Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

Jiraiya must have imagined this scene for decades, right? It turns out that the old toad will eventually be able to eat the swan.

If it was a few decades ago, Tsunade would definitely be able to swing herself and let herself suffer a fatal injury again. Perhaps it would not be enough to just break two ribs.

However, at this moment, the powerful Tsunade seemed to have lost all her strength. She felt limp all over, and she was so weak that she couldn't even muster up any strength.

The two arms unconsciously wrapped around Jiraiya's neck, emitting a faint scent of grass and trees.

Sure enough, no matter how strong a woman is, she still has such a weak side. If it were in the past, Jiraiya would have worried that she would strangle him to death.

It is also hard to imagine how much courage Jiraiya mustered to bend over and kiss Tsunade like this?

"Really? Following these idiots, humans always see some inexplicable situations."

The demon Chi in his mind was complaining, which really made Jiraiya extremely unhappy. Thinking about it this way, he thought that he would be watched by this guy no matter what he did in the future!

By the way, when Minato stuffed the Nine-Tails into Naruto's body, did he ever consider this aspect?

But thinking about it again, the Kyuubi should have seen it a lot. As far as we know, it has also seen the "battle" between the first Hokage, Hashirama Senju, and Mito Uzumaki, as well as Naruto's parents, Minato Namikaze and Kushina Uzumaki.

Maybe, I mean maybe. Kyuubi can still...can still give me some guidance?

"Hurry, hurry, look over there! Traveler, take the camera!" Gossip is a common problem for every girl, and Paimon is no exception.

When the traveler picked up the camera to capture the moment, Noel and the others were also attracted.

For such a twilight love, which remains unchanged even after decades, everyone else casts envy and blessing glances.

Only Noel hugged the ugly white-haired doll in his arms tightly, and seemed to feel a little uncomfortable.

Why should this happen? Noelle couldn't understand... She could only helplessly hold the doll tighter.

On the stage, Yun Jin stopped dancing and then withdrew her aura. She walked to Jiraiya and the others with a casual look on her face and said:

"Ah, it seems that the old man has already received his prize. Originally, the prize should have been given to me - to personally teach Liyue opera. Now it seems a bit redundant."

Yunjin was a bit naughty, and he had obviously learned bad habits from Hutao. He even panted heavily when he spoke.

Although Jiraiya was somewhat interested in Liyue's classical opera, he was not serious about learning it.

Of course, if Jiraiya had been invited by such a peerless beauty before, if he had hesitated for a second, it would be disrespectful to his title of "lecherous sage".

But now... Jiraiya just held Tsunade's hand tightly, which still had some warmth, for fear of losing it again.

However, the childish Chi inside him was not as experienced as the Nine-Tails. This was the first time he entered a human body and became a "jinchūriki".

Regardless of what images were filling Jiraiya's mind, he immediately urged:

"Jiraiya quickly agreed! The dance that this little human girl just performed was created by Gechen Langshi Zhenjun. If she is proficient in it.

It can activate the blood and better control the fusion of our powers!"

"Actually, I want to merge with Tsunade more now..." Jiraiya wanted to refuse immediately, but Tsunade beside him blushed and pushed Jiraiya forward.

"Go ahead. It's a great day. Don't spoil everyone's fun. Go and perform. It can be considered a warm-up. I'll wait for you."

Tsunade had said this, and then the old man Jiraiya walked to Yunjin's side under the gazes of the Liyue people who wanted to kill him.

Wow! He really wanted to kill someone! He was just an old man! He just kissed a young lady as charming as Tsunade. (At least that's how they saw it.)

Then he will be on the same stage with Liyue’s famous idol, Yunjin, who will also teach him opera performance.

Which man wouldn't be jealous!!!

"Hmm~ Judging from the old man's physique, he is majestic and strong, and has more than enough heroic spirit, but lacks gentleness. He is not suitable for our style of drama.

But there is a drama in the southwest of Liyue that is more suitable for you. It is called Shu Opera! "

It must be said that Yun Jin is indeed a master of opera. She is not only good at Li Opera, but also other operas.

Just watch the face changing, teeth playing, fire spitting, rolling lanterns, water hair, water sleeves, back collar, mouth collar, flying kneeling, as well as "front flying collar", "back flying collar", "mixed collar" and "scattered collar", "pleat skills", kicking with wise eyes, changing beard, hiding knives, etc. in Shu Opera.

It can be said that he is proficient in everything and knows everything.

But Yunjin is, after all, Liyue's most popular actress. Even if she doesn't care about herself, she still has to care about the audience. So she can't perform in a grand and open manner.

But maybe it was because being a ninja meant that he had acquired a lot of unique skills, or maybe Jiraiya really had an inextricable bond with Shu Opera.

After learning some skills from Yun Jin for a short while, he immediately changed his outfit and appeared on stage in a yellow and black robe, as if it was prepared for this moment.

It drew applause from the whole audience. The key lies in the other Shu opera performers, who mostly used skills and sleight of hand to perform fire breathing.

But Jiraiya is really vomiting! He doesn't even need to hold a torch in his hand, and he doesn't need to prepare anything. It's much more magical than the Eye of God.

"Okay! We have also prepared a grand prize for the second question, which is the delicious food of Wanmintang Xiangling!"

As Kurumi said this, he led Jiraiya and the traveler to a restaurant with a unique view.

Looking out the window, you can see a bright moon, fireworks and lanterns all over the sky. It can be said that just looking at such scenery can whet your appetite.

Everyone was in sync and even though the seats were crowded (Hu Tao didn't expect there would be so many new friends), they still tacitly made room for an empty seat.

The plate of almond tofu was placed closest to the empty seat.

“Wow! It looks delicious! But Paimon can’t eat any more.” Paimon clearly said this, but the people present.

Apart from Yidou, she ate the most! She was almost full and the food was too spicy, but she was still forcing herself to eat. Yidou wasn't much better.

Although he can’t eat beans, he still can’t help but indulge in spicy bean curd, as if it would be a pity for him to miss a bite of any dish…

This was destined to be a happy night. After eating, drinking and having fun, Jiraiya and Tsunade returned to a room in silence.

Listening to the gurgling sound of running water and the slight panting coming from the bathtub in the room, I think this night must be the most beautiful night for Jiraiya.