Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Hahaha, this is a monster! A monster that married a dog!"

Uchiha Madara, realizing that his painting skills were extremely poor, wanted to rush into the castle tower and ask the local supreme ruler if he had any information about the whereabouts of the dog.

Halfway through the journey, under a withered cherry tree, we saw four extremely naughty children throwing stones at a middle-aged woman with purple hair and a yellow and black dog in her arms.

Not far from the naughty kids, there were a few parents who were talking and laughing as if they were turning a blind eye.

People like Uchiha Madara would normally never lower their status to get involved in such ridiculous matters.

It was just out of guilt towards the dog, and the woman happened to be holding a puppy, which made it difficult for Uchiha Madara to ignore this matter.

The moment this thought came to mind, Uchiha Madara appeared in front of the woman. And the stones thrown by the naughty boys were not even weak in Uchiha Madara's eyes.

Before he even came into contact with Uchiha Madara, he was turned into powder by Madara's incredibly powerful aura.

If it was an ordinary human, seeing this scene, he would know to run away. But the other party was not an ordinary human, but the most troublesome naughty child!

The naughty kid in the lead, with a big snot hanging from his nose and a face full of flesh at a young age, shouted at Madara-sama in an extremely arrogant manner: "Stupid octopus over there! How dare you interfere in the affairs of Taro, the God of Black Thunder!"

(Octopus is considered a swear word in daily life.)

It was obvious that they had their own adults to back them up, so the naughty kids seemed extremely unscrupulous. They cursed at Uchiha Madara without restraint.

It's really funny. Uchiha Madara seemed to have been fighting on the battlefield with a knife since he could remember. He also received a lot of abuse, but most of them were just the screams of the enemies before they died.

This was the first time that he was scolded but couldn't take action. But Uchiha Madara was willful, and Hashirama might be able to tolerate this kind of unprovoked anger.

But he, Uchiha Madara, can’t do that!

If he didn't want to fight, he didn't want to fight. Uchiha Madara didn't even want to use illusions on these naughty kids. After all, even the simplest illusions could cause irreversible damage to children of this age.

So when he saw those naughty kids picking up stones and throwing them at him, Uchiha Madara simply gave them a taste of their own medicine.

He stomped his feet lightly, and four pieces of gravel hit the stone in the boy's hand with extreme precision.

The stone picked up by the naughty boy was smashed to pieces in an instant. Although the vibration caused by the collision of two stones would not hurt the human body, the numbing pain was enough to teach these naughty children a lesson.

Sure enough, after the naughty kids realized what was happening, they covered their hands, cried in pain, and went looking for their mother.

Uchiha Madara watched coldly, then looked at the woman curled up under the cherry tree.

Her face was haggard, her purple hair was scattered randomly, blood was oozing from her wounds, and her pitiful eyes revealed deep helplessness and pain, which made people feel pity.

But it was just bullying by a few kids, why would an adult like this look like that?

She squatted there quietly, just constantly comforting the puppy in her arms. Her desolate back looked even lonelier against the bloody backdrop.

"Are you okay?" Uchiha Madara rarely showed a trace of tenderness and asked the woman.

However, the woman seemed to be deaf and continued to curl up in the corner, trembling with the puppy in her arms.

Can't you hear me? Uchiha Madara waved his hand in front of the woman again, as if he couldn't even see her eyes. But what Uchiha Madara didn't notice was that when he approached, the woman's expression seemed to change slightly.

And the expression was very complicated, with shock, nostalgia, and even more like escape!

"What kind of person is this! You're such a grown-up, yet you're still picking on a child? You're so shameless." A group of women ran over chattering.

But Uchiha Madara didn't tolerate it at all. He just turned around and took a glance. The murderous intent in his eyes frightened the group of women and sent chills down their spines.

However, the women were not convinced at all. They pinched their waists with their fiercest aura, pointed at Uchiha Madara's nose and cursed: "What!? You shameless man, are you having an affair with this bitch?

Now he wants to beat women? Someone, come and see! This man not only bullies children, but now he wants to beat women too!"

This is the power that women rely on the most, putting themselves in a weak position. They brazenly use their identity as the weak and use morality as a weapon to point at Uchiha Madara and scold him.

Seeing the crowds gathering, the women became more confident. They couldn't believe that a grown man could do this to a woman in public.

Not to mention, there are people from the Ministry of Justice around now.

It's just that the arrogant women didn't expect that they were facing Uchiha Madara! A man who dared to play with the whole world, what gentlemanly etiquette would he talk to you about!

Without even hesitating, Uchiha Madara slapped the leading woman in the face.

“It’s too noisy.”

Uchiha Madara said this and turned his gaze towards the other women, waiting for whoever spoke again so that he could slap her as well.

"You, you, you!" The woman who was slapped in the face was so angry that she wanted to curse again, but she was slapped again as soon as she opened her mouth.

Seeing the leading shrew with blood on her mouth, the other women dared not speak any more. They could only cast their eyes eagerly towards the Tianling Fengxing who was watching the excitement on the side.

The crowd nearby also started to shout, "Catch this stranger quickly! Don't let strangers always step on our heads!"

"Catch me? That's ridiculous. How can a god be imprisoned by a mortal?"

Several Tenryo Bugyo had just raised their weapons, trying to capture Uchiha Madara. But those spears were locked in front of the blue Susanoo skeleton!

The next moment, the incomplete form of Susanoo proudly appeared in the crowd, waving his four arms. Those spears were like paper when facing such a super-dimensional power.

It was broken just by touching the Susanoo skeleton. Seeing this situation, the crowd who were still there to watch the fun immediately dispersed.

Isn't this the power that only exists in the latest serialized novel? How could something like a thousand-meter-high blue giant exist and appear in front of them?

The crowd was able to flee, but the women who came to cause trouble were so frightened that they could not move their legs. They could only stare at Uchiha Madara who looked like the legendary Shura Yasha.

He apologized frantically, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I just... didn't mean to offend you!"

Uchiha Madara was too lazy to even pay attention to these shrews. He just ignored everyone's opinions and hugged the woman curled up under the cherry tree in his arms.