Jiraiya's Heroic Stories: Genshin Impact

"Lord Grass God... Wisdom is the enemy of the God of Wisdom. Knowledge is the bait floating on the surface of the sea of ​​ignorance. All creatures with intelligence often seek deeper knowledge.

For them, wisdom and knowledge are far better than addictive drugs. Physical hunger can never compare to spiritual thirst. "

Under the real world tree, in the palace where the gods were imprisoned, someone was staring at the wisdom sleeping inside with sharp eyes.

The traveler who had spent the entire Lantern Festival happily was suddenly awakened from his sleep, although he knew it was just a vague dream.

But the traveler still got up in a cold sweat and quickly packed his luggage. Although there was a lot of luggage, most of it was in the space backpack.

So the panicked traveler grabbed Paimeng and put him into the food bag.

"Hey! I've told you many times! Paimon is not edible! You still can't get over this joke, right?" Paimon, who was woken up, really wanted to punch the Traveler twice.

After learning the truth, the traveler felt a little dazed and didn't even pay attention to Paimon. He just concentrated on packing his luggage.

"Ah... why is this happening!" Paimeng pouted in anger, but he couldn't do anything to the Traveler. He just felt a little distressed.

Apparently noticing the movement in the traveler's room, Jiraiya knocked politely on the door and walked in with Tsunade.

"Where are you going in such a hurry?" Jiraiya asked after only casually glancing at the traveler's bag.

But the traveler didn't plan to reply. He should have been happy for Jiraiya's happiness. But, but, but at this moment, he just felt very uncomfortable.

I always feel that other people's happiness seems to be taken away from me.

The traveler was trembling slightly because of unwillingness, which did not escape Jiraiya's eyes. He immediately squatted down and comforted him: "Don't worry, I will accompany you. There is no need to fight alone like this."

"..."

"Paimon is always here too! Whether eating, sleeping, fishing, or fighting Hilichurls, Paimon is always here!"

The traveler looked at the two people he was closest to and finally suppressed the thousands of thoughts in his mind and said, "I want to go to Xumi as soon as possible! Find the Grass God and the World Tree!"

"Of course there's no problem! We've been traveling all the time, to Mondstadt, Liyue, Inazuma, so Xumi is no exception!"

Paimon shook his hands excitedly.

Jiraiya's face suddenly turned cold and he asked, "We were going to go with them anyway, so there's no problem. But now there's a very serious problem."

Seeing Jiraiya being so serious, Paimon couldn't help but hold his breath and asked, "What is that?"

"Do you know the way?"

...Although it is indeed a very serious question, Paimon just felt a little speechless. Jiraiya asked an extremely abnormal question.

For example, are there more beauties in Xumi than in Liyue? Then Paimon wouldn't feel so speechless.

“A lustful immortal would actually ask such a question… I thought he was going to ask if there were many beautiful women on Mount Xumi.

I wanted to answer, although I don't know if there are many beauties in Xumi, but in the tropics, they must be wearing very cool clothes. "

When Paimon said this, he obviously noticed Jiraiya's eyes lit up, and then he covered his mouth and nose as quickly as possible.

But how could the palm of the hand completely cover the liquid? Blood flowed out from somewhere and seeped out from between Jiraiya's fingers.

And the old man was still asking without realizing it, "Cool? You mean wearing very little, right? How much exactly? This information is crucial for us to understand the truth! We must go to Xumi!"

Jiraiya was speaking excitedly when he suddenly heard the sound of his bones breaking and his brain telling him of the pain in his body.

Tsunade, who was snuggling up to Jiraiya like a little bird just now, is about to show her true colors!

He only saw veins popping up at his temples, and the arms that were originally wrapped around Jiraiya were now suddenly exerting force, as if they could crush him to pieces in the next moment.

"Hey, hey, hey, Tsunade, listen to my explanation..."

Obviously Jiraiya had no chance. All that awaited him was a graceful arc and a precise fall into the trash can.

But Jiraiya was not alone. There was actually someone who had been in the trash can before him... Aradaki Ikto.

As for why this thing was in the trash can, can you understand what it's like for a funny man to break into Ningguang's podium and run around in order to catch the ghost beetle that was painted red with jam?

Being knocked unconscious by Keqing and Yelan and stuffed into a trash can was the lightest punishment. I can only say that they are worthy of being called such.

Walnut, who was passing by with a geography book, immediately jumped up to the two of them with a shovel in his hand. His eyes were shining with gold, as if to say, "Finally, we're open!"

It's a pity that these two funny people, the old and the young, have unexpectedly tough lives.

"Good morning! Walnut! What are you holding in your hand?" Paimon and the Traveler were not too worried about these two funny guys. They greeted Walnut calmly and naturally.

"Hehe, I searched in the coffin all night last night. Finally I found the map that this grandfather left behind."

"Wait wait wait wait... Putting aside other things, where did you find this?"

"Well, this little detail is unimportant."

"It's very important! It's very important, okay!"

"This records most of the routes in the Layered Abyss, and you see, there is a secret passage leading to Mount Sumeru hidden in a very hidden place here."

Although the information provided by Walnut is indeed very important, the Traveler and Paimon are still shocked by where Walnut found it from... There are always some bad associations in their minds.

However, after looking at the map given by Hu Tao, everyone calmed down, said goodbye to the people in Liyue, and headed towards Xumi together.

The people going this time include Jiraiya, Tsunade, Kakashi, the Traveler, Paimon, Kurumi and Ikto.

According to the map provided by Walnut, everyone still had to return to the sad place of the Layered Abyss. The Layered Abyss, which should have been windless and dull, would occasionally have a gentle breeze blowing, caressing everyone's cheeks.

It was as if Xiao, Fushe and the others were still there and had never left.

The Black Snakes that had originally stopped everyone from going deeper seemed to have lost all their souls since that battle. They just stood there blankly like empty shells.

Only when Jiraiya and his companions passed by would they turn their heads slightly. Later, Jiraiya and the travelers found out that it was because Halfdan, who blocked the remnants of the God's Pond alone in order to protect his subordinates and the people, died in that battle.

The king and the general were no longer around, so naturally they had no motivation to continue playing the little joke.

The journey was almost unobstructed, and we saw the light from the other side of the abyss - Sumeru.