could never understand it in his life.

Why is a sandbag so elastic?! I watched the sandbag bounce four or five times in the room and then hit my face again.

The shop owner had completely given up thinking and could only cover his face in pain.

This guy definitely did it on purpose! The shop owner was so sad that he could not even cry.

But Noel still looked apologetic, which made the boss feel very angry.

"What are you playing? You look so happy?" Tsunade looked drunk, and seemed to be in a good mood. After all, not long ago, the old friends who had not seen each other for many years reunited again.

And this reunion is fighting side by side. How can people of their age not be happy about this?

When Tsunade appeared, the shop owner seemed to see hope and immediately handed the hot sandbag in his hand to Tsunade.

No matter what, just move the sandbag away from that little girl as soon as possible!

Jiraiya looked at the sandbag that fell into the hands of the drunk Tsunade and couldn't help but worry about the store owner.

What he is about to face is... hell!

The travelers and others who had seen Tsunade punch Illmin into the ground were no longer brave enough to open their eyes.

The shop owner looked at Tsunade drunk and throwing sandbags with a smug look on his face. But the next second, he heard a loud bang!

What is this? A sonic boom?! A woman just threw something and a sonic boom occurred! ?

The shop owner couldn't believe it and had no time to react before his shelf was smashed into pieces by the sandbag...

If Jiraiya hadn't intervened in time and pulled him out with his white hair, the store owner might have been torn into pieces, right?

"Wow! I just want to make some money to support my family during the Lantern Festival. I don't want you to do this. Can't I just stop making money?! I beg you to leave quickly! I'll give you all the dolls!"

The shop owner, a man of seven feet tall, burst into tears, and Paimon, the God's Mouth, said in a sly way, "Grown man, why are you crying?"

Fortunately, Jiraiya immediately took out his own money to subsidize the boss.

"You don't have to take them all, but I'll take this one." Jiraiya said, and took out a white-haired doll and held it in front of Noelle.